Charles Lant-Wealden Council Chief Executive

View this video as it purports to show the chief executive of Wealden Cuntcil.

I am not convinced however as I think a tramp has found his way into the studio.Dont worry though he has all the experience he could ever need in his current job.He used to be a housing officer in shitholystan in Nottinghamshite so he knows everything about working for a shit organisation.Given that Wealden is the shittiest shit council you could ever come across I feel his skillset is ideal.

Having said that though the bloke is a fucking mess.Can he not afford a tie or an ironed shirt with the 120K plus a year he gets.Perhaps while he was at it he might like to get a close relationship with some toothpaste and his razor.

Honestly and truly is it any wonder the country is going down the crapper when we have people with the personality and appearance of a piss soaked wino running local councils like Wealden.

I know looks can be deceptive and I am sure he is excellent at filling in his expenses but what has he achieved for the taxpayers of Wealden?.

Err hang on for a few years and I may be able to think of something.

ESCC appoints chocolate teapot as C.E.

White smoke has been seen coming out of the chimney at ESCC HQ quarters Q to indicate a new chief executive has been annointed.

The person deemed suitable for the position of head of ESCC clusterfuck is ta da !! Becky Shaw.

Thats right Becky Shaw has been chosen because of her outstanding performance in leading bollocky change in a multi discipline diverse public service environment. More likely she has been selected because a) she is a woman or b)common purpose graduate.Neither of these things should have any relevance for a job as head honcho of a crappy County council but sadly it does.
There is no mention of competence or suitability for the job and Ms Shaw seems pretty smug with herself having climbed the slippery career pole from Director of Policy and Communications to Chief executive.
Can you imagine a large Private sector employer promoting the twat with the stupid glasses that updates the firms adverts and web site to a position of Chief executive in some sort of dodgy backroom deal that communist China would be proud of.

It looks like someone else being promoted beyond their capability and being bunged over £100 grand a year.The justification will be "we have to pay the best money to get the best person".All I can say is if shes the best the other candidates must have been pretty useless.
I have it on good authority that Ms Shaws old job is going to be filled by Mrs Chlamydia O Reilly the toilet cleaner at County Hall because she is an expert in shite and is therefore the best person for the job.

The obvious question is why do we need a chief executive for a County Council and why do we need to pay patently unsuitable people loads of wonga to do it.