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Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Taking the P#ss.

The Urine test
This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling
contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test or drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefit cheque?


  1. what a load of toss , really. why would you need to pass a urine test to recieve benefits? you dont handle any dangerous machinery ,you wont be driving an automobile , sorry but i dont see the connection , probably because there isnt one.
    and if you are doing any of these things wether or not you are recieving benefits hardly makes any difference what so reminds me of micheal richards fake 'speech' after his racist rants that he supposably made in court even though he never accually went to court , google it. an oil rig worker never wrote this , probably some bnp member might have though. i feel discraced that you would even print this, its obviously rubbish.

  2. Anon-I fail to see how you can turn what was posted into a rant against the BNP.
    Whether its real or not is not the issue its the sentiment that counts.
    Anyway what has Michael Richards got to do with it exactly.You seem to be one of those people that gets offended about anything and see racism
    everywhere.Do you have issues over peoples skin colour? Would you consider the black rap group NWA racist as their full name is niggas with attitude.

  3. that was not a rant against the bnp , nor micheal richards ,he has nothing to do with your 'e mail' except both his 'e mail' and yours started out as some propaganda b.s most likley ghost written by a party with a perticular agenda. it was not written by an oil rigger.
    what party? who else other than some nationalist party would write such rubbish?
    the perticular e mail written about micheal richards can be found here , both these e mails have way too much in common.
    and please dont preach to me regarding racism , my work with the 'commision for racial equality' over the years has more than enlightened my views on many things , including music.
    really , the best thing you can do with e mails like this is delete them rather than parade them on the internet.

  4. i cant believe you have tagged this 'scroungers' , you fucking moron.

  5. No sorry you have fucking lost me somewhere.

    You seem to be obsessed about an American twat that starred in some crap American Tv series and called someone in America a nigga.The clue that its not really relevant is in the word America.
    How could that have anything do do with the article posted.
    Obviously your time at the CRE has fucked your
    sense of humour up (assuming you had one in the first place).As for the term scrounger-nothing wrong with that everyone knows what it means.
    Perhaps this is another word that has been banned by the PC marxist twats that infest our
    public services.

  6. your a fucking ass hole mate , period.
    your blog is shite ,
    you come across as a mini hitler ,
    you have the views of a small minded english man who never gets out of his little island , i bet you are fat , bald and bad mannered.
    i feel sorry for your kids.

  7. Sorry anonymong but who forced you to come here?

    If you dont like it here do us a favour and fuck off back to retardsville.


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