Another councillor bites the dust.

Damian McAlonan has left the council.

Another one bites the dust-thats two gone within the last 2 months.

I am not sure why D McAlonan has gone but I for one am glad to see one of the co opted twats deciding to call it a day.

I would like to think that I played my part in ridding our town council of him but there are many rumours going around as to the exact reasons behind his resignation.

Rumours I have heard include

1)He was responsible for the tree on chapel green being cut down so he jumped before he was named and shamed.

2)Some dodgy dealing involving the community centre which has been hushed up .

3)A problem with a criminal records check.

In honesty I dont know why he has gone but if I had to go with any one rumour it would probably be no2 because there seems to be a veil of secrecy over the whole community facility project which prevents the residents (who are paying for the bloody thing) from finding out what is going on and more importantly where the money is going/has gone.Secrecy breeds suspicion and resignations of councillors feeds those suspicions.

To prove there are no hard feelings I would like Damian to know it was nice knowing him but even nicer knowing that he has finally fucked right off.

Who is next to fall on their sword then fnar fnar.

Crowborough Town Council.

Keeping an eye on Council meetings is like watching a car crash in slow motion.

The incompetence of the members of the council is staggering and the arrogance as to be seen to be believed.The cock up on appointing a new town clerk seems to go on and on.The position has now been taken off the temporary town clerk and given back to the old town clerk on a temporary basis paying her an amount of £30 per hour plus expenses.Fucking hellski I thought she was a mere town clerk not a senior manager in a private business.

On another hilarious note the council seems to be trying to force the members and staff to be CRB checked to accertain whether they are child molesters or not.Why councillors or council staff need to be CRB checked is not clear but they are having a hissy fit because one unamed person is refusing to be CRB checked.
The council is now trying to change the persons contract retrospectively in order to force them to comply with this dictat.Hang on a minute-councillors are not people who can be hired and fired these are supposed to be elected representatives.Ignoring the co opted twats like "poor old" clive wilson some members have actually been voted in and it is not for the council to decide whether someone should take part in the council just because they dont want to go through the farce of having to get a certificate to prove they are not a child molester.
The unamed member who is refusing to have a CRB check either has something to hide or they are making a stand against this disgusting piece of legislation and the heavy handed implementation of it by their fellow councillors.I would like to hope that the reason for refusal is more the second one rather than the first one but who knows.

What is even more disgusting is that the chairman of the personnel commitee is none other than our friend and non elected twat Damian McAlonan.He has got a fucking cheek implementing "the rools" when he wasnt even elected onto the council and he has the bare faced cheek to put on his professional profile that he is an elected councillor when he clearly isnt.Clearly lying is acceptable whilst opting out of a witch hunt clearly isnt.

Damian McAlonan-billy bullshit ratings.

Damian McAlonan is one of the not so great and not so good of Crowborough Town Council.
Judging by the bullshit he writes he is a bit of a comedian as well.

This from his online profile.

"Skilled negotiator, exceptional trainer and qualified mentor that motivates peak performance from self and team members."

I am going to give him 8 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that one.

Then this one

"Elected Government Official (Councillor)"

Now thats just taking the piss isnt it because we all know that he was co opted onto the council without a vote being cast.

I am going to give him 10 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that plus a bonus of 5 lying cunt marks for good measure.

Crowborough Town Council

I am posting information about the councillors who supposedly stand and represent the residents of Crowborough.

I am splitting the councillors into groups so people can see those who have been voted in and those who have been given the job but havnt been voted for because the ward was uncontested.
The final group are those that have been co opted onto the council and I shall call that group the Peter Mandelson group after the biggest twat ever to NOT be elected to office in this country.

Firstly we have the democratically elected councillors who have been elected by the residents of Crowborough in the elections in 2007.

Philip John Fermor 816 votes
Anita Kerwin-Nye 654 votes
George Moss 805 votes
Mark Jack Symons 763 votes
Kay Jane Moss 979 votes
Liz Scott 867 votes
Neil Harry Waller 517 votes

Next we have those councillors that were(we assume) willing to stand for election but because not enough people stood have never actually been democratically elected.

Peter John Cowie Not voted in.
Julian Phillip Salmon Not voted in.
Sandra Evelyn Timms Not voted in.
Mick Hall Not voted in.
Colin Geoffrey Stocks Not voted in.
Paul Adams Not voted in.

Next we have the Peter Mandelson Group.This list consists of all the chancers that have not had the guts to face the electorate and have been co opted onto the council.We can only guess the criteria for deciding whether these people are suitable people to represent the residents of Crowborough .Democracy is about letting the people decide who represents them and governs over them.To put it into perspective Hitler was voted into power initially whereas these people have not been.

Leigh Colbran Co opted.
Damian McAlonan Co opted.
Clive Wilson Co opted.
Tatjana Keenan Co opted

I have already mentioned Ms Colbran who stood to be elected in 2007, failed to gain enough votes only to pop up as a co opted councillor at a later date.
The next chancer is Damian Mc Alonan who is the Crowboroughs equivalent of the invisible man.No one knows anything about him except that he hasnt been voted in and seems to make a habit of not attending council meetings.I understand from my contacts that he works in advertising so you can be sure he has stupid letterbox glasses , speaks management talk and does a lot of networking!!!
The final chancer is Clive Wilson who runs some sort of eco shit building design company.
Before he was co opted as a councillor he was already a co opted member to advise on planning.I would read nothing into the fact that he managed to get planning permission to build a 10 bedroom! mansion on the edge of the Ashdown Forest which is still in the not built phase of construction.If it does ever get completed I cant see anyone wanting a house that backs onto Crowborough Army Camp unless they have an interest in studying the undercarriage of Chinook helicopters at close range.

Update...Tatjana Keenan has been co opted onto the council.Wannabe politburo member with a background in scientology so there must be doubts about her sanity.



So there you have it our Town council has just 7 elected councillors out of a total of 16.

This must mean we are now in the post democratic age that nutters like Julia Middleton of Communist Purpose keeps going on about.