Captains Swings black book.

Sir, Your name is down amongst the Black hearts in the Black Book and this is to advise you and the like of you  to make your wills. Ye have been the Blackguard Enemies of the People on all occasions, Ye have not yet done as ye ought,.... Swing


Original swing "threatening letter" dating back to the swing riots .


Has anyone got any information about swing riot activities in and around Rotherfield during the 1830s .



Private e mail me on cptswing@hotmail.co.uk  or post reply below.

Tunbridge Wells Borough Council are traitors.

Tunbridge Wells Borough Council should hang their heads in shame because they are truly a disgrace .
Yesterday was freedom day with local soldiers exercising their right to march through the town.

Due to the fact that the council failed to advertise the event other than on its own website resulted in a very poor turnout of members of the public to display support for our troops.The lack of advertising combined with a Grand Prix and the World Cup pretty much guaranteed that people wouldnt be around.

Contrast the lack of advertising given to freedom day with the wall to wall advertising that the retards in the town hall are giving to that traditional English event that is the Mela.Wherever you go there are adverts for this multi (foreign) cultural event plastered all over the place.The council have excelled themselves this year by getting young children (who should be in school) to parade around the town proclaiming the forthcoming celebration of cultures alien to us all in the name of diversity.The brainwashing of young children is about as low as you can go but that doesnt stop the  communists in the council from milking it for all its worth.Imagine the outcry if children were pulled out of school in order to promote an event that celebrates English culture , English history by English music and dance whilst having the opportunity to eat and drink traditional English foods.The bedwetting left would have a collective seizure if we were to do this so why is it acceptable to promote cultures with values totally different to our own and eat foods based on domestic canine pets that are guaranteed to give you Delhi belly for the rest of the weekend.
My advice would be to steer clear of the cultural chernobyl that is the Mela.

Tunbridge Wells is not culturally diverse in any shape or form and to rub the insanity of PC diversity bollocks into the noses of the predominately white English nominally christian polulation will do untold damage to what these days is called community cohesion but in the past was just letting people get on with their own lives without lesbian outreach workers telling you that some groups are special (black/asian/mussie) etc but some(white english christain) are scum.

If the council wants us to experience other cultures then perhaps they could go the whole hog and have public stoning of women in Calverley Park and have pcsos renamed as the religious Police who will beat the shit out of anyone who dares to think that Islam is a backward religious death cult which promotes the repression of women and the abuse of children.Only then will all the trendy "right on" types and their retarded supporters in the Town Hall realise that cultural diversity isnt all its made out to be after all.

Is it any coincidence that mela is an anagram for lame?.

Alderbrook on a good day.

Hope you all like the updated look.

Secondary school not second rate school.

June is upon us and just around the corner are the school summer holidays (also known as 100% increase in holiday prices holiday).Before you know it September will be here and the children will be back to school.
If your child is starting secondary school I hope you got allocated the school of your choice rather than the school that East Sussex Cunty Council wants to herd your child into.I have heard several stories about the councils admissions team being generally crap and operating a strict policy of every child in Crowborough goes to the Beacon whether you like it or not.If parents had the cheek to want a decent school for their children (not Beacon)the Council seems to go into full on punishment mode and allocate a place at Beacon anyway .If you appeal they then relent and allocate your child to a different school miles away ( i have heard mentioned that someone got "threatened with" an allocated space at a school in St Leonards!!!! some 40 miles away if they didnt accept the place at Beacon).

Those parents that dont give a shit and are happy for their children to go to the crappy local comprehensive will be happy but my sympathies go to those parents who wanted better for their child than Beacon but were forced there by the twats at the local authority.

So if your child has been allocated a place at Beacon I would recommend that you go and see your doctor now and get a stock of anti depressants in before you need them.

Obviously check to make sure your child has the right uniform (scruffy t shirt)and equipment before they attend their first day at Beacon.Luckily the school doesnt expect you to provide certain things that are essential equipment at the Beacon .These things include cigarettes and lighters which will have to be acquired by your child on the first day.The school is very generous however and will provide free razor blades to enable your child to slash their body to bits as well as encouraging the girls to have contraceptive implants fitted from age 13 so they can have underage sex.Parents dont have to worry though as you wont be aware of these things because the school wont actually tell you or ask you.Ignorance is bliss.

Good luck folks-you will need it.

A few lefty protesters shot by the IDF-not good enough.

The BBC and the guardianistas have been working themselves up into a orgasmic frenzy over the Gaza aid ship "incident".
Regardless of your personal views on the Arab/Israeli conflict I hope we can all agree that a few less stupid whining lefty mussie loving twats in the world is not a bad thing.
I think we can safely say that the "peace" protesters onboard probably made a severe misjudgement when they decided to attack Israeli commandos who just wanted a quick look at their cargo.Never has the saying "dont bring a knife to a gunfight" been more appropriate.

Personally I think the Israelis were quite restrained-hopefully next time they might like to utilise a couple of torpedoes a la North Korea and do us all a favour by taking the whole lot out.

Crowborough Town Council.

CTC has been looking for a weak minded individual to fill the vacant post of Town Clerk.

Their ideal candidate would be an easily pliable person who can turn a visually impaired eye to all the dodgy dealings that go on within the confines of the town hall.Unfortunately for the council the interviewed candidates were not prepared to be the gimp at the beck and call of their elected and unelected masters and were therefore not considered suitable.
The Town council are still looking for that elusive candidate that will not upset their apple cart.

Seeing the application from the point of view of a job applicant I can safely say that the Town Council are as good at recruiting staff as they are at saving the council taxpayers money.

So the search continues for a windowlicker who manages to maintain basic bodily functions but has limited mental capacity.Its a shame the councillors cannot apply for the job because they all fit the bill perfectly.Failing that the character pictured above seems ideal.

+++Breaking News+++ Sussex Police farce are still useless

With the Inspector of Constabularies comment that Sussex Police are useless at solving crimes ringing in their ears you would think they would be making a special effort to regain the trust of the Public .Not so unfortunately.
Today seems to be sit on the side of the road and eat doughnuts whilst waiting for the ANPR system to "ping" day. At Boarshead there was 1 nice new jam sandwich BMW(buy British why dont you) estate parked illegally in the bus stop with PC and WPC Doughnut standing in the middle of the road!!whilst at Crowborough Cross there was another new BMW estate with one PC doughnut in it also parked illegally in the bus stop.Good work guys you make us proud that you are so busy keeping us safe from being a victim of crime whilst at the same time keeping the local doughnut shop in business.

This is lazy Policing and has no effect on real criminal behaviour,its just purely revenue chasing.The accepted view within Sussex Police Farce seems to be why bother locking crims up when we can spend our time more productively raising money for ACPO (private company) by levying fines.

Sussex Police new motto -We are useless and we dont care.

Q Whats the difference between East Sussex Police Farce and a bucket of shite?

A The Bucket.

East Sussex County Council.

If you work for East Sussex County Council in one of those useless non jobs you had better listen carefully.That distant rustling noise you can hear will be get louder over the coming months.The noise will become almost unbearable like the distant drums on Zulu Dawn.

You will come into work one day in the not to distant future looking forward to a day full of doing nothing other than co ordinating filling in your expenses claim whilst reading all that important diversity equality partnership bullshit .Your desk will look like any other day but your non sexist free trade cafe latte is not waiting for you as usual.In its place is a liitle brown envelope addressed to you in a non sexist or homophobic way.You rip it open with the excitement of a young non specific gender person on Winterval morning.Perhaps you have got a pay increase again or perhaps you have been selected to attend a Common Turdpose traing course
on diversity and equality in neighbourhood community partnerships that you have been looking forward to attending . You read the letter "Dear Unspecific gender lesbo diversity worker your sacked you useless pile of non specific shit.Because the Labour party has raped the countries finances for the last decade we can no longer
afford the luxury of a diversity equality coordinator outreach wanker.
In short fuck off and get a proper job.

East Sussex County Council.

I have had the misfortune to have numerous contacts with East Sussex County Council over the last few years.

It is interesting to note that on the whole the junior staff are polite and sympathetic but are not given any freedom to act beyond their rules which they seem to change to suit them.
The more senior staff right up to the level of heads/knobs of Department are however crap.They harp on about customer service without realising that we are not customers because we have no choice in public sector providers.
If you actually get to speak to these "senior" people it is obvious that they are ignorant of the fact that they are there to provide a service to you as a member of the public.
They are quite happy to talk to you providing you dont actually ask any tricky questions.They are even more happy if you dont say anything and let them gabble out their usual PC crap.Start asking them tricky questions and they cant cope.
They all seem to think they are more important than they actually are and they seem to have the impression that we the public are the servants and they are the masters.
Present them with the true state of play that they are actually the servants and we are the masters and they start to wobble because they have been brainwashed to the contrary.
Soon though we will have the last laugh because Greek style austerity measures are coming to a council near you regardless of whoever gets to form the next government.
We will all fall about laughing when these public sector morons are detached from the public teat with no prospect of getting another bullshit public funded job this side of the next ice age.
So to all those public sector leaders-enjoy it while you can because we all know the public finances are fucked and they are going to be the ones losing their jobs and pensions.You had better start being nice to people like me because some of you will be grovelling at my door no doubt wanting a job.
I have already formulated my policy of employing ex public sector drones so I am fully prepared.
My policy consists of stringing them along for a bit and then telling them to fuck off.If they protest I can say sorry "its the rules" and "close the door on the way out".

Vote Conservative or get 5 more years of this.

Gordons Meltdown Moment.

Hat Tip Guido Fawkes

Charles Lant-Wealden Council Chief Executive

View this video as it purports to show the chief executive of Wealden Cuntcil.

I am not convinced however as I think a tramp has found his way into the studio.Dont worry though he has all the experience he could ever need in his current job.He used to be a housing officer in shitholystan in Nottinghamshite so he knows everything about working for a shit organisation.Given that Wealden is the shittiest shit council you could ever come across I feel his skillset is ideal.

Having said that though the bloke is a fucking mess.Can he not afford a tie or an ironed shirt with the 120K plus a year he gets.Perhaps while he was at it he might like to get a close relationship with some toothpaste and his razor.

Honestly and truly is it any wonder the country is going down the crapper when we have people with the personality and appearance of a piss soaked wino running local councils like Wealden.

I know looks can be deceptive and I am sure he is excellent at filling in his expenses but what has he achieved for the taxpayers of Wealden?.

Err hang on for a few years and I may be able to think of something.

Lying Lorna of the Liebore Party.

Lorna Blackmore is the Labour candidate for Wealden.Thankfully she stands about as much chance of being voted in as Brendan Clegg (her agent) did last time round.
Her election leaflet has just dropped through the door and I was amazed at the lies that are contained in this leaflet.
On the inside cover is Blackmore standing next to a half built hospital with the title "Labours stunning new £300 million hospital for Wealden residents" which is such a crock of shit on so many levels it makes my blood boil.

Firstly Labour is a Crap political party and does NOT build hospitals.

Secondly the new hospital Blackmore is standing next to costs 217 million pounds but hey whats 83 million pounds these days especially when it comes from the magic quantative easing fairy bank.

Thirdly and probably most important the new hospital isnt even in the Wealden area its actually in Pembury West Kent.When built it will replace the Kent and Snuffit in Tunbridge Wells and will serve West Kent and a tiny section of North East Wealden area.

To say that its a new hospital for Wealden residents is wrong and to suggest that labour coughed up the money out their own coffers to pay for it can only be described as a cynical lie .

Lies just keep on coming though with Blackmore proclaiming local schools have been transformed by labours investment programme(lie) but the best and biggest is that crime in Wealden has fallen by more than a third(lie) because of community support officers(lie).

This woman is either on the same pills as Gordon the Moron or she is just lying in the hope the residents of Wealden will be so thick they will vote for her.
Well I have news for Ms Blackmore-even the most retarded retard would not fall for this crock of shit in a million years.Labour -cynical lies and dishonesty its what we do.

I notice theres no mention about labours succesful economy fucking programme nor is there any mention of labours succesful screwing pensions inititiative.

Lies lies lies and incompetence-a future fucked for all.Vote Labour NOT.

Altogether now-Socialist Scum off our streets!!,Socialist Scum off our streets !! repeat a few hundred times.

Sussex Police -officially crap!

SUSSEX Police is officially poor at solving crime.

Industry watchdog Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary (HMIC) has called on the force to take immediate action to improve its performance in solving crimes following a review of its service.


Perhaps if they spent less time harrassing motorists and attending gay pride marches they might be able to actually solve a few crimes.

This report only confirms what most people in Sussex already know.Bear in mind that they have been branded crap on the basis of not solving the crimes reported to them.
When you take into account the huge number of crimes that are NOT reported then the figures look even worse.
I know a lot of people dont bother to report crimes any longer for the simple reason that their expectation that anything will be done is less than zero.Many people consider the Police to be the enemy of the good law abiding majority now and dont want anything to do with them any more.
If you tackle a criminal you are likely to end up being arrested yourself because make no mistake the Police as an organisation are on the side of the crims and therefore by default against the law abiding citizens.
Common sense states that if someone breaks into your house dont call the Police under any circumstances.Give the scumbag a good kicking but dont detain them.
Let them leave bloodied and battered but make sure they leave your property because a body on your patio may be a bit difficult to explain away.
If questions are ever asked dont deny it but state that said crim had a weapon and you were acting in self defence.But remember -never call the Police unless it is a last resort and you can afford to wait the 20 minutes or so it will take for PC Lardy Butt to finish his doughnuts and turn up just in time to draw a nice white chalk line around you.
Take responsibility for your own defence at home do not rely on a Police force that is excellent at mincing along Brighton seafront with a load of shirtlifters but useless at catching crims.

East Sussex County Council.

View this document if you want to see how your local council works.Its quite revealing really.

Newsflash -East Sussex County Council are useless

East Sussex County Council uses NEWSFLASH media monitoring to monitor the media including web sites and blogs.

Rather like something out of 1984 or North Korea they monitor us for anyone going "off message" so they can report it back to their political masters .I am not sure what they think they can do about blogs but their aim generally is to pressurise the established media to only print stories that show the Council in a good light.
Blogs are immune to this political interference so if you have something to say about your local council and the services they provide or dont provide publish it on a blog.

The control freaks in local and national government only have power over you if you let them.

Choose freedom and stick 2 fingers up to the twats trying to control what you say and what you do by blogging.Believe me post your gripe online and they will read it and pass it on so let them know what you really think.

Courier or Pravda ?

The local paper has always been a bit crap but its one redeeming feature used to be the online version where people could post their opinions on stories freely.

Councillors,Police ,drivers have all got a right pasting from some of the contributors and it always made an entertaining read.

Not any more though.Obviously the powers that be have decided that freedom of speech is not something to be encouraged in the Socialist Republic of Shitistan region of the EUSSR.The first nail in the coffin was the increasing use of moderating to stifle debate and censor comments.Anything that didnt pass the PC test was simply deleted.Then they decided that everyone had to register in order to post comments.This was done I believe to exercise control (socialists favourite word)over the contributors with the threat of banning anyone who overstepped the line and posted forbidden words like Muslim,immigration,Christmas,easter,pikey etc etc.After this happened the number of comments just melted away and the number of new "news" stories went the same way.Hardly any stories seem to make it on to the online version of the paper and the ones that do are of the the standard of "notice board banned for being fire hazard" which has been on for about a month now.
Another bastion of free specch destroyed by the lefty twats who spent too much time in college during the 70s smoking dope and reading Marx.
Because the online version is now so shite I am not going to buy the paper hard copy any longer.If they are going to start treating their readers like children then they will end up with less readers which obviously means less profits and less jobs.By trying to appeal to the retarded socialist bed wetters they are making a BIG mistake.

East Sussex County Council-Vacancy

Is it any wonder our Council Tax only goes up.

This vacancy is being advertised currently.If you have an interest in traveller issues like stealing car batteries,marrying your cousin ,driving without insurance etc then this is the job for you.

Traveller Development Manager
£44,703 - £48,852 pa, Lewes
We are looking to recruit a Traveller Development Manager to facilitate and maintain through partnership working, a consistent and cohesive approach to Traveller issues in East Sussex; balancing the rights and needs of resident communities with those of Gypsies and Travellers. This will be achieved through the strategic development of services to Travellers.

Nearly 50 grand for talking bollocks and bending over backward to the pikey community whilst screwing the taxpayer for every penny.

Bastards.

Christ on a Bike what next!

Below is an extract from Crowborough Clown Council proposing the dedication of a tree for the "victims of domestic violence".Its already been established elsewhere that Sgt Etherington is of the useless bedwetting lefty persuasion but surely even he could see that this is just ridiculous.

Before you all start rolling your eyes and saying "he's off on one again" can I explain.

To people who are not local ,Canada Green is a small tended park with a line of trees along the footpath.Each one of these trees has the name of a Canadian soldier who died when a flying bomb landed on the Canadian camp on what is now the golf course during the War.These young Canadian lads came across the Atlantic to help defend us from the Nazis and ended up sadly getting no further than Crowborough.

For anyone to suggest that a tree on Canada green should be dedicated to some pissed waynetta chav who got a slap from an equally pissed wayne chav must indicate that they are out of their tiny little minds.What next allowing non travelling pikeys to set up camp on Canada green.

Sgt Etherington and the clown council have gone too far on this .Associating domestic violence with the war dead is insensitive and another step in the political correct destruction of Crowborough.

Tree planting to remember victims of domestic violence
Sgt. Steve Etherington was invited to speak and he advised that there were 863
incidents of domestic violence reported in Wealden during the year and two people
could come and speak if requested to do so, Graham Lindfield from the police and
Sandy Dennis from the County Council.
The committee considered an appropriate location and whether to plant a new tree
or dedicate an existing tree and Canada Green or the Bluebell Wood were
suggested.

One things for sure-if you want to get on in the SussexPolice farce you seem to have to be as mad as a box frogs and have a liking to attending gay pride marches and consuming copious quantities of doughnuts.