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Thursday, 28 October 2010

Chris Bowers

Chris Bowers -who is he I hear you ask.

Well he is a local Limp Dem nobody who wanted us to vote for him at the last election to represent our views at Wealden Council.

If you read his blog his views seem to be more socialist labour than limp dem so it comes as no surprise to note that the residents of wealden said thanks but no thanks.

His blog uses blogger and has the typical comments tool to allow you to make comments on his posts.When you make a comment however a message comes up to say that your comment will appear after approval!!!.Like a child who sticks his fingers in his ears and goes lalala loudly Bowers doesnt seem to want to listen to other points of view that may not fit his weirdy beardy sandal wearing progressive hogwash political beliefs.

I have posted a couple of comments (all very polite) and I will let you know what response I get.

If you want a go then visit his blog by clicking here

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Another councillor bites the dust.

Damian McAlonan has left the council.

Another one bites the dust-thats two gone within the last 2 months.

I am not sure why D McAlonan has gone but I for one am glad to see one of the co opted twats deciding to call it a day.

I would like to think that I played my part in ridding our town council of him but there are many rumours going around as to the exact reasons behind his resignation.

Rumours I have heard include

1)He was responsible for the tree on chapel green being cut down so he jumped before he was named and shamed.

2)Some dodgy dealing involving the community centre which has been hushed up .

3)A problem with a criminal records check.

In honesty I dont know why he has gone but if I had to go with any one rumour it would probably be no2 because there seems to be a veil of secrecy over the whole community facility project which prevents the residents (who are paying for the bloody thing) from finding out what is going on and more importantly where the money is going/has gone.Secrecy breeds suspicion and resignations of councillors feeds those suspicions.

To prove there are no hard feelings I would like Damian to know it was nice knowing him but even nicer knowing that he has finally fucked right off.

Who is next to fall on their sword then fnar fnar.

ADHD -bad bahaviour excused.

What is it with ADHD these days.This fictional condition seems to be a get out of jail free card for all the little shits that are only lacking a bit of discipline .
Strangely this condition only seems to affect the spawn of the chavs and halfwits.Children of normal families seem to be immune from this condition.

Get some halfwit foreign health worker to label your ill disciplined badly behaved kid as having ADHD and you are set up for life.

If the little shit nicks something its...."eee cant elp it ees got ADHD."

If the little shit vandalises something its ..."eee cant elp it ees got ADHD"

In fact anything he does is not his fault "cos ees got ADHD"

Schools are just as bad because they are more interested in chasing the extra money these shits have on their head that they are willing to put up with any behaviour to keep trousering the extra money they get for having a shit with ADHD in their school.

God help you if you are a decent parent and your kid is in the same class as some chav genetic throwback with a chip on his shoulder.The little shit with ADHD will basically spoil the other kids education and bully any kids they see as an easy target all because "ee as ADHD".

We like to teach our children that the correct thing to do, if bullied, is to tell a teacher and everything will be OK but sadly in modern schools that just isnt the case.Schools will take no action over bullying if the little shit bullying has ADHD..Your child has to suffer being bullied because everyone in authority is scared to act because "ee as ADHD".

We also like to say to our kids that if someone is bullying them the thing to do is to rise above it and dont go down to their level and respond.

ADHD little shits have become a special group protected by the full force of the state in the same way mussies, pikeys and spazzers have become.

Sadly the only advice decent parents can give their child in these times is to stay away from the little shits "that av ADHD" and any bullying behaviour from the little shits should be met with swift playground justice.

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Vote for Freedom and interesting times ahead.

Have you ever thought of becoming a councillor?
As a councillor you can influence the decsions that directly affect your community and environment and help shape the future.
In May 2011 there will be an opportunity to stand for election to Crowborough Town Council and to Wealden District Council.
Find out more at the Council Offices, Pine Grove on Monday 1st November between 3.00pm and 8.00pm.

The above was on the the Crowborough town council website (spelling mistakes and all).

Do they really think that anyone who wants to represent their community on the undemocratic star chamber that is Crowborough TC would not have the intelligence to have thought it through and decided to stand without having to visit Pine Grove so they can give you the thumbs up.

The great thing about a democracy is that any fucknugget can represent you as long as they can get more people to vote for them than the opposition.

We all know what the council does and quite frankly we dont like it .We need someone to stand and get voted in on the understanding that they would stir up the council and make it more democratic not someone who will toe the line and agree anything as long as there is a drink in it for them.

Watch out council because I am considering standing myself and if you think I am going to be vetted by a bunch of twatty no hopers you are clearly barking up the wrong tree.

Believe me if I get voted in things will change and it will definitely be more interesting in the council meetings.

Monday, 11 October 2010

Oink Oink ,Nick Nick, Munch Munch

Police were hiding behind a broken down van in East Hoathly today with a speed camera doing what they do best ie not much.

About 30 minutes later I came back along the same road and they were nowhere to be seen until I got a bit further up the road near the turn off to Bentley wildfowl trust and there were the coppers in their natural environment munching bacon sarnies at a road side greasy spoon at 10.30 in the morning!!.

Its no wonder all the plods you see are overweight if the only exercise they get is to lift a speed camera every now and then is it.

Catch real criminals-you must be joking fat pigs will fly before that happens.
To add something to this story bear in mind that whilst the fat pigs of Sussex Police were stuffing their faces with crap a farmer was run over and killed when he tried to stop burglars.
Also bear in mind that this person contacted the Police several times about thefts and the Police did nothing because they were busy hiding their fat lazy arses in bushes catching evil motorists doing 52 in a 50 limit.
Whats the difference between Sussex Police and a bucket of crap-at least the bucket is useful for something.