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Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Free Speech but not as we know it.

Warning -I may not be able to hold in the swear words so be warned.If easily offended dont read on.

Someone who I allow to post on this blog also likes to comment on some of the Crowborough stories posted on the Couriers web site under the tag dmh.

Credit where credits due the Courier posts most of his comments although I am aware that they did remove a couple of comments when he referred to a disgusting act used by some men of the Muslim faith for sexual gratification.

Dmh likes to post his opinion on a number of local issues and I applaud him for that.The local councils like to treat the paper as their own and get them to publish rubbish articles that show them in what they perceive as a good light.Most of what is printed is of course a load of bollocks.

Take for example the story about local primary school children who started a campaign against parents taking their children(them) to school by car and having the bare faced cheek to park outside the school for 10 seconds while their child exits the car and goes into school.I share dmh opinion that it is an insult to the readers to even suggest that 5 year olds would come up with a campaign that results in them walking to school rather than being transported in a nice safe and warm car.Surely its no coincidence that the local noddy Copper just so happened to have a big poster that could be put outside the school at a moments notice to basically say dont park here because the lazy fat arsed teaching staff want to.Another bollocks story about another school stated how good it was that the kids were force fed healthy vegetarian crap before their sats and how it helped their brain power.Again a total total bollock story that is only published because the local health gestapo head went on the same Common Purpose training event as the twat that wrote the story.

Dmh quite rightly pointed out that this was all rubbish(politely) because you dont know how they were going to perform in their sats if they ate bacon and eggs.They also dont know what proper food the kids had before going to school making the supposition that tasteless food somehow equals greater brainpower meaningless.

I should point out that I agree that a good breakfast is important but I am with dmh because I classify a good breakfast as involving bacon and eggs.Muesli or Crappy french breakfasts are more likely to cause kids to vomit the contents of their guts all over the exam paper rather than helping them do well in your SATs(which lets be honest are crap in themselves).

What I have noticed is that there seems to be certain people who post replies to dmh posts that seem to indicate that local authority employees are professionally rebutting dmhs posts.

Repeated claims about dmh having negative views(all he originally stated was the healthy food sounded disgusting) and similar derogatory comments about him.All the rebut posts are very similarly written but the give away was several weeks ago when there was a lively discussion on the the value of youth workers.Several rebuttal comments were made saying what brilliant people youth workers were and how qualified they had to be( I believe up to NVQ level 1 bullshitting sometimes).Anyonee singing the praise of youth workers must be a local authority numpty or clinically insane (or both).My point is that it would appear that somewhere within the murky depths of the council/police/fake charity sector alliance it is being encouraged to stifle any non "on message" debate by labelling people negative and a victor medrew.

I happen to know that this doesnt bother dmh one bit and he sees it as his duty to exercise free speech and speak up for himself how he sees fit(some of his put downs are brilliant).

What I find disturbing is that the state in the guise of local citizens sees its job to rebut any comments that do not match its own lunatic PC thinking.

I am posting an excerpt below on what I mean -its from some marxist thinking shit with the tag AA (no offence love).

dmh seems to have nothing but negative comments to make about anything remotely positive that is happening in Crowborough schools. WELL DONE HERNE, with the fantastic help again of Waitrose, for yet another brilliant SATS week Breakfast Club which encourages healthy eating for active brains; well done also to Whitehill Infants for tackling the parking issues which do not only dominate the areas outside schools, but throughout the town.
AA, Crowborough
commented on 22-May-2009 21:38

It sounds disgusting.What about a good old "fry up".Give em something to keep them going all morning not poncey bagels and croissants that taste like cardboard.
dmh, Crowborough


Below is a list of the Police covering Crowborough and surrounding areas.

Notice anything?They are mostly PCSOs which have no more powers than a traffic warden.Does that make you sleep safely in your bed knowing that we are being policed by useless PCSOs .

Police Community Support Officer Tamara Bennett
Areas covered: Wadhurst

Police Community Support Officer Chris Harrison
Areas covered: Crowborough West

Police Community Support Officer Matthew Boyle
Areas covered: Mayfield

Police Community Support Officer Ruth Parnell
Areas covered: Crowborough East And Alderbrook

Police Community Support Officer Parrish Claxton
Areas covered: Jarvis Brook

Police Community Support Officer Sarah Roberts
Areas covered: Withyham And Frant

Police Community Support Officer John Clift
Areas covered: North Ward

Police Community Support Officer Elizabeth Sword - Daniels
Areas covered: Crowborough

Neighbourhood Policing Constable Steve Etherington
Areas covered: Wadhurst, Rotherfield, Mayfield, Frant, Withyham And Groombridge

Police Community Support Officer Karl Williams
Areas covered: Crowborough

Police Community Support Officer Eleanor Feely
Areas covered: Rotherfield, Mark Cross And Eridge

Police Community Support Officer Chi Yau
Areas covered: Crowborough, St Johns

Neighbourhood Policing Constable Nicole Hardy
Areas covered: Crowborough

Saturday, 16 May 2009


My son was watching Newsround this morning and he became very excited about a story of a UFO sighted over Eridge last night.
By the time I got into his room the story had gone.
I drive through Eridge every day and this morning there was no sign of any alien battle cruisers or little grey men looking at the cattle in a strange way.
Does anyone know what happened ?If so e mail me on or post comment below.
I have seen very low military helicopters flying over Eridge before and my guess is that it was an UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) like the second picture above.I would be interested in any info that people have or any links to any info on the web.

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Public Service Announcement.

Euro and local elections in this area 4th June.
If you dont want another year of this corrupt regime dont vote Labour.
A good kicking for Gordon Mc Doom in the ballot box will result in civil war in the Labour Party and an early general election.
Its not who you vote for that counts its who counts your vote.

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Chocolate teapot working party.

(Not posted by Captain Swing)

Lifted from the courier website

A range of measures are being adopted to tackle anti social behaviour in Crowborough after residents have complained of large groups of young people hanging around the Goldsmiths area.

A working party of representatives from Sussex Police, Crowborough Town Council and Andy Jones, the manager of Freedom Leisure Centre met last week to discuss ideas.

One of those ideas was to build a temporary shelter for youngsters at the front of the leisure centre near the skate park.

Kent and Sussex Courier reporter Jessica Thompson joined Sgt Howard Nevill on Friday night on Operation Marble, an ongoing scheme to tackle the problems in the town.

She found out about how police are handling residents' concerns and what young people thought of the working party ideas.

AS the Courier website seems to be moderating/censoring comments at the moment I have put this up for anyone to express their opinions.