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Thursday, 28 January 2010

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

Remove your lap top from its bag
Open the laptop slowly and carefully
Turn on
Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
Turn on the Internet ( I know that it is not according to airline rules but do it anyway)
Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards
to the skies as if in prayer

Take a deep breath and open this site (press on the link)

Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

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