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Tuesday, 1 September 2009

NSPCC lying again.


One in three teenage girls in Britain is sexually abused by their boyfriend, while a quarter are physically assaulted, a new report has revealed.More than 1,300 youngsters aged 13 to 17 took part in the survey for the report on abusive teenage relationships.Researchers from the University of Bristol supported by the NSPCC and Big Lottery Fund aimed to find out the incidence and impact of teen partner violence.They found nearly nine out of 10 girls have been in an intimate relationship.Of these, one in six said they had been pressured into having sex, while one in 16 said they had been raped.
What a total load of cock this is on so many levels.For a start dont believe anything that involves the NSPCC because it is nothing more than a fake government funded charity thats sole job is to push the Nu Liebor anti male,anti white,anti British agenda personified by Brown and that bitch Harman.
Secondly dont believe a word of what 13 to 17 year old tell you.If asked especially by some lezzer social worker type all the boys will say they are having sex 5 times a day with a Swedish nympho whilst taking drugs and drinking 15 pints of stella every day.The girls will tell that they have had sex unintentionally with 20+ males whilst drinking 20 slammers a day and taking industrial quantities of drugs.Teenagers lie about everything and anything so any stupid twat asking them questions and expecting a straight answer is retarded in the extreme.
The survey was carried out on 1300 youngsters(not picked at random) who responded because they had (according to them)suffered violence in a relationship.The numpties at the NSPCC have extrapolated the results from this tiny biased sample to somehow relate to the whole teenage population.
Its like asking people who smoke to take part in a survey and then publish that 9 out of 10 people smoke more than 10 cigarettes a day.Total bollocks but of course the governments propaganda wing aka the BBC have jumped on this and I would put my last penny that in a few days time bitch harman will be announcing another crap initiative in order to keep the evil males of the species where they belong which according to her is 6 ft under.

Thursday, 27 August 2009

Labour scum are coming again.


The good folk of Sussex are in the main sensible down to Earth types that tolerate all sorts of people in their county.That hypocritical socialist bitch polly toynbee has a 2nd or is it 3rd house in Lewes and no one has yet petrol bombed it.
There are 2 groups of people that this tolerance is not extended to.Both groups descend on places causing disruption and chaos -they both are outside the normal rules of society and seem immune to prosecution.Once gone the local residents have to cope with destruction of all they hold dear and have to face a huge bill to clean up after these 2 primary scum groups.
The first of these groups is of course the pikeys-hated the length and breadth of this county but beloved by the wankers in the council and the even bigger wankers in Sussex (lets get buggered)Police.
The second group is hated even worse than the pikeys.
Again the only people that support these scum bags are the wankers in the council and the bigger wankers in the Sussex(lets get buggered)Police.
Yes ladies and gentlemen its time for martial law to be imposed in Brighton because Gordon Brown and his bunch of Marxist placemen are coming to town.Why these cunts choose to come to sunny Brighton is a mystery to me because I have yet to meet anyone in Sussex who would like to do anything less than boil the whole lot in boiling lead .It does however give the wankers supposedly protecting us from crime an opportunity to flex their muscles in front of their beloved leaders .Nothing will be too much for Sussex police in order to avoid any nastiness like the socialist scum actually coming into contact with the general public.Huge swathes of the South Coast will be cordoned off in order to protect their great leader from being told that he is a one eyed Scottish cunt that should fuck off back to Scotland and die.
Whilst half the police force are beating up pensioners , arresting people wearing t shirts and generally shooting anyone they see fit the rest of the county has to rely on those turds in uniforms PCSOs in order to keep us safe.
Pikeys and Labour scum-different cheek same arse

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Clued-Up. Info Crowborough

Picture above is

1)The town mayor Cllr Kay Moss.
2)The town councils representative with Clued Up.
3)Trustee of Clued Up.
4)Employee of East Sussex County Council at Beacon School.

Nothing wrong with that you may say but bear in mind that Clued Up youth indoctrination centre gets thousands of pounds of taxpayers money through the town council and east sussex county council.Also Peter Hans Swann is a trustee of clued up as well as head teacher of Beacon and employer to Kay Moss.

What a tangled web they weave.


Extract from last council meeting.

Representatives to outside organisations
The Town Mayor confirmed that Beacon College is happy to accept two Town Council representatives for Clued-up, therefore herself and Anita Kerwin-Nye are those representatives.


It seems that Beacon college(Peter Hans Swann) calls the shots as far as Clued Up goes now.



What is going on here?There seems an unhealthy link between Clued Up(youth indocrination centre),beacon crap community college,east sussex CC and the councillors on the town council.What exactly are they all getting from this?Well the answer is I dont know but I do know that the taxpayers of Crowborough are paying huge sums of money so these people can swan around(no pun intended) acting like the council tax is intended to further their careers and keep their profiles up like the self important idiots that they clearly are.

Crowborough Town Councillor.


My first profile of one of the local Councillors features Ex Mayor (it was his turn) Councillor Neil Waller.
I have mixed opinions about Mr Waller due to the fact that he stood up and said what he thought to people regardless of the consequences.He upset the town clerk whilst he was Mayor and was dragged in front of the standards committee of Wealden Council.I admire him for his stand for free speech but recently he seems to be keeping his head down and towing the official line on everything.Since his appearance in front of the Wealden Standards star chamber he has disappeared off the public radar sadly.It seems that both Wealden and Crowborough Town Council do not tolerate anyone going "off message" and any hint of non PC thoughts (non common purpose thoughts more like)are crushed and the thought criminal is then assimilated back into the hive.
Scores on the doors
Free Speech 8/10
Backbone 7/10
Staying Power 3/10
Integrity 6/10
Common purpose rating 2/10 (the higher the rating the more likely to be common purpose)
Wanker Ranking 3/10 (the higher the wanker rating the bigger the wanker)
So in summary-Has done well in the past but is failing to live up to his early promise.

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Dan Hannan.



Since Dan Hannan ripped Gorgon a new one at the European Parliament he is a top man in my book.

Listen to this speech he gave to the Americans its brilliant.His speeches are always interesting and really shows up Brown for the autistic twat that he is.




Hat Tip LPUK

Monday, 17 August 2009

Crowborough Councillors.


To liven things up a bit I thought I would choose a councillor (Wealden,Town Council or ESCC)each month and do a little article about them in my own style.

If anyone wants to nominate a particular local politico then e mail me and let me know.

Saturday, 15 August 2009

Air Ambulance over Crowborough.


Been away to a far flung area of the country where they dont seemed to have grasped WiFi so I have been without internet access.


Came back to find that I had stirred up a hornets nest over the accident in Whitehill Road and the Sussex Air Ambulance.


Some crappy forum site has been whipping up the retards of Crowborough into a frenzy over what I said.To recap I stated that it was a waste of the Air Ambulances time to airlift someone with "non life threatening injuries"to a hospital in Essex! when it would have been quicker to go by Ambulance to the Kent and Sussex 10 minutes driving time away.If anyone can prove that I am wrong I will gladly apologise .Unfortunately the retards of Crowborough only seem to be able to read a couple of words at a time and cant understand those unless its written in txt spk or some such bollocks.

Some twat then went on to suggest that riding a moped into a parked car at 30 mph was entirely normal and the rider had nuffink to do wiv it and it was the parked car that was to blame.

No one seems to realise that we all have to take the consequences of our actions.If we get hurt while doing something stupid then there is no one else to blame but ourselves.I notice all the critics couldnt bring themselves to say thank you to the pilot and crew of the helicopter that came to the casualties assistance.Perhaps they could all do something useful like raising money for the air ambulance rather than ranting over what I said.


Click here http://www.sussexairambulance.co.uk/ to make a donation and put your money where your collective mouths are (innit wickid).



Friday, 7 August 2009

Dont believe a word of it.


For my sins I listen to Radio 2 whilst driving around during the day.
I like listening to the music without the interruption of adverts.
What annoys me though is the crap they present as the news every day.I end up shouting at the radio as if the cunt at the other end can hear me.
Examples of the excrement that has passed as news are as follows.
A story about E Coli kept mentioning the "virus infection".Now excuse me but when did E Coli transmogrify from a bacteria to a virus.Any half wit with half a brain can "google it" if not sure but the twat from the BBC repeated this blatant error every fucking 30 mins.
A story about the funeral of the last tommy from WW1 took place according to the BBC in the town of Wells in Somerset.Well the last time I looked Wells was a city ( a small city with a lovely Cathedral granted).
Do they not check any facts before broadcasting this shit.
What really sent me over the edge today was a story about how ancient Britons were cannibals because someone found a human bone with scratch marks on it.The lefty twat reading this out revelled in the fact that some of our ancestors were savages and cannibals.Right at the end it was stated that this was not proof of canabalism in itself and they could have just stripped the flesh from the bodies of the dead to aid decomposition and the bones were dated to about 8000 years ago!!!.
I wish the righteous cunts in the Common Purpose BBC news department would at least get their story straight.For years we have been told by these self same people that there are no proper British people as we are a mongrel race made up of wave after wave of foriegn invaders(total bollocks of course).We are now told that ancient Britons lived here 8000 years ago.In order for us not to feel proud that our ancestors have lived in these islands for over 8000 years the BBC have to make up this story that they were savages that indulged in cannibalism.
The truth is somewhat different in that these people were not savages but sophisticated hunter gatherers.The BBC are an integral part of the negative media war against Britishness and Englishness .We should all be proud that the roots of our country stretch back from neolithic times to about 12 years ago when New Stasi Labour began its policy of destroying this country and rewriting history.
The truth is (not that the BBC will say it) that neolithic man was probably more advanced than we think and more advanced than some African tribes that live today as hunter gatherers.As for the aboriginies well they had the vast expanse of Australia to themselves for thousands of years and they only managed to haul themselves out of neolithic living about 25o years ago some 7ooo years after the ancient Britons.

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Wealden Council .


Its bad enough having a lib dum councillor representing the ward that you live in but you do expect them to spell correctly.


Councillor Plain Jane Clark
More information about this councillor
Attendance record
Declarations at meetings
Contact information
Home Address: ........................................CrowboroughEast SussexTN6 3SJ
Phone: 01892 ######
Fax: 01892 ######
Appointments to outside bodies

Helicopter over Crowborough.


The Air Ambulance was flying low(and I mean low) over Crowborough yesterday.

The reason? Some idiot on a moped crashed into a parked car on Whitehill Road.

Although the person had serious but not life threatening injuries they were flown to a hospital in Essex

Is this really good use of a helicopter when they could have been transferred to the Kent and Sussex by ambulance quicker than flying to Essex.Not only that but flying a helicopter low over houses is hazardous to say the least.I do hope the person responsible for the accident has the decency to apologise and go on to raise money for the Air Ambulance for wasting their time and taking it from other duties that are more deserving.
Still the advantage is thats one less chain saw on wheels on the road and one less idiot .

Monday, 3 August 2009


Weather forecast not entirely accurate.


Just in case you all forgot according to the Courier back in May we are now in the middle of a dry hot summer.

County gears up for summer heatwave
Friday, May 29, 2009, 15:00

EAST Sussex is in for a heatwave this summer – which is great news for businesses and tourist attractions in the county which are gearing up for a bumper season.

Meteorologists issued their long-range forecast for June, July and August and predicted temperatures to exceed 30C this summer.

The Met Office also said to expect near or below-average rainfall which make it unlikely there would be a repeat of the wet summers of 2007 and 2008

Common Purpose





Wonder why nothing works properly any more.

Despite all the bollocks about strategic partnerships blah blah blah from local and national government everything turns to shit and nothing gets done.

Take the Crowborough community facility as an example.Loads of talking by the people we expect to know what they are doing but all that happens is more money is swallowed up into a huge black hole never to be seen again.Projects such as this are just an excuse for people in the know to skim money off here and there.Contracts are given to friends of friends and we (the taxpayers) end up paying for it all.This hall is not needed or wanted but the politicos insist that it goes ahead because it gives them the chance to earn a "drink" for themselves(wink wink).
A hall that could have been built for half a million is going to cost us £3.5 million.Where is the "spare" 3 million going?.Bungs,drinks etc etc whatever you like to call it goes on because the political process has been corrupted from top to bottom by organisations like Common Purpose.Instead of serving the public councillors are now serving themselves and their common purpose buddies.Sod the public whats important to the politicians at all levels is power and money.
After watching the short clip above look up Brian Gerrish and see what is really going on in town halls up and down the country.

Do you believe that Crowborough is immune from this ?.Several people in the town have their fingers in many pies or partnerships as they are called in Common Purpose Britain 2009,are they doing it for the public good or for their own good.These bastards need weeding out and removed from the political process.We need to start again with a clean sheet and get back to people doing JUST what they are supposed to do.There is no reason why a principal(headteacher) should be spending time he should be using to run his school to do a bit on the side running dodgy charities extorting more money from the taxpayers.Nor should they be indoctrinating their pupils with blah blah blah global warming bollocks or blah blah blah diversity bollock.Is this all part of a plan to undermine society or is the country going down the tubes "by accident".

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Afghanistan


Despite the casualties the British Military are doing what they do best in Afghanistan.We should all be proud of these brave individuals who are fighting in this conflict.Millipede and Brown pants say that it is vital to national security that our soldiers remain.What the Politicians dont say is our troops are dying because of political interfering in this conflict.Our troops are suffering because a lack of helicopters , second rate armoured transport etc etc.What the politicos dont realise is that this conflict is unwinnable under current circumstances.Unless the Armed Forces are allowed to fight the Taliban as they see fit and with the best equipment available there are going to be a lot more casualties like we saw this week.Our European Nato allies are standing back and letting the UK,USA and Canada do all the dirty work while their soldiers do nothing.There seems to be no exit strategy -I think now is the time to consider pulling our troops out and letting our "brave European Allies take over".The politicians caused this mess but they dont have a clue what to do.Our Troops are getting killed and that bastard coward brown doesnt even have the decency to send someone to be there when the bodies come home.


Support Help for Heroes http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/ and dont forget the troops homecoming march through Tunbridge Wells this friday.

Sunday, 12 July 2009

Wealden Council secrets they dont want you to know.





Thanks to anon for the idea of communicating in the language of the country whose flag is shown above.The following is very interesting especially the bit about the Chief Exec.

Работники совету Wealden не должны расточительствовать их время переводя это. Вы все отход налогоплательщиков дег и кислорода

Руководитель отказал вс неправильные делать. Осел полно брал.

Oh и получите, что назад работать вы ленивые дерьма.

Friday, 10 July 2009

Wealden spastic development options explained.


Just had my little booklet from WDC asking for comments on their Local Development Framework crap.They want our opinions on the various spastic development options.All this can be done online if you wish.I checked it out and found out its the biggest pile of bollocks I have ever read.Dont these people speak English.

Having waded through it the options seem somewhat limited.The option seems to be that they are going to concrete over most of East Sussex its just a question of which town do you want them to start in.Strangely there doesnt seem to be an option of "dont build any more houses as we dont need them and dont want them".It seems to make no difference whether the Council is Lib Dum or Conservative(we dont do Nu Labour nazi scum round here) run the people working for them remain the same and they all seem to be semi literate,management speaking common purpose graduate retards.
By the way the above pictures shows the progress of the new Community Facility in Crowborough.

Wealden Council ,joke,are,a (rearrange these words)


1)A funeral director gets a call saying a council employee has died at Wealden District Council HQ and could they come and collect the body.

He tells his partner he won't be long as its only down the road.

5 hours pass before he returns. His partner asked, "where the hell have you been?"

He replied, "it was a fucking nightmare I had to wait till they all left for lunch to see which one was dead."


2)What `s the difference between an ostrich and a council tax collector ?

Nothing !!

They can both stick their bills up their arses .

Thursday, 9 July 2009

Its official-Wealden Council employees are lazy bastards


Obviously the numpties at Wealden District Council are having a quiet day today .

217.154.171.#11:43:45 am
217.154.171.#11:32:34 am
217.154.171.#10:36:03 am
217.154.171.#10:29:25 am


These are the times that the council "watchers" visited this site today.You will notice that they are all during work times.Obviously nothing to do today.


Just a little hint to the lazy bastards at the council.Dont view blogs in the morning otherwise you will not have anything to do in the afternoon will you?

These work shy local government parasites better make the most of it because when the money runs out they will be unemployed and unemployable.Can you imagine a future employer asking one of them to explain what they did in their previous job.The answer would probably be...well I didnt do much really other than surfing the internet for half the day .The rest of my time was dedicated to networking with my colleagues on important subjects such as what biscuits we want with our tea and the finer points of our generous pension scheme that the taxpayer of Sussex pays though the nose for.

The employers response would be...thank you for showing an interest in working for Mc Burgers but your skill set doesnt match our requirement at this time.When we get a job that requires you to sit on your arse all day doing nothing I will let you know .Next candidate please.

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Crowborough Shared Space.




Guide Dogs for the Blind are campaigning against shared space schemes.


The local idiots at the Council are considering a shared space scheme in Crowborough.


If you want to support the campaign then visit http://www.guidedogs.org.uk/ for information on how to lobby your MP.


*Shared space is a mad idea where pedestrians and traffic have to share the same space.No defined pavement and no defined road.Perhaps I should explain that this idea comes from some drugged up hippy from Holland who didnt even know what planet he was on .The numpties on the council dont have that defence(or do they?).They must have been on something pretty strong to think it would be a good idea in Crowborough.


Watching them watching me.

Hello to Gabriella Paterson-Griggs, Democratic Services Manager from Wealden council.Dont be shy-I dont bite or are you one of those people that just likes to "watch".


(DEMOCRATIC SERVICES MANAGER Salary range £36,390 - £40,215)

Monday, 6 July 2009

Wealden Council is watching.


Wealden District Council frequently comes up on my visitor lists .
I can only think of 2 scenarios as to why anyone from the council would want to read my posts during "work" hours.
1)Someone who is employed by the council is interested in my blog and likes to keep up to date with it.If this is the case then please dont be offended but fucking well do it in your own time not whilst you are supposed to be employed doing something useful.Actually I am finding it hard to think of anything that anyone employed by Wealden could possibly do useful other than get a proper job.For information the council tax payers dont pay a kings ransom every month so council employees can access foul mouthed blogs such as this.
2)Someone is employed by the council(paid by the taxpayer) to sit on their computer monitoring local blogs /websites for dissident views that dont fit in with their own warped mindset and values.
I am coming around to it more likely to be option 2 than option 1.Without wanting to sound too"tin foil hat" I know that internet access is strictly controlled within the local government and civil service.Logs are kept and if you are found to have accessed something that you shouldnt have then its normally treated as a disciplinary offence.This would indicate that someone within wealden council has free reign to access anything they like .The motive of the "watcher" is not known to me but I would like to communicate with them in a spirit of honesty and free speech.
Dont take it personally mr or ms wealden watcher but people like you make me sick.No doubt you are some sort of right on twat who studied media studies at school and has found out that even Mc Donalds think you are unemployable.The only job you could get was as a council funded
quisling that views things that you are unable to understand because your brain power and life experience are on the par of a goldfish.I would guess you are probably in your middle age and still live at home with your mummy because everyone thinks you are a fucking knob end of the highest order.
There you go-stick that in your little book and go and run off theres a good gimp.Go tell your boss(they must be even more retarded than you) that someone doesnt express the views that
your common purpose mentor said everyone must express .BWahahaha someones been nasty to me.

Saturday, 4 July 2009

Gypsies Tramps and Thieves......



I have just managed to dig out the following action sheet for part of a local council meeting on the issue of pikeys.You can see that the local numpties on the council have a good grasp of the problem and seem to have it well under control.
Education
Positive images - obviously dont use any pictures of illegal sites after the travellers have left.Piles of rubbish doesnt reflect well on the average traveller.
Travellers to understand that the phrase "thieving pikey" isnt derogatory it is just part of the non travellers culture .
Add to curriculum in schools-the general reponse from the public to this was not positive.
Champion for Wealden? We need to employ someone to campaign for pikeys rights.
Case studies.Dont include any mention of nicking car batteries or driving uninsured vehicles.
Travellers to put forward reasons why they shouldnt feck off back to pikey land.
Provide sites in their normal habitat.Rubbish tips and open sewers are areas that have proved popular with the travelling traveller community in the past.

Saturday, 27 June 2009

Sussex Police Farce


On Sunday 14th June a commemoration service was held at the Chattri Memorial near Patcham in Brighton for the Sikh and Hindu soldiers who died in hospitals in Brighton & Hove during the Great War of 1914-18.As usual it was well attended by many from Brighton & Hove's diverse communities, along with representatives from Sussex Police, Brighton & Hove City Council, the Racial Harassment Forum, and other armed and emergency services.Two poppy wreaths were laid on the memorial by Sussex Police's DCI Ian Pollard and DC Mo Dando of the Sussex Black Police Association.
Police Cadets Harry Dinnage and Christine Marchant also helped on the day and Hate Crime Caseworker Suchi Chatterjee attended to show her respects for the young men who died so far from their homes in a foreign land.Engraved on the memorial itself are the words:
'To the memory of all the Indian soldiers who gave their lives for their King-Emperor in the Great War, this monument, erected on the site of the funeral pyre where the Hindus and Sikhs who died in hospital at Brighton, passed through the fire, is in grateful admiration and brotherly affection dedicated.
Sod the thousands of non ethnic people who fought and died for their country.The Sussex Police farce decide to celebrate diversity and ended up devaluing the whole thing.The ultimate insult to those that died was having a "hate crime caseworker" present and members from the racist black police association.The Police wonder why they have lost the respect of the community
I cant think why?
I look forward to the police attending a similar event to remember the English people from Sussex who have died fighting for their country.No doubt there will be representatives from the white police association and a caseworker responsible for investigating racist crimes against English people.On second thought perhaps not and after all the Police are very very busy eating doughnuts and catching people travelling 3mph over the speed limit.

Friday, 26 June 2009

Who is a hoon and who isnt.


Just so everyone knows which councillors voted to spend money they dont have see below.It seems like only 2 councillors had the guts to stand up for the council taxpayers of Crowborough.

If that indeed was their motive then well done to them.Shame on the rest of them.


RESOLVED to authorise the Town Clerk to obtain borrowing approval of £329,600 (made up of £179,600 for the Goldsmiths project and £150,000 for land purchase)


FOR (Hoons) Cllrs Paul Adams, Leigh Colbran, Peter Cowie, Philip Fermor, Mick Hall, Anita Nerwin-Nye, George Moss, Liz Scott, Mark Symons and Neil Waller

AGAINST(Heroes maybe) Cllrs Colin Stocks and Sandra Timms

Crowborough No Vision Project


ADVERTISING in empty shop windows, turning the High Street into a pedestrian zone and the massive improvement of public transport - these are just a small sample of what Crowborough businesses and residents want to see in the next 20 years.
Business owners also crave a purpose built enterprise centre which offers flexible business space for a low rent, scrapping town parking charges, more active promotion of the area, the creation of a tourism strategy and more pedestrian signs.


The ideas have come about after the Crowborough Visioning Project (CVG) hired the firm Dialogue to carry out a public consultation into what people want.
These ideas will be compiled into a document which will form the blueprint for future development in the town.
It will then be incorporated into the Wealden District Council local development framework.
Crowborough town Cllr George Moss, CVG leader, said: "Hopefully over the next month we will get some input back, hold a meeting with the retailers and get even more of a feel for what they want."
The consultation also revealed residents wanted to adopt the European concept of "shared space" – where motorists and pedestrians "become one".
This is achieved by removing the traditional separations between cars and walkers by taking away kerbs and signs.


Lifted from the courier.


This is more total bollocks by George Moss.


Why is the Crowborough visioning project called CVG shouldnt it be CVP or am I being stupid.
Why have they employed a bunch of third rate retards to consult with us (must have missed that one).

Are we supposed to believe that a member of the public came up with the great idea of scrapping parking charges (everyone knows parking is free in Crowborough) and also came up with the idea of letting people and cars share the same roadspace.


It all sounds to me like this is what the council are going to do and they are pretending the ideas came from the public.Do we think that the council will actually publish who came up with what idea,course not.

Friday, 12 June 2009

Crowborough Town Council


Just one question.
When are the Town Council going to get off their collective fat arses and arrange to have the vergeside grass cut.
Montargis has grass so long that you could lose a small amazonian tribe in it.
The council seems to prefer to waste money on the country park and community facility(sounds like a mental hospital) than actually keeping the town looking spick and span.
The council are really taking the piss.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Gordon is a Wan##r



Dont watch this if you are easily offended.

Gordon Brown booed .



Our popular Prime Mincer getting what he deserves.

Gordon Brown on the Apprentice.




One to enjoy for no other reason than its funny.

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Free Speech but not as we know it.


Warning -I may not be able to hold in the swear words so be warned.If easily offended dont read on.


Someone who I allow to post on this blog also likes to comment on some of the Crowborough stories posted on the Couriers web site under the tag dmh.


Credit where credits due the Courier posts most of his comments although I am aware that they did remove a couple of comments when he referred to a disgusting act used by some men of the Muslim faith for sexual gratification.


Dmh likes to post his opinion on a number of local issues and I applaud him for that.The local councils like to treat the paper as their own and get them to publish rubbish articles that show them in what they perceive as a good light.Most of what is printed is of course a load of bollocks.


Take for example the story about local primary school children who started a campaign against parents taking their children(them) to school by car and having the bare faced cheek to park outside the school for 10 seconds while their child exits the car and goes into school.I share dmh opinion that it is an insult to the readers to even suggest that 5 year olds would come up with a campaign that results in them walking to school rather than being transported in a nice safe and warm car.Surely its no coincidence that the local noddy Copper just so happened to have a big poster that could be put outside the school at a moments notice to basically say dont park here because the lazy fat arsed teaching staff want to.Another bollocks story about another school stated how good it was that the kids were force fed healthy vegetarian crap before their sats and how it helped their brain power.Again a total total bollock story that is only published because the local health gestapo head went on the same Common Purpose training event as the twat that wrote the story.

Dmh quite rightly pointed out that this was all rubbish(politely) because you dont know how they were going to perform in their sats if they ate bacon and eggs.They also dont know what proper food the kids had before going to school making the supposition that tasteless food somehow equals greater brainpower meaningless.

I should point out that I agree that a good breakfast is important but I am with dmh because I classify a good breakfast as involving bacon and eggs.Muesli or Crappy french breakfasts are more likely to cause kids to vomit the contents of their guts all over the exam paper rather than helping them do well in your SATs(which lets be honest are crap in themselves).


What I have noticed is that there seems to be certain people who post replies to dmh posts that seem to indicate that local authority employees are professionally rebutting dmhs posts.

Repeated claims about dmh having negative views(all he originally stated was the healthy food sounded disgusting) and similar derogatory comments about him.All the rebut posts are very similarly written but the give away was several weeks ago when there was a lively discussion on the the value of youth workers.Several rebuttal comments were made saying what brilliant people youth workers were and how qualified they had to be( I believe up to NVQ level 1 bullshitting sometimes).Anyonee singing the praise of youth workers must be a local authority numpty or clinically insane (or both).My point is that it would appear that somewhere within the murky depths of the council/police/fake charity sector alliance it is being encouraged to stifle any non "on message" debate by labelling people negative and a victor medrew.

I happen to know that this doesnt bother dmh one bit and he sees it as his duty to exercise free speech and speak up for himself how he sees fit(some of his put downs are brilliant).


What I find disturbing is that the state in the guise of local citizens sees its job to rebut any comments that do not match its own lunatic PC thinking.


I am posting an excerpt below on what I mean -its from some marxist thinking shit with the tag AA (no offence love).


dmh seems to have nothing but negative comments to make about anything remotely positive that is happening in Crowborough schools. WELL DONE HERNE, with the fantastic help again of Waitrose, for yet another brilliant SATS week Breakfast Club which encourages healthy eating for active brains; well done also to Whitehill Infants for tackling the parking issues which do not only dominate the areas outside schools, but throughout the town.
AA, Crowborough
commented on 22-May-2009 21:38



It sounds disgusting.What about a good old "fry up".Give em something to keep them going all morning not poncey bagels and croissants that taste like cardboard.
dmh, Crowborough

PCSOs


Below is a list of the Police covering Crowborough and surrounding areas.


Notice anything?They are mostly PCSOs which have no more powers than a traffic warden.Does that make you sleep safely in your bed knowing that we are being policed by useless PCSOs .

Police Community Support Officer Tamara Bennett
Areas covered: Wadhurst

Police Community Support Officer Chris Harrison
Areas covered: Crowborough West

Police Community Support Officer Matthew Boyle
Areas covered: Mayfield

Police Community Support Officer Ruth Parnell
Areas covered: Crowborough East And Alderbrook

Police Community Support Officer Parrish Claxton
Areas covered: Jarvis Brook

Police Community Support Officer Sarah Roberts
Areas covered: Withyham And Frant

Police Community Support Officer John Clift
Areas covered: North Ward

Police Community Support Officer Elizabeth Sword - Daniels
Areas covered: Crowborough

Neighbourhood Policing Constable Steve Etherington
Areas covered: Wadhurst, Rotherfield, Mayfield, Frant, Withyham And Groombridge

Police Community Support Officer Karl Williams
Areas covered: Crowborough

Police Community Support Officer Eleanor Feely
Areas covered: Rotherfield, Mark Cross And Eridge

Police Community Support Officer Chi Yau
Areas covered: Crowborough, St Johns

Neighbourhood Policing Constable Nicole Hardy
Areas covered: Crowborough

Saturday, 16 May 2009

UFO or UAV



My son was watching Newsround this morning and he became very excited about a story of a UFO sighted over Eridge last night.
By the time I got into his room the story had gone.
I drive through Eridge every day and this morning there was no sign of any alien battle cruisers or little grey men looking at the cattle in a strange way.
Does anyone know what happened ?If so e mail me on g.osborne@live.co.uk or post comment below.
I have seen very low military helicopters flying over Eridge before and my guess is that it was an UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) like the second picture above.I would be interested in any info that people have or any links to any info on the web.

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Public Service Announcement.





Euro and local elections in this area 4th June.
If you dont want another year of this corrupt regime dont vote Labour.
A good kicking for Gordon Mc Doom in the ballot box will result in civil war in the Labour Party and an early general election.
Remember
Its not who you vote for that counts its who counts your vote.


Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Chocolate teapot working party.



(Not posted by Captain Swing)

Lifted from the courier website

A range of measures are being adopted to tackle anti social behaviour in Crowborough after residents have complained of large groups of young people hanging around the Goldsmiths area.

A working party of representatives from Sussex Police, Crowborough Town Council and Andy Jones, the manager of Freedom Leisure Centre met last week to discuss ideas.

One of those ideas was to build a temporary shelter for youngsters at the front of the leisure centre near the skate park.

Kent and Sussex Courier reporter Jessica Thompson joined Sgt Howard Nevill on Friday night on Operation Marble, an ongoing scheme to tackle the problems in the town.

She found out about how police are handling residents' concerns and what young people thought of the working party ideas.


AS the Courier website seems to be moderating/censoring comments at the moment I have put this up for anyone to express their opinions.

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Sitting on your arse isnt going to help .


Being fed up with Sgt (I sit behind a desk all the time)Nevill pronouncing in the local paper that he didnt think there was a problem with unruly behaviour in Crowborough at night I decided to register my displeasure.I will publish any reply that I get for your amusement and delight.


Feel free to send further eMails to him if you have any views about Policing (or lack of it) in Crowborough.



Crowborough‏
From:*****************
Sent:
21 April 2009 13:35:58
To: howard.nevill@sussex.pnn.police.uk
I have read with interest the article in the local paper about how hard you are working with the Youth of Crowborough to prevent anti social behaviour in Crowborough at night. I was interested to note your comment In relation to vandalism, Sgt Nevill said: "There is not some rampage going on, not that I am aware of. It might be isolated incidents.". I was less than reassured by your statement especially the" not that I am aware of "part of it.As your position is Office based and your PCSOs dont work late at night can you please tell me how you are aware of anything that does go on after dark in the town. Do you or anyone else actually patrol the town after dark or is it considered a no go area. Not a weekend goes by without young people causing trouble in the town ranging from general rowdyness to vandalism. All you seem to be doing is burying your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.Your job is NOT to be Social Worker making excuses for under age drinking and its consequences nor is it to help arrange activities for the yobbos of Crowborough so they are not bored.Your job is to serve and protect the residents of Crowborough with the emphasis on serve.Being a public servant perhaps you should consider what the residents want to see.Most people want proper Police on patrol(on foot) around the town.Given that most of the problems occur after dark surely it not beyond the Police to ensure that there enough proper policemen topolice the town after dark.We do not want to see PCSOs wandering around the town(some slouching around with their hands in their pockets looking bored) during the day when there is nothing for them to do.If the PCSOs cant or wont work after dark then perhaps you should employ more proper coppers and less PCSOs. I was particularly incenced about you personally making excuses about under aged drinking saying it was because they were bored.I bet you wouldnt make excuses for me if I got drunk (because I was bored and had nuffink to do) and starting smashing the place up.

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Clued Up


Below is part of an interesting article about Clued Up from the Courier website.My comments are in Bold.

A "ONE stop shop" for young people in Crowborough offers advice on careers, relationships and housing among a host of other modern day issues.

Staff at Clued Up Info let the Kent and Sussex Courier step inside and find out more about the charity which helps 11 to 25 year olds with a wide variety of issues.


Clued Up is registered as a charity but gets all its funding from the taxpayers of Sussex via grants from local government (East Sussex,Wealden and Crowborough Town Council).By a strange coincidence the trustees of Clued Up are employees or senior staff of these self same councils.All the employees of Clued Up are employees of East Sussex County Council so the taxpayer kindly pays their salary and pensions payments as well.

When you first walk into the narrow doorway on The Broadway, Clued Up Info looks a little like one of those dark, trendy cafes you find lining The Lanes of Brighton.

But as soon as you open the door you are greeted by multi-coloured walls, bright sofas and eye catching posters and it is no surprise that young people feel comfortable here.

Not sure what type of Cafe they are referring to but I have never been to a trendy cafe with sofas and posters being staffed by council employees pretending to be a charity.

On one side of the recently decorated room is an ICT suite for use by visitors. Chart music plays in the background giving the shop a warm and familiar atmosphere.

Thats the same ICT suite that allows children as young as 11 to have unrestricted access to the Internet including adult sex and swinger sites.No wonder this is the reason most youngsters visit clued up-they can access sites that their parents(who are paying for it) wouldnt allow them to access in a million years.

Clued Up Info was established in the town nearly eight years ago and has since increased its opening hours from four days a week to five days a week due to demand and a successful grant application.

Untrue- Clued Up has been going since 2003/4 when East Sussex County Council Youth Development Service or whatever it was called then took over a dormant charity called Crowborough for Young People with the intention of using it as a method of getting Grants from itself(ESCC) and extracting taxpayers money from other tiers of government.
A coincidence is that Jan Murphy holds a senior post within ESCC YDS and is a trustee of Clued Up.


With family therapists, counsellors, career advisors and sexual health experts on hand during the week, young residents do not need to go far to get the answers to those niggling worries or questions.

Perhaps that should read Local Authority employees are on hand to brain wash the young residents of Crowborough and undermine their relationship with their parents.

Youth worker Frances Davies said: "We are not experts on everything but we are here to direct people in the right way. Often for some young people it's good to have someone to talk to, talking through the situation with them."

That should be we are not experts on anything apart from screwing up the minds and bodies of the Youth of Crowborough. Do you really want your child sent to these people for so called advice behind your back so that they can tell your 11 year old how to take drugs,smoke and have under age sex.Is that not the role of the parents to judge whether your kids should be taught about these things in this way.Another strange coincidence is that the Principal (Peter Swann) and the Deputy Principle (Mrs Judith Lasis) of Beacon College are also Trustees of Clued Up so 11 year olds in the first year of Secondary School are being "encouraged " to go to Clued Up in order to be taught immoral and illegal behaviour .

She added: "It's resolved sometimes quite easily, other times you know it needs more professional input, which is where we would refer them to say a drugs worker."

See parents role being undermined again.The inference is that some spotty youth worker who has a NVQ in Drug Taking somehow knows more about bringing up your children than you do.You think they are going to a youth club but in reality they are programming them to make immoral and illegal activities appear interesting to your child.

A registered charity, Clued Up Info relies on the work of volunteers and has in the past received grants from local health authorities, Crowborough Town Council and Wealden District Council among other bodies.

Oh Dear that is really misleading.They have always 100% relied on funding from the local authorities and still do to this day. Your paying for it folks but are you involved with what goes on there.

It has strong links with Beacon Community College in Crowborough, with students often referred to Clued Up Info by staff and other advisors.

As mentioned the Principal (Headmaster to you) and Deputy (Headmaster)of Beacon are Trustees of Clued Up.

............

Manager Adrian Parker said: "I think it's very local, and very accessible with the additional hours and I think it's a kind of unique service for young people. "I know there is a similar very small place in Hailsham that would offer a similar service and the only other place is in Hastings, but in the Wealden area we are pretty much unique."
He added: "It's a very professional service really, it means that young people can access services that they are not traditionally accessing in a very informal, safe and friendly environment."

Of course its a professional service in the literal sense because they are all being paid buckets of our money to provide a service that is not needed or wanted .Another coincidence is that Adrian Parker who is the manager of Clued Up is employed by East Sussex County Council and based at Beacon College.Strange isnt it.


I am bracing myself for the usual criticism from the usual suspects (youth workers) that I dont know what I am talking about and if only I visited Clued Up I would be surprised at what they do and how vital their work is.Well I have to say that I have spoken to someone who has had first hand experience about how the yoof workers and their trendy liberal facist theories are messing up the mind of our young people.I have also checked all the facts with the Charity Commission website and believe them to be accurate.On a final note I also know that the trustees refuse to comment on how many of them have undertaken training through Common Purpose.(google Common Purpose
and Brian Gerrish if you want to know more).

Friday, 3 April 2009

High Street Open again (for now).

Crowborough retailers have admitted that lengthy roadworks in the High Street have not been as damaging to trade as they expected.

Shopkeepers expressed concerns through the Crowborough Retailers Association when East Sussex County Council announced the five week works.

But last week the town's traders said the disturbance was not as bad for business as they first feared.

Jane Hunnam, co-owner of Zest, said: "I do not think it has had any effect at all. The only point I have is how nice it would be if it was pedestrianised."

The works have seen traffic banned from the town centre for the duration as street scene improvements are made to match those carried out in Croft Road.

Roberta Johnson, owner of Marguerites florists, said: "I have been doing quite well because the workers have come in and bought flowers for their wives."......

I had to read this a couple of times as I couldnt believe it first time.The High Street has been closed for weeks and because the workmen have bought a few flowers everything is OK.My thought is that this story is totally fabricated and putting out the feelers in order to close off the High Street permanently.Perhaps then the Council will be happy that the Town Centre will be no more and Crowborough will just be a collection of supermarkets.




Friday, 27 March 2009

Nuffink to do round ere-lets smash something up.


AN INITIATIVE to entertain Crowborough youngsters at the weekends was praised by members of the town council.

Manager of Freedom Leisure in Crowborough Andy Jones and Michael Payne from the Cruisers Inline Hockey Club attended a meeting of the sport, recreation and cemetery committee to discuss their ideas for a roller disco.

It is hoped the event will help in the fight against anti social behaviour in the Goldsmiths area. The first disco is due to be held on Saturday April 4 at Freedom Leisure Centre, and will be trialled once a month for six months.

So holding a Roller Disco at the Goldsmiths leisure centre is going to stop the youths congregateing at the Goldsmiths leisure centre.Well that makes perfect sense NOT.

If I had my way I would entertain the youth of Crowborough with a kick up the arse.All they do is whinge about nothing to do but dont bother to do anthing worthwhile for other people.The school and clued up teaches them how to be a pain in the arse but doesnt tell them about their responsibilities to not make other peoples life a misery .We are breeding a generation of selfish youngsters who want everything laid on for them on a plate.Rather than doing good for the town in general they hang around in drunken groups with the intention of vandalising everything they come into contact with.

Saturday, 14 March 2009

Save the Polar Bear or any other photogenic mammal.


Congratulations to Cllr George Moss for winning the prize of snake oil salesman of the year(Crowborough).
"Town councillor George Moss established the Crowborough Towards Carbon Neutral project, which seeks to install meters in homes in a bid to find out how energy consumption in Crowborough can be reduced.
Sixty meters have been set up in different households; the device shows in real time the amount of energy being used, giving residents a chance to make savings and reduce their impact on the environment.
Funding for the group has been provided by Crowborough Town Council, and a grant has also been given by Community Action for Energy, part of the Energy Saving Trust. Those wanting to take part can either borrow the meter, or purchase one for more long-term use."


Councillor Moss assures us that installing one of these meters and having the Town Council snoop into your private lives will save the Polar Bear (or any other photogenic mammal ) from extinction.
Not only that but these meters are able to reduce the amount of C02 in the atmosphere by virtue of the fact that they are endowed with magic properties that mere mortals cannot begin to understand.
Only people who hold the high office of Town Councillor with responsibility for wasting money can understand such things but we are assured that he has watched Al Gores Inconvenient Lie so he does know what he is talking about.
Dont miss out on this fantastic offer buy one today and be disappointed for the rest of your life.
When the fully trained (to NVQ level 1in bullshitting) operative comes to fit your new energy meter dont worry that he is fiddling around with your power supply and installing a bug that can be monitored by yourself because for your convenience it can also be monitored by anyone who has a monitor display tuned to the same channel.
Also dont be concerned about the van with blacked out windows parked outside your home-there is no truth in the rumour that the monitors can also be used to monitor your household for undesirable behaviour .The monitors thought crime detection facility has been specially designed so it can only be authorised by people who have been approved by the Police State (stasi) committee of the council.
Bear in mind that the kind taxpayers of Crowborough are buying energy monitors for people in our community so thick they dont realise that to reduce your energy bills you have to turn your 52inch Plasma TV off for a few hours a day .I can hear them shouting now "what about Trisha or Home n Away,how am I going to watch all my favourite programmes 24 hrs a day if I dont have me telly on all the time".
Oh by the way Cllr Moss I got my energy meter free of charge from my energy supplier so you can stick yours up your domestic junction box cheers.

Thursday, 12 March 2009

Mental Services.



Article from the Courier

WEALDEN District Council's plans for kerbside recycling could be under threat due to the drastic drop in the price of materials.
The plan to introduce kerbside recycling of five different materials across the district is under review due to the current market value of items such as plastic, aluminium and paper.
The first phase of the new recycling plan is due in October and was predicted to cost more than £700,000.
The idea was to offset this cost with the sale of the materials but the price of items has halved since September last year.
As a result, a delay, or reduction of the service is under consideration....

So all that crap about saving the world and landfills filling up was just rubbish(sorry).Wealden were doing it to make money and now its not viable they throw their toys out the pram.

Is it any coincidence that environmental services is nearly the same as mental services?

Thursday, 5 March 2009

Crowborough Closed for Business


Crowborough High Street is cut off with roadworks.
What are the town council doing to help businesses survive the double whammy of recession+road closure.Well perhaps a notice saying that businesses are still open for business wouldnt be too difficult nor would a mention on the town council website.
Well perhaps if the councillors were less worried about fairtrade fortnight and more worried about Crowborough traders we might be getting somewhere.Fairtrade is a misnomer anyway as all it means is that you end up giving the local warlord extra money to buy extra AK47s.
Why should the consumer be forced to pay over the top for low quality goods just because it makes the local councillors feel good because they are doing something for the worlds poor.
I only hope they will extend that to the traders of Crowborough whilst there are still a few left.
The councillors keep going on about the visioning document even though they themselves havnt got the"vision" to look beyond the front door of the Town Hall.Isnt it time we got rid of some of the dead wood in the council.Some councillors like Mr and Mrs Moss seem to be on a crusade to save the world even though saving the world is not in their remit.Saving Crowborough traders should be a priority but until these councillors start doing their job and stop ignoring the wishes of the public nothing will be done and we will all suffer the consequences.Councillor Moss perhaps you could start by actually replying to emails sent to you-thats not too tricky is it?