Wealden Council ,joke,are,a (rearrange these words)

1)A funeral director gets a call saying a council employee has died at Wealden District Council HQ and could they come and collect the body.

He tells his partner he won't be long as its only down the road.

5 hours pass before he returns. His partner asked, "where the hell have you been?"

He replied, "it was a fucking nightmare I had to wait till they all left for lunch to see which one was dead."


2)What `s the difference between an ostrich and a council tax collector ?

Nothing !!

They can both stick their bills up their arses .