Sussex Police -soft on crime, tough on plane spotters.

Sussex Police are  on a bit of a power trip at the moment.Given that they face huge cuts in their budget you would think that they would concentrate on their core service of serving and protecting the general public by catching crims .That would be too easy for plod though wouldnt it and would involve those involved in front line services actually doing something useful rather than just sending out speeding tickets and issuing cautions.
Sussex Plod have decided  that although ID cards have been scrapped there is a group within the county that needs monitoring and registering lest they cause mayhem.
The group I am talking about are not the mussies or pikeys but plane spotters.Yes the Police want plane spotters at Gatwick to "voluntarily" register their details with them so they know who they are and when asked they are to produce a special plane spotters ID card. Although not a plane spotter myself I have taken my kids up to the viewing platform many times(before it was closed) to watch the planes take off and land.I have come across many plane spotters and none of them seem to be a threat to anyone nor a very good deterrent against a hardened alki aida attack.
So what stasi twat thought that registering plane spotters and giving them an ID card which they must produce when asked was a good idea.That person is Richard Griffiths of Gatwick Police station who should have an ID card with twat written across it in huge red writing just in case anyone was in any doubt .
Who in their right mind is going to give the Sussex rossers their personal details so they can be held on some secret database managed by the like of the clinically insane Mr Griffiths to do with as he pleases.

Are we truly free ?

Crowborough Town Council.

Keeping an eye on Council meetings is like watching a car crash in slow motion.

The incompetence of the members of the council is staggering and the arrogance as to be seen to be believed.The cock up on appointing a new town clerk seems to go on and on.The position has now been taken off the temporary town clerk and given back to the old town clerk on a temporary basis paying her an amount of £30 per hour plus expenses.Fucking hellski I thought she was a mere town clerk not a senior manager in a private business.

On another hilarious note the council seems to be trying to force the members and staff to be CRB checked to accertain whether they are child molesters or not.Why councillors or council staff need to be CRB checked is not clear but they are having a hissy fit because one unamed person is refusing to be CRB checked.
The council is now trying to change the persons contract retrospectively in order to force them to comply with this dictat.Hang on a minute-councillors are not people who can be hired and fired these are supposed to be elected representatives.Ignoring the co opted twats like "poor old" clive wilson some members have actually been voted in and it is not for the council to decide whether someone should take part in the council just because they dont want to go through the farce of having to get a certificate to prove they are not a child molester.
The unamed member who is refusing to have a CRB check either has something to hide or they are making a stand against this disgusting piece of legislation and the heavy handed implementation of it by their fellow councillors.I would like to hope that the reason for refusal is more the second one rather than the first one but who knows.

What is even more disgusting is that the chairman of the personnel commitee is none other than our friend and non elected twat Damian McAlonan.He has got a fucking cheek implementing "the rools" when he wasnt even elected onto the council and he has the bare faced cheek to put on his professional profile that he is an elected councillor when he clearly isnt.Clearly lying is acceptable whilst opting out of a witch hunt clearly isnt.

Kent Police-scared of their own shadow.

Whenever I consider just how shit our local plod is it always surprises me that just across the county border there is a Police force even more shit than Sussex.

Kent Police are not known as the KP nuts for nothing.

The latest farce to be enacted by the KP nuts is just typical of the Police in general where they see offences everywhere when dealing with law abiding members of the public but turn a blind eye to real criminals committing real crimes.

In Tunbridge Wells a man was having trouble breathing so he rightly called for an Ambulance.

When said Ambulance crew arrived rather than tending to the poor patient they saw fit to have a look around his flat (elf n safety assesment no doubt).Whilst having a look they came across a BB gun (yes you can guess what happened next cant you).The Ambulance crew left and promptly called up the KP nuts saying that the person had a gun.Kent Police true to form went way over the top and held siege to the poor mans flat for 5 hours whilst he was asleep and oblivious to what was going on outside.The first thing he new was PC knuckledragger and several robocops kicking in the door and arresting him for posession of a firearm.

Firstly it is perfectly legal to own a BB gun (I have several) and there is no requirement to store them in a secure place,similarly you can own deactivated guns quite legally.The person was not committing any crime by having a BB gun in his own home but that didnt stop the Police from treating him like a criminal .Wouldnt you think that once the Police had established that the gun was a BB gun and perfectly legal to own they would have  apologised and sulked off with their tail between their legs.Bad enough that they kicked the guys door in they then proceeded to arrest him and took him down to Tunbridge Wells interrogation centre where they bailed him pending further enquiries.

Jeez before I let anyone in my house I had better hide my collection of deact guns and BB /air guns because some public sector plankton might think I am the first white christian jihadist.Just to make sure I had also better hide my sons toy guns and his action man unless the Police think we have a battalion of mini plastic terrorists hiding in the house.

Pakistan floods.

Paki stan is suffering from terrible floods at the moment and the bleeding heart brigade are out in force to make us feel guilty enough to give money to the poor drowning Pakis tanis.

Before handing over your hard earned money just bear in mind that a few weeks ago Paki stan was all for breaking all ties with us because David Cameron dared to speak the truth and accuse Paki stan of being actively involved in sponsoring global terrorism.A couple of weeks later the heavens open and they are begging us to give them money.

Consider these facts from  http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/


"Just out of interest you might like to know that China have recently bunged Pakistan $200 million to help support their space program. Oh, and only 10 days ago the Pakistan Prime Minster said that Pakistan will never compromise on it's $2 billion nuclear program".


So there you go Paki stan has plenty of money but they just choose to use it on other things rather than help their own people when in need.If their own government cant be arsed to provide aid then why should we ,charity begins at home after all.I will have to look up and see how much overseas aid we got when Cumbria was struck by floods last year,I am pretty sure it will be the square of fuck all and that is what I am going to give to the Paki stani aid fund.

Speed Cameras kill .

Authorities all over the country are deactivating their scameras because they cost money to run now the councils dont get a kickback percentage of the fines levied.

It started with Swindon and now authorituies all over the country have decided they cant be arsed to run speed cameras which rather exposes the lie that these cameras were road safety devices that daily save the lives of ickle children who would otherwise be mowed down in their thousands by people doing 80 on the motorway.If these scameras were installed purely to prevent accidents then surely the councils would continue to operate them at a loss in order to save lives of ickle children wandering around in the middle of the road.
This is where the pro camera argument falls flat because the second the money stops pouring into the council coffers the cameras are switched off.What has also screwed the pro camera looneys is the fact that in Swindon the number of accidents and fatalities have  decreased since the cameras were removed meaning that the cameras actually caused more accidents and fatalities than they stopped.

Predictably all the little hitlers from ACPO (private company) are going overboard with the misinformation that our roads are going to resemble a demolition derby because the scameras are gone.As for the little wankers that work for the scamera partnershits they had better start looking for proper jobs to do because the great speed camera scam has hit the buffers .Once the speed camera genie is out the bottle and people realise that accident rates have decreased by scrapping them there is no way ACPO(private company) and the scamera partnershits lies will ever be believed again.

Sussex Police who run the Sussex Scamershit will eventually fall into line when they run out of money and have to choose between Speed Cameras and new BMWs for everyone.Perhaps  Sussex Police will eventually realise that the trust that the public had in the Police has gone due to their quite discraceful war on motorists when murderers and rapists walk the street.The Police for too long have viewed the law abiding driving public as a cash cow to milk at every opportunity.Driving at a few miles an hour over the limit is not a crime its just a breach of an arbitary limit set by some jobsworth who thought that reducing a speed limit from 50 to 30 would be a good idea because it would mean more fines.Contrast the way motorists are treated with the way real criminals are treated and you get some idea how low our Police Farce has fallen over the last decade or so.The Police need a rocket up the arse to get them to tackle the real criminals in society rather than sitting around pressing buttons on a computer issuing illegal fines to people whilst tucking into their favourite doughnuts.If they spend half the time and effort in tracking down real criminals as they do harrassing motorists our towns and cities would be crime free.Realistically thats never going to happen is it because the Police are no longer a crime fighting force but an equal opportunity diverse organisation that prefers to ponce around Brighton with a bunch of gayers rather than tackling crime .

Clued Up-Childhood stealing bastards.

According to someone in the know there is a plague of nearly biblical proportions among the young in Crowborough.Chlamydia and other STD infections among  young adults is rising year on year in the Crowborough area .
How can this be when we have sexual health rammed down the throat of kids from the age of 13 and organisations like Clued Up actively promoting contraception among the youth of Crowborough .

Well the problem is that Clued Up and Yoof Workers  encourage children (youths under 18 are children) to be sexually active and simply do not explain the risks let alone the law.The lefty yoof workers
solution is to sterilise girls from the age of 14 by arranging for  them to have a contraceptive implant fitted.
This obviously prevents them from getting pregnant but the problem is that the lefty lezzy social worker types then encourage the young girls to have illegal underage sex and sleep around because they cant get pregnant.Being mostly lesbians or fudge shovers the yoof workers havnt really got a grasp of normal reproduction and cant seem to understand the basics of sex among opposite sexes.
Having a contraceptive implant doesnt prevent any STD and only encourages young people to be sexually active from a younger age.Having sex at a young age is illegal because it is harmful and Clued Up which is run by the Youth development service of ESCC are real bastards for allowing our children to be exposed to deseases like chlamydia,HIV etc etc but they are even more bastards by arranging implants for children without consulting or even telling parents.To compund the offence the bastard cunts dont even explain the risks to the youngsters when they arrange their sterilisation and as the parents dont know sensible intervention is just not available.If parents try to do the right thing by trying to convince their kids that holding off having sex until they are over 16 and only then as part of a stable relationship they quickly realise that they are onto a loser.The school,connexions and organisations like Clued Up will be actively encouraging them to have sex under 16 and encourage our children to sleep around and to hell with the consequences so the parents are outgunned from the start.
The result of this madness is that our children are forced to grow up quicker than they should and the girls are being pumped full of hormones from the age of 14!!!.Over the years youngsters especially the girls will grow up regretting the fact that they didnt listen to their parents because they were indoctrinated by a bunch of left wing morons.When these young girls grow up and face the prospect of infertility and a dramatically increased risk of cervical cancer they will regret that they listened to Clued Up and the rest.My advice to you if you have children is to make sure you get your advice in first and for gods sake keep them away from clued up or any other similar family hating, childhood stealing,life ruining organisations.

Is it any wonder that kids (especially girls) are slashing themselves to bits and even attempting suicide when their minds and bodies are being fucked in this way up by a bunch of lefty retarded homo twats.

Clive Wilson unelected member taking the piss with our money again.

Clive Wilson unelected member of the town council is squealing like a stuck pig because co opted (unelected) members are not able to claim members allowances.Poor old Clive we all feel very sorry for you NOT.
We all know he has no interest in the people of Crowborough and is only on the council to further feather his own nest so why should he receive the allowance.

He managed to get planning permission for his 10 bedroom mansion on the edge of the Ashdown forest (which incidently is still a bloody great hole in the ground) when no one else would have done and he is also
heavilly involved in the unloved and unwanted Community facility that the Town Council has underwritten to the cost of 3.5 million and rising.

So my advice to you Clive is stop crying like a baby over a few quids allowances and get on with your job.

Clive Wilson is clearly the sort of person that shouldnt be on the council in the first place simply because he hasnt been voted in and got his position because of some potentially dodgy back room deals with the other councillors.The fact is that he has managed to get a seat on the council in a non democratic sort of way and he is trying to justify it by getting us to pay him an allowance for being there is an extreme case of taking the piss.

Wilson runs his own eco shite building design company(absolutely nothing to do with the community facility of course) he must be a bit mental because he  wants the council (taxpayer) to provide him with a free wi fi enabled laptop.Well Clive get off your fat backside and stop troughing for a bit and get yourself down to PC world and buy one from your own ill gotten gains like the rest of us have to.

The trouble is Wilson is so far up his own arse that he will not even allow a picture of his face to appear on the Town Council Website.He thinks that if people dont recognise him then he will not have to deal with the plebs ,and their problems, which he has (not) been elected to represent.To help people to identify this trougher I have managed to find a picture that purports to be him.Personally I think its been mislabelled and it is in fact Clive Dunns father.Dont Panic!!!.

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Poor old Clive likes to think he is a proper town councillor even though he has not been voted in and has been poncing around as a co opted adviser on planning applications for years.

Is it legal then that p.o.c is also offering a service to help people get planning permission in Crowborough.

Check out this http://www.domicilecrowborough.co.uk/planningapplicationscrowborough.html.
Even if it is legal there is the stench of corruption and dodgy dealings about it.I will be checking out some of the recent planning application in Crowborough to see if  p.o.c has been party to any of these decisions at Town Council level.

Dangerous man with a gun in Northumberland.

Is it just me or is there something very wrong about this picture.

What is the muppet with the gun actually doing pointing a loaded gun  at innocent civillians.

Cunts like this shouldnt be let anywhere near a grease gun let alone a semi automatic weapon.

I ask again what the fuck is he doing.For the mongtards who say "someone could be hiding in the boot"-its a Corsa ffs and no way could you get a midget in the boot let alone a huge man carrying a gun.

I tell you if that was me in the car I would make a formal complaint against that plod because he is clearly a danger to himself and the public.

Do they only employ idiots in the Police force oops sorry service these days and then make it worse by giving them firearms.

Mela Tunbridge Wells.

The Tunbridge Wells Mela is being promoted in the local area.

One of the selling points is that its free which means I assume all these "we value diversity as long as its not English" performers are doing it for nothing and all the organisers are doing it for nothing so we can all live together it harmony.

If you look a bit deeper you will find that actually the Mela is paid for by public sector organisations and rather sinister government funded organisations like cohesion plus.So in fact the taxpayer is paying for it all.
I am sure these organisations listed below that hand over public money are not doing it for the goodness of their heart.This event is a brainwashing exercise to make sure that everyone thinks and acts the way the liberal PC bedwetters want them to.So if you want to be told how to think then by all means go along and enjoy the Albanian Lesbian dance troups and dont let it worry you in the least that the taxpayer has paid for that dog kebab you are eating.Its a fact that anything the public sector arranges is shit-think back to the crappy PC millenium dome fiasco .
Perhaps the strap line  for the Mela should be come along and be brainwashed at the taxpayers expense.
Hopefully this will  be the last Mela if the Local Government cuts are as deep as they should be.I wouldnt be so sure though I can see the council meeting now.
"Right comrades we have lost half our budget and we have to make deep cuts in all Departments .Obviously our pay and perks are ringfenced so we will have to find savings elsewhere.The choice today  is shall we continue with rubbish collections or shall we continue withy the rubbish Mela.Well thats sorted then the rubbish collection service will be scrapped-those racist Tunbridge Wells white people dont deserve it anyway.If the poor oppressed Africans can live it their own shit then why cant the racist English.
Finally lets finalise the line up for Mela 2011-I believe Abu Hamza is free on that day and I understand he has some very interesting ideas about diversity and tolerance.Roz get him on the phone and see if he can make the new date because we have decided to change the date of the Mela to 23rd April 2011 which from now on will be known as Abu Hamza Day rather than that horrible racist St Georges Day."

Sponsors of Mela

Cohesion Plus-Council Funded Race Hate Group.
Kent Police-Council Funded.
Kent Equality Cohesion group-Council Funded.
Arts Council England-Public Funded Quango.
Applause Touring-Bollocky Council funded "Aaaarts Group"
Tunbridge Wells Arts Partnership-Council Funded PC Bollocks.
Kent Childrens Trust-Council Funded child indoctrination organisation.

Yep that sounds really FREE doesnt it.
If these organisations have enough of our  money to spend on this bollocks then they deserve to lose all their funding and see whether they can raise the money the normal way .
Lesbo Roz
"Is that Banklays Bark this is Tunbridge Wells Council.Can you lend us a few hundred thousand pounds so we can brainwash the residents of Tunbridge Wells about the miracle of multicultural society in order that we can replace the democratic system with something akin to Communism (well actually it is communism).I assume the usual terms will apply in that we can piss it all up the wall and not have to pay a penny back."

Banklays Bark
"Your taking the piss now fuck off.Beeeeeeeeeeep."

Captains Swings black book.

Sir, Your name is down amongst the Black hearts in the Black Book and this is to advise you and the like of you  to make your wills. Ye have been the Blackguard Enemies of the People on all occasions, Ye have not yet done as ye ought,.... Swing


Original swing "threatening letter" dating back to the swing riots .


Has anyone got any information about swing riot activities in and around Rotherfield during the 1830s .



Private e mail me on cptswing@hotmail.co.uk  or post reply below.

Tunbridge Wells Borough Council are traitors.

Tunbridge Wells Borough Council should hang their heads in shame because they are truly a disgrace .
Yesterday was freedom day with local soldiers exercising their right to march through the town.

Due to the fact that the council failed to advertise the event other than on its own website resulted in a very poor turnout of members of the public to display support for our troops.The lack of advertising combined with a Grand Prix and the World Cup pretty much guaranteed that people wouldnt be around.

Contrast the lack of advertising given to freedom day with the wall to wall advertising that the retards in the town hall are giving to that traditional English event that is the Mela.Wherever you go there are adverts for this multi (foreign) cultural event plastered all over the place.The council have excelled themselves this year by getting young children (who should be in school) to parade around the town proclaiming the forthcoming celebration of cultures alien to us all in the name of diversity.The brainwashing of young children is about as low as you can go but that doesnt stop the  communists in the council from milking it for all its worth.Imagine the outcry if children were pulled out of school in order to promote an event that celebrates English culture , English history by English music and dance whilst having the opportunity to eat and drink traditional English foods.The bedwetting left would have a collective seizure if we were to do this so why is it acceptable to promote cultures with values totally different to our own and eat foods based on domestic canine pets that are guaranteed to give you Delhi belly for the rest of the weekend.
My advice would be to steer clear of the cultural chernobyl that is the Mela.

Tunbridge Wells is not culturally diverse in any shape or form and to rub the insanity of PC diversity bollocks into the noses of the predominately white English nominally christian polulation will do untold damage to what these days is called community cohesion but in the past was just letting people get on with their own lives without lesbian outreach workers telling you that some groups are special (black/asian/mussie) etc but some(white english christain) are scum.

If the council wants us to experience other cultures then perhaps they could go the whole hog and have public stoning of women in Calverley Park and have pcsos renamed as the religious Police who will beat the shit out of anyone who dares to think that Islam is a backward religious death cult which promotes the repression of women and the abuse of children.Only then will all the trendy "right on" types and their retarded supporters in the Town Hall realise that cultural diversity isnt all its made out to be after all.

Is it any coincidence that mela is an anagram for lame?.

Alderbrook on a good day.

Hope you all like the updated look.

Secondary school not second rate school.

June is upon us and just around the corner are the school summer holidays (also known as 100% increase in holiday prices holiday).Before you know it September will be here and the children will be back to school.
If your child is starting secondary school I hope you got allocated the school of your choice rather than the school that East Sussex Cunty Council wants to herd your child into.I have heard several stories about the councils admissions team being generally crap and operating a strict policy of every child in Crowborough goes to the Beacon whether you like it or not.If parents had the cheek to want a decent school for their children (not Beacon)the Council seems to go into full on punishment mode and allocate a place at Beacon anyway .If you appeal they then relent and allocate your child to a different school miles away ( i have heard mentioned that someone got "threatened with" an allocated space at a school in St Leonards!!!! some 40 miles away if they didnt accept the place at Beacon).

Those parents that dont give a shit and are happy for their children to go to the crappy local comprehensive will be happy but my sympathies go to those parents who wanted better for their child than Beacon but were forced there by the twats at the local authority.

So if your child has been allocated a place at Beacon I would recommend that you go and see your doctor now and get a stock of anti depressants in before you need them.

Obviously check to make sure your child has the right uniform (scruffy t shirt)and equipment before they attend their first day at Beacon.Luckily the school doesnt expect you to provide certain things that are essential equipment at the Beacon .These things include cigarettes and lighters which will have to be acquired by your child on the first day.The school is very generous however and will provide free razor blades to enable your child to slash their body to bits as well as encouraging the girls to have contraceptive implants fitted from age 13 so they can have underage sex.Parents dont have to worry though as you wont be aware of these things because the school wont actually tell you or ask you.Ignorance is bliss.

Good luck folks-you will need it.

A few lefty protesters shot by the IDF-not good enough.

The BBC and the guardianistas have been working themselves up into a orgasmic frenzy over the Gaza aid ship "incident".
Regardless of your personal views on the Arab/Israeli conflict I hope we can all agree that a few less stupid whining lefty mussie loving twats in the world is not a bad thing.
I think we can safely say that the "peace" protesters onboard probably made a severe misjudgement when they decided to attack Israeli commandos who just wanted a quick look at their cargo.Never has the saying "dont bring a knife to a gunfight" been more appropriate.

Personally I think the Israelis were quite restrained-hopefully next time they might like to utilise a couple of torpedoes a la North Korea and do us all a favour by taking the whole lot out.

Crowborough Town Council.

CTC has been looking for a weak minded individual to fill the vacant post of Town Clerk.

Their ideal candidate would be an easily pliable person who can turn a visually impaired eye to all the dodgy dealings that go on within the confines of the town hall.Unfortunately for the council the interviewed candidates were not prepared to be the gimp at the beck and call of their elected and unelected masters and were therefore not considered suitable.
The Town council are still looking for that elusive candidate that will not upset their apple cart.

Seeing the application from the point of view of a job applicant I can safely say that the Town Council are as good at recruiting staff as they are at saving the council taxpayers money.

So the search continues for a windowlicker who manages to maintain basic bodily functions but has limited mental capacity.Its a shame the councillors cannot apply for the job because they all fit the bill perfectly.Failing that the character pictured above seems ideal.

+++Breaking News+++ Sussex Police farce are still useless

With the Inspector of Constabularies comment that Sussex Police are useless at solving crimes ringing in their ears you would think they would be making a special effort to regain the trust of the Public .Not so unfortunately.
Today seems to be sit on the side of the road and eat doughnuts whilst waiting for the ANPR system to "ping" day. At Boarshead there was 1 nice new jam sandwich BMW(buy British why dont you) estate parked illegally in the bus stop with PC and WPC Doughnut standing in the middle of the road!!whilst at Crowborough Cross there was another new BMW estate with one PC doughnut in it also parked illegally in the bus stop.Good work guys you make us proud that you are so busy keeping us safe from being a victim of crime whilst at the same time keeping the local doughnut shop in business.

This is lazy Policing and has no effect on real criminal behaviour,its just purely revenue chasing.The accepted view within Sussex Police Farce seems to be why bother locking crims up when we can spend our time more productively raising money for ACPO (private company) by levying fines.

Sussex Police new motto -We are useless and we dont care.

Q Whats the difference between East Sussex Police Farce and a bucket of shite?

A The Bucket.

East Sussex County Council.

If you work for East Sussex County Council in one of those useless non jobs you had better listen carefully.That distant rustling noise you can hear will be get louder over the coming months.The noise will become almost unbearable like the distant drums on Zulu Dawn.

You will come into work one day in the not to distant future looking forward to a day full of doing nothing other than co ordinating filling in your expenses claim whilst reading all that important diversity equality partnership bullshit .Your desk will look like any other day but your non sexist free trade cafe latte is not waiting for you as usual.In its place is a liitle brown envelope addressed to you in a non sexist or homophobic way.You rip it open with the excitement of a young non specific gender person on Winterval morning.Perhaps you have got a pay increase again or perhaps you have been selected to attend a Common Turdpose traing course
on diversity and equality in neighbourhood community partnerships that you have been looking forward to attending . You read the letter "Dear Unspecific gender lesbo diversity worker your sacked you useless pile of non specific shit.Because the Labour party has raped the countries finances for the last decade we can no longer
afford the luxury of a diversity equality coordinator outreach wanker.
In short fuck off and get a proper job.

East Sussex County Council.

I have had the misfortune to have numerous contacts with East Sussex County Council over the last few years.

It is interesting to note that on the whole the junior staff are polite and sympathetic but are not given any freedom to act beyond their rules which they seem to change to suit them.
The more senior staff right up to the level of heads/knobs of Department are however crap.They harp on about customer service without realising that we are not customers because we have no choice in public sector providers.
If you actually get to speak to these "senior" people it is obvious that they are ignorant of the fact that they are there to provide a service to you as a member of the public.
They are quite happy to talk to you providing you dont actually ask any tricky questions.They are even more happy if you dont say anything and let them gabble out their usual PC crap.Start asking them tricky questions and they cant cope.
They all seem to think they are more important than they actually are and they seem to have the impression that we the public are the servants and they are the masters.
Present them with the true state of play that they are actually the servants and we are the masters and they start to wobble because they have been brainwashed to the contrary.
Soon though we will have the last laugh because Greek style austerity measures are coming to a council near you regardless of whoever gets to form the next government.
We will all fall about laughing when these public sector morons are detached from the public teat with no prospect of getting another bullshit public funded job this side of the next ice age.
So to all those public sector leaders-enjoy it while you can because we all know the public finances are fucked and they are going to be the ones losing their jobs and pensions.You had better start being nice to people like me because some of you will be grovelling at my door no doubt wanting a job.
I have already formulated my policy of employing ex public sector drones so I am fully prepared.
My policy consists of stringing them along for a bit and then telling them to fuck off.If they protest I can say sorry "its the rules" and "close the door on the way out".

Vote Conservative or get 5 more years of this.

Gordons Meltdown Moment.

Hat Tip Guido Fawkes

Charles Lant-Wealden Council Chief Executive

View this video as it purports to show the chief executive of Wealden Cuntcil.

I am not convinced however as I think a tramp has found his way into the studio.Dont worry though he has all the experience he could ever need in his current job.He used to be a housing officer in shitholystan in Nottinghamshite so he knows everything about working for a shit organisation.Given that Wealden is the shittiest shit council you could ever come across I feel his skillset is ideal.

Having said that though the bloke is a fucking mess.Can he not afford a tie or an ironed shirt with the 120K plus a year he gets.Perhaps while he was at it he might like to get a close relationship with some toothpaste and his razor.

Honestly and truly is it any wonder the country is going down the crapper when we have people with the personality and appearance of a piss soaked wino running local councils like Wealden.

I know looks can be deceptive and I am sure he is excellent at filling in his expenses but what has he achieved for the taxpayers of Wealden?.

Err hang on for a few years and I may be able to think of something.

Lying Lorna of the Liebore Party.

Lorna Blackmore is the Labour candidate for Wealden.Thankfully she stands about as much chance of being voted in as Brendan Clegg (her agent) did last time round.
Her election leaflet has just dropped through the door and I was amazed at the lies that are contained in this leaflet.
On the inside cover is Blackmore standing next to a half built hospital with the title "Labours stunning new £300 million hospital for Wealden residents" which is such a crock of shit on so many levels it makes my blood boil.

Firstly Labour is a Crap political party and does NOT build hospitals.

Secondly the new hospital Blackmore is standing next to costs 217 million pounds but hey whats 83 million pounds these days especially when it comes from the magic quantative easing fairy bank.

Thirdly and probably most important the new hospital isnt even in the Wealden area its actually in Pembury West Kent.When built it will replace the Kent and Snuffit in Tunbridge Wells and will serve West Kent and a tiny section of North East Wealden area.

To say that its a new hospital for Wealden residents is wrong and to suggest that labour coughed up the money out their own coffers to pay for it can only be described as a cynical lie .

Lies just keep on coming though with Blackmore proclaiming local schools have been transformed by labours investment programme(lie) but the best and biggest is that crime in Wealden has fallen by more than a third(lie) because of community support officers(lie).

This woman is either on the same pills as Gordon the Moron or she is just lying in the hope the residents of Wealden will be so thick they will vote for her.
Well I have news for Ms Blackmore-even the most retarded retard would not fall for this crock of shit in a million years.Labour -cynical lies and dishonesty its what we do.

I notice theres no mention about labours succesful economy fucking programme nor is there any mention of labours succesful screwing pensions inititiative.

Lies lies lies and incompetence-a future fucked for all.Vote Labour NOT.

Altogether now-Socialist Scum off our streets!!,Socialist Scum off our streets !! repeat a few hundred times.

Sussex Police -officially crap!

SUSSEX Police is officially poor at solving crime.

Industry watchdog Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary (HMIC) has called on the force to take immediate action to improve its performance in solving crimes following a review of its service.


Perhaps if they spent less time harrassing motorists and attending gay pride marches they might be able to actually solve a few crimes.

This report only confirms what most people in Sussex already know.Bear in mind that they have been branded crap on the basis of not solving the crimes reported to them.
When you take into account the huge number of crimes that are NOT reported then the figures look even worse.
I know a lot of people dont bother to report crimes any longer for the simple reason that their expectation that anything will be done is less than zero.Many people consider the Police to be the enemy of the good law abiding majority now and dont want anything to do with them any more.
If you tackle a criminal you are likely to end up being arrested yourself because make no mistake the Police as an organisation are on the side of the crims and therefore by default against the law abiding citizens.
Common sense states that if someone breaks into your house dont call the Police under any circumstances.Give the scumbag a good kicking but dont detain them.
Let them leave bloodied and battered but make sure they leave your property because a body on your patio may be a bit difficult to explain away.
If questions are ever asked dont deny it but state that said crim had a weapon and you were acting in self defence.But remember -never call the Police unless it is a last resort and you can afford to wait the 20 minutes or so it will take for PC Lardy Butt to finish his doughnuts and turn up just in time to draw a nice white chalk line around you.
Take responsibility for your own defence at home do not rely on a Police force that is excellent at mincing along Brighton seafront with a load of shirtlifters but useless at catching crims.

East Sussex County Council.

View this document if you want to see how your local council works.Its quite revealing really.

Newsflash -East Sussex County Council are useless

East Sussex County Council uses NEWSFLASH media monitoring to monitor the media including web sites and blogs.

Rather like something out of 1984 or North Korea they monitor us for anyone going "off message" so they can report it back to their political masters .I am not sure what they think they can do about blogs but their aim generally is to pressurise the established media to only print stories that show the Council in a good light.
Blogs are immune to this political interference so if you have something to say about your local council and the services they provide or dont provide publish it on a blog.

The control freaks in local and national government only have power over you if you let them.

Choose freedom and stick 2 fingers up to the twats trying to control what you say and what you do by blogging.Believe me post your gripe online and they will read it and pass it on so let them know what you really think.

Courier or Pravda ?

The local paper has always been a bit crap but its one redeeming feature used to be the online version where people could post their opinions on stories freely.

Councillors,Police ,drivers have all got a right pasting from some of the contributors and it always made an entertaining read.

Not any more though.Obviously the powers that be have decided that freedom of speech is not something to be encouraged in the Socialist Republic of Shitistan region of the EUSSR.The first nail in the coffin was the increasing use of moderating to stifle debate and censor comments.Anything that didnt pass the PC test was simply deleted.Then they decided that everyone had to register in order to post comments.This was done I believe to exercise control (socialists favourite word)over the contributors with the threat of banning anyone who overstepped the line and posted forbidden words like Muslim,immigration,Christmas,easter,pikey etc etc.After this happened the number of comments just melted away and the number of new "news" stories went the same way.Hardly any stories seem to make it on to the online version of the paper and the ones that do are of the the standard of "notice board banned for being fire hazard" which has been on for about a month now.
Another bastion of free specch destroyed by the lefty twats who spent too much time in college during the 70s smoking dope and reading Marx.
Because the online version is now so shite I am not going to buy the paper hard copy any longer.If they are going to start treating their readers like children then they will end up with less readers which obviously means less profits and less jobs.By trying to appeal to the retarded socialist bed wetters they are making a BIG mistake.

East Sussex County Council-Vacancy

Is it any wonder our Council Tax only goes up.

This vacancy is being advertised currently.If you have an interest in traveller issues like stealing car batteries,marrying your cousin ,driving without insurance etc then this is the job for you.

Traveller Development Manager
£44,703 - £48,852 pa, Lewes
We are looking to recruit a Traveller Development Manager to facilitate and maintain through partnership working, a consistent and cohesive approach to Traveller issues in East Sussex; balancing the rights and needs of resident communities with those of Gypsies and Travellers. This will be achieved through the strategic development of services to Travellers.

Nearly 50 grand for talking bollocks and bending over backward to the pikey community whilst screwing the taxpayer for every penny.

Bastards.

Christ on a Bike what next!

Below is an extract from Crowborough Clown Council proposing the dedication of a tree for the "victims of domestic violence".Its already been established elsewhere that Sgt Etherington is of the useless bedwetting lefty persuasion but surely even he could see that this is just ridiculous.

Before you all start rolling your eyes and saying "he's off on one again" can I explain.

To people who are not local ,Canada Green is a small tended park with a line of trees along the footpath.Each one of these trees has the name of a Canadian soldier who died when a flying bomb landed on the Canadian camp on what is now the golf course during the War.These young Canadian lads came across the Atlantic to help defend us from the Nazis and ended up sadly getting no further than Crowborough.

For anyone to suggest that a tree on Canada green should be dedicated to some pissed waynetta chav who got a slap from an equally pissed wayne chav must indicate that they are out of their tiny little minds.What next allowing non travelling pikeys to set up camp on Canada green.

Sgt Etherington and the clown council have gone too far on this .Associating domestic violence with the war dead is insensitive and another step in the political correct destruction of Crowborough.

Tree planting to remember victims of domestic violence
Sgt. Steve Etherington was invited to speak and he advised that there were 863
incidents of domestic violence reported in Wealden during the year and two people
could come and speak if requested to do so, Graham Lindfield from the police and
Sandy Dennis from the County Council.
The committee considered an appropriate location and whether to plant a new tree
or dedicate an existing tree and Canada Green or the Bluebell Wood were
suggested.

One things for sure-if you want to get on in the SussexPolice farce you seem to have to be as mad as a box frogs and have a liking to attending gay pride marches and consuming copious quantities of doughnuts.

Election is not a Chinese building.

The election has been announced and we have a month to make up our mind who to vote for locally and nationally.

I have yet to meet anyone who thinks 5 more years of Gordon the Moron is a good idea so thats the national situation sorted.

Locally is more complex.Do you not bother voting in the local council elections or do you vote for an independent or one of the smaller parties to upset the established applecart.I suppose you could just vote for the establshed candidate but that wouldnt be any fun would it.

Think before you vote because your vote is important.I fully support peoples right not to vote with the proviso that they dont moan when a power mad corrupt jerk gets in .

If you do have a postal vote make sure YOU post it yourself.Do not let anyone "help" you fill it in and certainly dont give your postal vote to anyone you dont know for them to "post".

More snooping cameras and things.

The area outside Goldsmiths leisure centre is starting to look like a scene from 1984 with the all seeing eyes watching everything we do.

As well as two CCTV cameras on the end of a pole (presumable perving into peoples bedrooms) there is also the GATSO scamera and a strange looking device pointing at the traffic.

Its green in colour but has no markings on it.There is no clue to its purpose so I would be grateful if anyone could enlighten me as to what this sinister looking device actually does and why its there.

I know a certain town councillor reads this and I regard the head of bullshitting at Sussex Scameraship as a real regular here so I am sure someone knows what it is .

Whatever it is I am sure its a waste of money and prone to be vandalised by the feckless yoof that hang around that part of town.

Sussex Police have a Gay Day-and we pay for it.

Ever wondered why you never see Police on the beat any more?

Ever wondered why it takes days (if ever) to come out to domestic burglaries or criminal damage?

Well the answer my friend is blowing in the wind.No seriously the plod cant get anyone to come out for proper crimes because there is not enough of them supposedly.How then can they rustle up a few dozen Police Officers to parade around Brighton advocating Gayness.The Police should be above this sort of things and if these limp wristed officers are there on their day off they shouldnt be in uniform .

So we have the stupid position where the Police are allowed to support organisations promoting gayness but are not allowed to be members of a legal political party.How long do you think a plods career would be if he was photographed taking part in a BNP.Not very long I wager.

More Bad Publicity for Sussex Police Farce..

Trust our officers? we dont.

That, apparently, is the message from Sussex Police, who are spending some £300,000 on security guards for three of their buildings. Look, I know the Downland Doofuses aren't the brightest buttons in the box, but could someone try to explain to them that, well, providing protection is, kind of, their job, you know.

Hat Tip Dock Green

I suppose employing a couple of dorks on minimum wage to protect the station and prevent the public having unhindered access means plod can fulfill their daily duties without annoying distractions.
Doughnuts dont get eaten by themselves and those gay pride march application forms take ages to complete.

The Police become more of a joke every day.

ESCC appoints chocolate teapot as C.E.

White smoke has been seen coming out of the chimney at ESCC HQ quarters Q to indicate a new chief executive has been annointed.

The person deemed suitable for the position of head of ESCC clusterfuck is ta da !! Becky Shaw.

Thats right Becky Shaw has been chosen because of her outstanding performance in leading bollocky change in a multi discipline diverse public service environment. More likely she has been selected because a) she is a woman or b)common purpose graduate.Neither of these things should have any relevance for a job as head honcho of a crappy County council but sadly it does.
There is no mention of competence or suitability for the job and Ms Shaw seems pretty smug with herself having climbed the slippery career pole from Director of Policy and Communications to Chief executive.
Can you imagine a large Private sector employer promoting the twat with the stupid glasses that updates the firms adverts and web site to a position of Chief executive in some sort of dodgy backroom deal that communist China would be proud of.

It looks like someone else being promoted beyond their capability and being bunged over £100 grand a year.The justification will be "we have to pay the best money to get the best person".All I can say is if shes the best the other candidates must have been pretty useless.
I have it on good authority that Ms Shaws old job is going to be filled by Mrs Chlamydia O Reilly the toilet cleaner at County Hall because she is an expert in shite and is therefore the best person for the job.

The obvious question is why do we need a chief executive for a County Council and why do we need to pay patently unsuitable people loads of wonga to do it.

Damian McAlonan-billy bullshit ratings.

Damian McAlonan is one of the not so great and not so good of Crowborough Town Council.
Judging by the bullshit he writes he is a bit of a comedian as well.

This from his online profile.

"Skilled negotiator, exceptional trainer and qualified mentor that motivates peak performance from self and team members."

I am going to give him 8 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that one.

Then this one

"Elected Government Official (Councillor)"

Now thats just taking the piss isnt it because we all know that he was co opted onto the council without a vote being cast.

I am going to give him 10 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that plus a bonus of 5 lying cunt marks for good measure.

Crowborough Town Council-bankrupt but still spending.

Crowborough Town council have decided to press the red accounting button marked "financial disaster".

They are already considering borrowing £1000,000 to help pay for the new white elephant community facility.
Despite the madness of this idea they are thinking it might be a good idea to stump up the extra money to get the thing built which is likely to be another £600,000.

Notice there is no mention of any cutting back on the specification of the hall or reducing the spend to match the money available.Hey what do they care anyway they dont have to pay it back.It will come down to the good old taxpayers of Crowborough to pay an extra £15 a year for the next 50 years or so.If we are paying for it why cant we have a say in the building and running of this project.Well the answer is obvious isnt it-how would the dodgy back hand deals continue if there were "the wrong sort of people" on the commitee (code for not bent).I should point out that currently the Council has just £169000 cash to fund a project that is likely to cost
the wrong side of £3000,000.Can you imagine the reaction if you went to your Bank Manager and asked to borrow £3 mill to buy lets say a sunseeker boat even though you only have £160,000 to put down as deposit and to run your boat for the next 20 years.
I think the second word would be off followed by "close the door on the way out".

Its totally unbelievable that we have managed to get all the financial retards on the council at the same time.Mind you as we havnt even voted for most of them is it any surprise that people are appointed because of their golf handicap rather than their financial skills.


To add insult to injury the Town Council are looking for a new Town Clerk and are thinking of offering a "RELOCATION PACKAGE" to get the right person.Fuck me I am sure there is someone locally who could do the job without too much trouble.Perhaps they are having to look far and wide for the type of person who will turn a blind eye to all the councils dodgy deals whilst being able to write the cheques (no questions asked).

Sack the whole undemocratic corrupt lot of them and start afresh.I reckon the Town would run pretty well with a Town Council half the size and cost it is currently .

Cressida Dick-more blood on her hands.

A Metropolitan police officer is due in court to face a death by dangerous driving charge after a young mother was killed in a car crash on the A21 near Tunbridge Wells.

PC Nigel Brown, 46, from the Met’s specialist crime directorate, will appear at Sevenoaks Magistrates Court next Tuesday (March 16) in relation to the head on collision on May 5 2009.

It follows a Kent Police investigation managed by the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) into the incident on Pembury Road north of the Longfield Road roundabout.

Mother-of-three Felicity Austin, 29, who lived in Hadlow, died after the black Renault Megane she was driving was in collision with an unmarked Met Police car, a black Skoda, driven by PC Brown.

She was the only person in the car at the time.

From Kent News


The specialist crime directorate is run by none other than Cressida (common Purpose)Dick.
She attracts death like shit attracts flies.

Surely another promotion for her in this one.

Childrens Support Society(CSS)

Charity bags from an organisation called CSS childrens support society are dropping through our letter boxes .

This is a scam do not give them anything.

The charity number they quote is 526305 which relates to " SIR NICHOLAS SHIREBURN FOR SCHOOLMASTER" whatever the fuck that means and is no longer registered as a charity.

See http://www.charity-commission.gov.uk/ShowCharity/RegisterOfCharities/RemovedCharityMain.aspx?RegisteredCharityNumber=526305&SubsidiaryNumber=0


Update..... Sir Nicholas Shireburn died in 1717 so theres not much chance of him running anything .

Common Purpose.

Crowborough Town Council

I am posting information about the councillors who supposedly stand and represent the residents of Crowborough.

I am splitting the councillors into groups so people can see those who have been voted in and those who have been given the job but havnt been voted for because the ward was uncontested.
The final group are those that have been co opted onto the council and I shall call that group the Peter Mandelson group after the biggest twat ever to NOT be elected to office in this country.

Firstly we have the democratically elected councillors who have been elected by the residents of Crowborough in the elections in 2007.

Philip John Fermor 816 votes
Anita Kerwin-Nye 654 votes
George Moss 805 votes
Mark Jack Symons 763 votes
Kay Jane Moss 979 votes
Liz Scott 867 votes
Neil Harry Waller 517 votes

Next we have those councillors that were(we assume) willing to stand for election but because not enough people stood have never actually been democratically elected.

Peter John Cowie Not voted in.
Julian Phillip Salmon Not voted in.
Sandra Evelyn Timms Not voted in.
Mick Hall Not voted in.
Colin Geoffrey Stocks Not voted in.
Paul Adams Not voted in.

Next we have the Peter Mandelson Group.This list consists of all the chancers that have not had the guts to face the electorate and have been co opted onto the council.We can only guess the criteria for deciding whether these people are suitable people to represent the residents of Crowborough .Democracy is about letting the people decide who represents them and governs over them.To put it into perspective Hitler was voted into power initially whereas these people have not been.

Leigh Colbran Co opted.
Damian McAlonan Co opted.
Clive Wilson Co opted.
Tatjana Keenan Co opted

I have already mentioned Ms Colbran who stood to be elected in 2007, failed to gain enough votes only to pop up as a co opted councillor at a later date.
The next chancer is Damian Mc Alonan who is the Crowboroughs equivalent of the invisible man.No one knows anything about him except that he hasnt been voted in and seems to make a habit of not attending council meetings.I understand from my contacts that he works in advertising so you can be sure he has stupid letterbox glasses , speaks management talk and does a lot of networking!!!
The final chancer is Clive Wilson who runs some sort of eco shit building design company.
Before he was co opted as a councillor he was already a co opted member to advise on planning.I would read nothing into the fact that he managed to get planning permission to build a 10 bedroom! mansion on the edge of the Ashdown Forest which is still in the not built phase of construction.If it does ever get completed I cant see anyone wanting a house that backs onto Crowborough Army Camp unless they have an interest in studying the undercarriage of Chinook helicopters at close range.

Update...Tatjana Keenan has been co opted onto the council.Wannabe politburo member with a background in scientology so there must be doubts about her sanity.



So there you have it our Town council has just 7 elected councillors out of a total of 16.

This must mean we are now in the post democratic age that nutters like Julia Middleton of Communist Purpose keeps going on about.

Sussex Scamera Partnershit

Job Vacancy .

CAMERA AND DATA COLLECTION TECHNICIAN

The Sussex Safer Roads Partnership aims to reduce road casualties by enforcing speed limits, traffic light compliance and educating road users. We have a vacancy for a highly motivated, committed and energetic individual to undertake the role of Camera Data Collection and Mobile Enforcement Officer.

Why you need to be energetic I dont know when all you do is press a button every now and then,its not exactly a hard job but you do have to attend a training course to show how you can increase the indicated speed of cars by moving the laser slightly (come on guys we all know what goes on).

I was under the impression that the partnership was not biased towards the motorists at all (thats what Neil Hopkins said in a previous post).The above vacancy was advertised on the Police website as a civillian Police worker.So we have the Police paying the scamera operators and the Police employing the backroom staff to do the paperwork.You then go to court and surprise surprise you have to rely on another arm of the Partnership to get a fair hearing .

That doesnt sound like an organisation thats unbiased towards the motorists to me.

Still no reply from Mr Hopkins from Sussex scameraship about one of his vans driving at above the speed limit down Crowborough Hill.Obviously the rules only apply to the little people.

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

Remove your lap top from its bag
Open the laptop slowly and carefully
Turn on
Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
Turn on the Internet ( I know that it is not according to airline rules but do it anyway)
Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards
to the skies as if in prayer

Take a deep breath and open this site (press on the link)

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

Sounds familiar?

The Nazi Police State was to ensure that everybody did as they were told - or paid the price. The Nazi Police were controlled by Heinrich Himmler and his feared secret police - the Gestapo - did as it pleased in Nazi Germany. Children’s loyalty could be developed with a policy of indoctrination via education and the Hitler Youth movement. Time and planning spent in these areas would bring a suitable reward for Hitler.

Adults were a different proposition. Some adults clearly supported Hitler - as the March 1933 election showed. But the same election clearly showed that a substantial number of Germans did not support Hitler and the Nazis. These people were likely to be a constant thorn for Hitler unless they were dealt with. For these people, the Nazis developed a policy of intimidation. Fear became a by-word for those who did not support Hitler. The wrong comment overheard by a Nazi official could have very serious consequences.

Hitler’s police state worked on the rule that if you said nothing, no harm, could come to you. If you had doubts about the way the country was going, you kept them to yourself - or paid the price. As nearly 17 million people had not voted for either the Nazis or the Nationalist in March 1933, a large and visible police force was required to keep this sizeable group under observation and control.

In Nazi Germany the police were allowed to arrest people on suspicion that they were about to do wrong. This gave the police huge powers. All local police units had to draw up a list of people in their locality who might be suspected of being "Enemies of the State". This list was given to the Gestapo - the Secret Police. The Gestapo had the power to do as it liked. Its leader - Reinhard Heydrich - was one of the most feared man in Nazi Germany. His immediate chief was Heinrich Himmler. Both men ran their respective branches with ruthless efficiency.

Those arrested by either the police or the Gestapo had less than three minutes to pack clothing and say their goodbyes. Once arrested, they were sent to the nearest police cell. Those in custody were told to sign Form D-11; this was an "Order For Protective Custody". By signing this, you agreed to go to prison. Those who did not sign it were beaten until they did or officers simply forged their signature. Once a D-11 was signed, you were sent to a concentration camp. How long you stayed here depended on the authorities. The usual rule of thumb was whether it was felt that you had learned your lesson (even if there had not been one to learn) and would behave in an acceptable manner once outside of prison.

With a few tweaks here and there this article could apply in 2010.At least the gestapo dresssed smartly and the trains ran on time which is more that you can say about Britains New Labour Nazi party.

Police State ?

Sussex Police love peeling spikeys (sounds like thieving pikeys)

A wealthy businessman was arrested at home in front of his wife and young son over an email which council officials deemed ‘offensive’ to gipsies – but which he had not even written.
The email, concerning a planning appeal by a gipsy, included the phrase: ‘It’s the 'do as you likey' attitude that I am against.’

Council staff believed the email was offensive because ‘likey’ rhymes with pikey.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241994/Businessman-arrested-wife-son--anti-gipsy--email-didn-t-write.


Proof if proof were needed that Sussex Police are politically correct spikey(sounds like pikey)loving bankers(sounds like wankers).This is what happens when the Police become politicised and recruiting standards are reduced to allow any window licker in.Isnt it time the front line coppers got off their fat passes(sounds like arses) and got on with the job of catching criminals.At the moment the Police (sounds like twats) are more interested in criminalising law abiding citizens and worrying about who is going to use the rapid response vehicle to get the doughnuts.

More Weather.

Snow last night (Friday).

More snow forecast for today with a windchill of about -5C.

Roads and pavements now have frozen snow covered with fresh snow.


Venturing out-I may be some time !

Weather Forecast Crowborough

Thursday

Very cold last night resulting in standing snow turning to ice.Any treated surfaces have refrozen making it very hazardous everywhere.

Bright and cold start to the day More snow is forecast for this afternoon (possible 2-3 inches).


Power cuts have affected parts of Sussex but Crowborough seems ok.

Wake up East Sussex County Cretins.

Just as predicted its snowing heavily in Crowborough with forecasted heavy falls predicted tonight.

Do we think East Sussex County Cretins will manage to keep the roads clear this time or do we think that they have nearly run out of salt.Like so many county cretins they have swallowed the great global warming scam and decided that we dont need salt because winters will be warmer.With perfect timing mother nature has demonstrated the lunacy of this policy and we will all be snowed in for days to come.I hope all the twats in the council that have been harping on about climate change have decided that they dont need heating in their house and as a consequence freeze to death.What am I saying-no one would be that stupid would they?
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad

Kent Police and illegal parking.

(not a current picture but you get the point)

I had the misfortune to park in Tunbridge Wells yesterday.Even though it was Sunday the council charges £1 and hour to park in the crappy Crescent Rd Car park.Today I drove through Tunbridge Wells and the parking nazis were out in force ticketing anyone and everyone.Well actually thats not true because yesterday and today there were cars illegally parked outside the Police station.The difference being is that the cars were Police cars which were parked on the double yellow lines actually blocking the road.No tickets for them and no Nazis in sight.Obviously the head of parking enforcement and the senior Police Officer are in the same lodge(nudge nudge).If I ever get a parking ticket in Tunbridge Wells I will be claiming the same exemption as the rossers and not pay up.I would urge everyone to ignore the parking regulations in Tunbridge Wells until the Police cars are given tickets like the rest of us.
Before anyone comes up with the answer that the Police do a difficult job blah blah then please note the huge yard behind the Police station that is supposed to be used for official vehicles.I suppose most of the Police are so lazy these days that they cant be bothered to walk a few yards and risk the danger of their hot doughnuts getting cold.

Speed Cameras (Part 2)

The idiots we have nominally in charge of the country have come up with another wheeze to raise money from the hard pressed motorist.If you get a fixed penalty ticket for travelling over the speed limit they are going to whack a "victim surcharge" onto the fine/penalty.

So not only are you going to be punished for breaching an arbitary speed limit but you are also paying extra to help the victims of your (in their opinion) crime.So who would that be then?.You have exceeded a limit set by a local politician but you have hurt no one and caused no damage so how the hell can you be liable to pay money to help the victims of your actions. Stupid thinking by stupid people enacted by other stupid people.