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Saturday, 28 April 2012

News n Jokes

1. Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, its all tongue and groove...

2. A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say its definitely race related...

3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8...

4. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...

5. The lead actor in the local Pantomime production of Aladdin was raped, by the gay genie on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him.

Thursday, 12 April 2012

Typhoon fighters scrambled.

"A loud bang heard across a large part of England was from a sonic boom caused by a Typhoon jet, the Ministry of Defence has confirmed.
Police and fire services in the West Midlands were inundated with phone calls shortly after 6pm from concerned members of the public.
Many people on Twitter and other social networking sites confirmed they had also heard the noise, some as far as Swindon and Oxfordshire.
A spokesman for the Ministry of Defence confirmed the bang was caused by a Typhoon fighter aircraft.
The plane was one of two Typhoons that had been launched following an emergency call from a helicopter."

There is definitely more to this story than meets the eye.

Are we to believe that 2 Typhoons were scrambled from RAF Coningsby and saw the need to go supersonic to intercept a helicopter broadcasting on the wrong frequency.

If the sonic boom was heard from Coventry to Swindon and we know the rapid reaction Typhoon interceptors are based in Lincolnshire we must assume that a serious and credible threat to our air defence was identified somewhere in the general South West. There is no way that two fighters would have been scrambled because of a helicopter broadcasting an emergency signal.
If an helicopter was in trouble then rescue helicopters would have been scrambled not supersonic interceptors and they would have been sent from a nearer location than Lincolnshire.The fact that the planes were travelling at supersonic speed across the country means they were in a hurry to intercept something that was travelling at speed towards the South West which must have been picked up on radar. The fact that the MOD has come up with such a ridiculous explanation is even more proof that something has been covered up here.What could it have been though that provoked this response?
Does anyone have any theories or inside knowledge?

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Climate wars go Hot.

Mad Kari Norgaard stated at a recent meeting of climate looney tunes in London that if you dont believe in man made global warming you are mentally ill and she wants you"treated" for this affliction.
Such views are common place in the extreme wing (is there any other) of climate warmist  groups.

Most people who want to do harm to others can be classified as mad,bad or sad.Clearly Kari Norgaard falls into one of these groups but I am not sure whether she is truly mad or bad.Like the playground bully who makes up for their shortcomings by taking out on others they disagree with Kari obviously has issues around her self image (I could be cruel and say I am not surprised) in that she has to project this Stalinist ideal of re education for those that dont agree with her views.

We are now entering the next phase of the AGW battle for your mind and your cash.The  AGW theory has crashed and burned over the last couple of years in that realists have gained the upper hand by highlighting the lack of science  behind the theory.The alarmists know the game is up(and the funding) and are resorting to the age old tactic of portraying their opponents as insane and inhuman for having the bared faced cheek to not agree with true eco fascists like Norgaard.Well all I can say to Norgaard is "come and get us if you think your hard enough".

Realists have won the battle but the alarmists believe they can still win the war by eliminating their opponents in a climate war "final solution" action.

Climate wars has definitely gone hot.

This is the woman we are talking about - mad or bad?