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Showing posts with label Crowborough. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crowborough. Show all posts
Monday, 27 February 2012
The secrets of the Scientologists.
Although I am not a big fan of the BBC this video makes very interesting viewing .The intimidation and menace shown on the clip would indicate that there is something very sinister about the scientology movement.The fact that we have a scientology penal colony in Crowborough
makes it all the more interesting.
Thursday, 2 June 2011
Crowborough Town Council Downfall.
Downfall genre video showing what its like living in a rural town slowly being destroyed by an undemocratic and largely unelected council with egos the size of a £3.5 million white elephant community centre.
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Wednesday, 30 March 2011
Ideal for Home Defence.
Billy Vague seems to be coming round to the idea that Libyans can be supplied with weapons in order to defend themselves against their fellow countrymen that are intent on doing them harm.
Perhaps next someone can give us the authority to own firearms that are capable of being used to defend ourselves properly.Why is it that Libyans can defend themselves with firearms but in Britain its the criminals that are armed and the law abiding citizens are disarmed.
We should have exactly the same right to defend ourselves and our home against attack as anyone else.Despite what the leftie liberals say rural America is a very safe place to live.The reason that burglary is pretty much unheard of in most of rural America is that everyone has the tools to defend themselves and their property from attack.Home defense is a big business in America and weapons are sold for the sole purpose of defending yourself whilst at home.Lets face it would you enter someones property at the dead of night if you are likely to be faced with the wrong end of a Mossberg 590 or similar being handled by someone who was prepared to use it to defend their family and their home.
Contrast that with rural England whereby the Police have totally given up on protecting the public in order to concentrate on the much more lucrative trade (for them)of issuing fixed penalties for speeding and other non crimes like walking on the cracks in the pavement.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with an armed individual in your garden breaking into your garage.
Over here you would ring the Police and once they heard the word armed mentioned they wouldnt really want to know.Typical response would be to tell you that someone was coming to help you but in reality no one would be coming any time soon because it would be too dangerous for a copper to do their duty and protect you.The Police would wait for the Armed Plod to get out of bed and load up all their equipment and then arrive around the corner from your house about 45 minutes after the original call.Before anything can happen they then have to spend the next half an hour deciding on their tactics and undertaking the essential Health and Safety paperwork.
Normal plod would then arrive and close all the local roads and make themselves busy
by standing around like knobs chatting to the Ambulance crew that has been called to pick up the bits of what may be left of you once everything is declared safe.
Armed Plod will then ring you back asking you if the armed robber is still there and whether it is safe for them to come and attend.No reply is good because that means your family have been slaughtered and Mr Crim has escaped.The other alternative outcome would be....you would answer and say something along the lines of where the fuck are you luckily I waved a kitchen knife at the crim and he run away.The Police would then realise its safe to turn up and promptly arrest you for using a knife.Things would get a whole lot worse if it turned out the crim was an Effnic because then they would charge you with racially aggravated something or another and you would be facing 10 years in jail for defending yourself.From the Polices point of view its much better that you just get murdered on your own property and just let Mr Crim kill your whole family.Its all so much easier for them you see and the crims human rights have been preserved at the same time.Boxes ticked sorted.The fact that you are dead is a downer for you but hey living in a diverse multcultural utopian society has its price when you are a raycist white little Englander.
In America the call would be somewhat different.The homeowner would phone up the local Police and ask them nicely if they could possibly pop round some time and take away the remains of Mr Crim who invaded their property with ill intent.The Police reaction would be thanks for telling us go back to bed and we will be round to clean up for you. Have a nice day .
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Wednesday, 9 March 2011
Slowly slowly catchee monkey.
I have had a bit of vermin trouble at Swing Towers recently.With a bit of patience and effort laying a few vermin traps the problem is no more.
Similarly I have been infested with hacking attempts into some of my e mail/google accounts for some time now.I could have just closed the accounts down and started again or changed the passwords (again).I decided however to play the long game and wait and see if I could smoke out the culprit.
It took many days/weeks of patience collating information about times and days of these hacking attempts to no avail.
I had a few suspects but no hard evidence until the dickhead decided to reveal themselves by posting a reply on the site giving information that would indicate that they had hacked into an e mail account used to access blogger.
As a result I now have the persons IP address and ISP indicating a local address.
My considered options are
1)Publish the persons name and IP address for all to see.
2)Report them to Sussex plod.
3)Do nothing and allow them to comment so I can insult them online for all to see.
I have not decided yet but I will probably go for option 3 with option 1 and 2 being held over as insurance.
Some people are just so stupid that they dont realise just how stupid they are.
Similarly I have been infested with hacking attempts into some of my e mail/google accounts for some time now.I could have just closed the accounts down and started again or changed the passwords (again).I decided however to play the long game and wait and see if I could smoke out the culprit.
It took many days/weeks of patience collating information about times and days of these hacking attempts to no avail.
I had a few suspects but no hard evidence until the dickhead decided to reveal themselves by posting a reply on the site giving information that would indicate that they had hacked into an e mail account used to access blogger.
As a result I now have the persons IP address and ISP indicating a local address.
My considered options are
1)Publish the persons name and IP address for all to see.
2)Report them to Sussex plod.
3)Do nothing and allow them to comment so I can insult them online for all to see.
I have not decided yet but I will probably go for option 3 with option 1 and 2 being held over as insurance.
Some people are just so stupid that they dont realise just how stupid they are.
Thursday, 25 November 2010
Tuesday, 20 July 2010
Clued Up-Childhood stealing bastards.
According to someone in the know there is a plague of nearly biblical proportions among the young in Crowborough.Chlamydia and other STD infections among young adults is rising year on year in the Crowborough area .
How can this be when we have sexual health rammed down the throat of kids from the age of 13 and organisations like Clued Up actively promoting contraception among the youth of Crowborough .
Well the problem is that Clued Up and Yoof Workers encourage children (youths under 18 are children) to be sexually active and simply do not explain the risks let alone the law.The lefty yoof workers
solution is to sterilise girls from the age of 14 by arranging for them to have a contraceptive implant fitted.
This obviously prevents them from getting pregnant but the problem is that the lefty lezzy social worker types then encourage the young girls to have illegal underage sex and sleep around because they cant get pregnant.Being mostly lesbians or fudge shovers the yoof workers havnt really got a grasp of normal reproduction and cant seem to understand the basics of sex among opposite sexes.
Having a contraceptive implant doesnt prevent any STD and only encourages young people to be sexually active from a younger age.Having sex at a young age is illegal because it is harmful and Clued Up which is run by the Youth development service of ESCC are real bastards for allowing our children to be exposed to deseases like chlamydia,HIV etc etc but they are even more bastards by arranging implants for children without consulting or even telling parents.To compund the offence the bastard cunts dont even explain the risks to the youngsters when they arrange their sterilisation and as the parents dont know sensible intervention is just not available.If parents try to do the right thing by trying to convince their kids that holding off having sex until they are over 16 and only then as part of a stable relationship they quickly realise that they are onto a loser.The school,connexions and organisations like Clued Up will be actively encouraging them to have sex under 16 and encourage our children to sleep around and to hell with the consequences so the parents are outgunned from the start.
The result of this madness is that our children are forced to grow up quicker than they should and the girls are being pumped full of hormones from the age of 14!!!.Over the years youngsters especially the girls will grow up regretting the fact that they didnt listen to their parents because they were indoctrinated by a bunch of left wing morons.When these young girls grow up and face the prospect of infertility and a dramatically increased risk of cervical cancer they will regret that they listened to Clued Up and the rest.My advice to you if you have children is to make sure you get your advice in first and for gods sake keep them away from clued up or any other similar family hating, childhood stealing,life ruining organisations.
Is it any wonder that kids (especially girls) are slashing themselves to bits and even attempting suicide when their minds and bodies are being fucked in this way up by a bunch of lefty retarded homo twats.
Monday, 12 July 2010
Clive Wilson unelected member taking the piss with our money again.
Clive Wilson unelected member of the town council is squealing like a stuck pig because co opted (unelected) members are not able to claim members allowances.Poor old Clive we all feel very sorry for you NOT.
We all know he has no interest in the people of Crowborough and is only on the council to further feather his own nest so why should he receive the allowance.
He managed to get planning permission for his 10 bedroom mansion on the edge of the Ashdown forest (which incidently is still a bloody great hole in the ground) when no one else would have done and he is also
heavilly involved in the unloved and unwanted Community facility that the Town Council has underwritten to the cost of 3.5 million and rising.
So my advice to you Clive is stop crying like a baby over a few quids allowances and get on with your job.
Clive Wilson is clearly the sort of person that shouldnt be on the council in the first place simply because he hasnt been voted in and got his position because of some potentially dodgy back room deals with the other councillors.The fact is that he has managed to get a seat on the council in a non democratic sort of way and he is trying to justify it by getting us to pay him an allowance for being there is an extreme case of taking the piss.
Wilson runs his own eco shite building design company(absolutely nothing to do with the community facility of course) he must be a bit mental because he wants the council (taxpayer) to provide him with a free wi fi enabled laptop.Well Clive get off your fat backside and stop troughing for a bit and get yourself down to PC world and buy one from your own ill gotten gains like the rest of us have to.
The trouble is Wilson is so far up his own arse that he will not even allow a picture of his face to appear on the Town Council Website.He thinks that if people dont recognise him then he will not have to deal with the plebs ,and their problems, which he has (not) been elected to represent.To help people to identify this trougher I have managed to find a picture that purports to be him.Personally I think its been mislabelled and it is in fact Clive Dunns father.Dont Panic!!!.
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Poor old Clive likes to think he is a proper town councillor even though he has not been voted in and has been poncing around as a co opted adviser on planning applications for years.
Is it legal then that p.o.c is also offering a service to help people get planning permission in Crowborough.
Check out this http://www.domicilecrowborough.co.uk/planningapplicationscrowborough.html.
Even if it is legal there is the stench of corruption and dodgy dealings about it.I will be checking out some of the recent planning application in Crowborough to see if p.o.c has been party to any of these decisions at Town Council level.
Even if it is legal there is the stench of corruption and dodgy dealings about it.I will be checking out some of the recent planning application in Crowborough to see if p.o.c has been party to any of these decisions at Town Council level.
Monday, 14 June 2010
Alderbrook on a good day.
Hope you all like the updated look.
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Thursday, 10 June 2010
Secondary school not second rate school.

June is upon us and just around the corner are the school summer holidays (also known as 100% increase in holiday prices holiday).Before you know it September will be here and the children will be back to school.
If your child is starting secondary school I hope you got allocated the school of your choice rather than the school that East Sussex Cunty Council wants to herd your child into.I have heard several stories about the councils admissions team being generally crap and operating a strict policy of every child in Crowborough goes to the Beacon whether you like it or not.If parents had the cheek to want a decent school for their children (not Beacon)the Council seems to go into full on punishment mode and allocate a place at Beacon anyway .If you appeal they then relent and allocate your child to a different school miles away ( i have heard mentioned that someone got "threatened with" an allocated space at a school in St Leonards!!!! some 40 miles away if they didnt accept the place at Beacon).
Those parents that dont give a shit and are happy for their children to go to the crappy local comprehensive will be happy but my sympathies go to those parents who wanted better for their child than Beacon but were forced there by the twats at the local authority.
So if your child has been allocated a place at Beacon I would recommend that you go and see your doctor now and get a stock of anti depressants in before you need them.
Obviously check to make sure your child has the right uniform (scruffy t shirt)and equipment before they attend their first day at Beacon.Luckily the school doesnt expect you to provide certain things that are essential equipment at the Beacon .These things include cigarettes and lighters which will have to be acquired by your child on the first day.The school is very generous however and will provide free razor blades to enable your child to slash their body to bits as well as encouraging the girls to have contraceptive implants fitted from age 13 so they can have underage sex.Parents dont have to worry though as you wont be aware of these things because the school wont actually tell you or ask you.Ignorance is bliss.
Good luck folks-you will need it.
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
Crowborough Town Council.

CTC has been looking for a weak minded individual to fill the vacant post of Town Clerk.
Their ideal candidate would be an easily pliable person who can turn a visually impaired eye to all the dodgy dealings that go on within the confines of the town hall.Unfortunately for the council the interviewed candidates were not prepared to be the gimp at the beck and call of their elected and unelected masters and were therefore not considered suitable.
The Town council are still looking for that elusive candidate that will not upset their apple cart.
Seeing the application from the point of view of a job applicant I can safely say that the Town Council are as good at recruiting staff as they are at saving the council taxpayers money.
So the search continues for a windowlicker who manages to maintain basic bodily functions but has limited mental capacity.Its a shame the councillors cannot apply for the job because they all fit the bill perfectly.Failing that the character pictured above seems ideal.
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Monday, 17 May 2010
+++Breaking News+++ Sussex Police farce are still useless


With the Inspector of Constabularies comment that Sussex Police are useless at solving crimes ringing in their ears you would think they would be making a special effort to regain the trust of the Public .Not so unfortunately.
Today seems to be sit on the side of the road and eat doughnuts whilst waiting for the ANPR system to "ping" day. At Boarshead there was 1 nice new jam sandwich BMW(buy British why dont you) estate parked illegally in the bus stop with PC and WPC Doughnut standing in the middle of the road!!whilst at Crowborough Cross there was another new BMW estate with one PC doughnut in it also parked illegally in the bus stop.Good work guys you make us proud that you are so busy keeping us safe from being a victim of crime whilst at the same time keeping the local doughnut shop in business.
This is lazy Policing and has no effect on real criminal behaviour,its just purely revenue chasing.The accepted view within Sussex Police Farce seems to be why bother locking crims up when we can spend our time more productively raising money for ACPO (private company) by levying fines.
Sussex Police new motto -We are useless and we dont care.
Q Whats the difference between East Sussex Police Farce and a bucket of shite?
A The Bucket.
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Wednesday, 5 May 2010
Vote Conservative or get 5 more years of this.
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Labour,
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Wealden Council
Saturday, 24 April 2010
Lying Lorna of the Liebore Party.

Lorna Blackmore is the Labour candidate for Wealden.Thankfully she stands about as much chance of being voted in as Brendan Clegg (her agent) did last time round.
Her election leaflet has just dropped through the door and I was amazed at the lies that are contained in this leaflet.
On the inside cover is Blackmore standing next to a half built hospital with the title "Labours stunning new £300 million hospital for Wealden residents" which is such a crock of shit on so many levels it makes my blood boil.
Firstly Labour is a Crap political party and does NOT build hospitals.
Secondly the new hospital Blackmore is standing next to costs 217 million pounds but hey whats 83 million pounds these days especially when it comes from the magic quantative easing fairy bank.
Thirdly and probably most important the new hospital isnt even in the Wealden area its actually in Pembury West Kent.When built it will replace the Kent and Snuffit in Tunbridge Wells and will serve West Kent and a tiny section of North East Wealden area.
To say that its a new hospital for Wealden residents is wrong and to suggest that labour coughed up the money out their own coffers to pay for it can only be described as a cynical lie .
Lies just keep on coming though with Blackmore proclaiming local schools have been transformed by labours investment programme(lie) but the best and biggest is that crime in Wealden has fallen by more than a third(lie) because of community support officers(lie).
This woman is either on the same pills as Gordon the Moron or she is just lying in the hope the residents of Wealden will be so thick they will vote for her.
Well I have news for Ms Blackmore-even the most retarded retard would not fall for this crock of shit in a million years.Labour -cynical lies and dishonesty its what we do.
I notice theres no mention about labours succesful economy fucking programme nor is there any mention of labours succesful screwing pensions inititiative.
Lies lies lies and incompetence-a future fucked for all.Vote Labour NOT.
Altogether now-Socialist Scum off our streets!!,Socialist Scum off our streets !! repeat a few hundred times.
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Tuesday, 6 April 2010
Election is not a Chinese building.

The election has been announced and we have a month to make up our mind who to vote for locally and nationally.
I have yet to meet anyone who thinks 5 more years of Gordon the Moron is a good idea so thats the national situation sorted.
Locally is more complex.Do you not bother voting in the local council elections or do you vote for an independent or one of the smaller parties to upset the established applecart.I suppose you could just vote for the establshed candidate but that wouldnt be any fun would it.
Think before you vote because your vote is important.I fully support peoples right not to vote with the proviso that they dont moan when a power mad corrupt jerk gets in .
If you do have a postal vote make sure YOU post it yourself.Do not let anyone "help" you fill it in and certainly dont give your postal vote to anyone you dont know for them to "post".
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Sunday, 4 April 2010
More snooping cameras and things.

The area outside Goldsmiths leisure centre is starting to look like a scene from 1984 with the all seeing eyes watching everything we do.
As well as two CCTV cameras on the end of a pole (presumable perving into peoples bedrooms) there is also the GATSO scamera and a strange looking device pointing at the traffic.
Its green in colour but has no markings on it.There is no clue to its purpose so I would be grateful if anyone could enlighten me as to what this sinister looking device actually does and why its there.
I know a certain town councillor reads this and I regard the head of bullshitting at Sussex Scameraship as a real regular here so I am sure someone knows what it is .
Whatever it is I am sure its a waste of money and prone to be vandalised by the feckless yoof that hang around that part of town.
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Damian McAlonan-billy bullshit ratings.
Damian McAlonan is one of the not so great and not so good of Crowborough Town Council.
Judging by the bullshit he writes he is a bit of a comedian as well.
This from his online profile.
"Skilled negotiator, exceptional trainer and qualified mentor that motivates peak performance from self and team members."
I am going to give him 8 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that one.
Then this one
"Elected Government Official (Councillor)"
Now thats just taking the piss isnt it because we all know that he was co opted onto the council without a vote being cast.
I am going to give him 10 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that plus a bonus of 5 lying cunt marks for good measure.
Judging by the bullshit he writes he is a bit of a comedian as well.
This from his online profile.
"Skilled negotiator, exceptional trainer and qualified mentor that motivates peak performance from self and team members."
I am going to give him 8 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that one.
Then this one
"Elected Government Official (Councillor)"
Now thats just taking the piss isnt it because we all know that he was co opted onto the council without a vote being cast.
I am going to give him 10 out of 10 billy bullshit marks for that plus a bonus of 5 lying cunt marks for good measure.
Friday, 5 February 2010
Common Purpose.
Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Crowborough Town Council

I am posting information about the councillors who supposedly stand and represent the residents of Crowborough.
I am splitting the councillors into groups so people can see those who have been voted in and those who have been given the job but havnt been voted for because the ward was uncontested.
The final group are those that have been co opted onto the council and I shall call that group the Peter Mandelson group after the biggest twat ever to NOT be elected to office in this country.
Firstly we have the democratically elected councillors who have been elected by the residents of Crowborough in the elections in 2007.
Philip John Fermor 816 votes
Anita Kerwin-Nye 654 votes
George Moss 805 votes
Mark Jack Symons 763 votes
Kay Jane Moss 979 votes
Liz Scott 867 votes
Neil Harry Waller 517 votes
Next we have those councillors that were(we assume) willing to stand for election but because not enough people stood have never actually been democratically elected.
Peter John Cowie Not voted in.
Julian Phillip Salmon Not voted in.
Sandra Evelyn Timms Not voted in.
Mick Hall Not voted in.
Colin Geoffrey Stocks Not voted in.
Paul Adams Not voted in.
Next we have the Peter Mandelson Group.This list consists of all the chancers that have not had the guts to face the electorate and have been co opted onto the council.We can only guess the criteria for deciding whether these people are suitable people to represent the residents of Crowborough .Democracy is about letting the people decide who represents them and governs over them.To put it into perspective Hitler was voted into power initially whereas these people have not been.
Leigh Colbran Co opted.
Damian McAlonan Co opted.
Clive Wilson Co opted.
Tatjana Keenan Co opted
I have already mentioned Ms Colbran who stood to be elected in 2007, failed to gain enough votes only to pop up as a co opted councillor at a later date.
The next chancer is Damian Mc Alonan who is the Crowboroughs equivalent of the invisible man.No one knows anything about him except that he hasnt been voted in and seems to make a habit of not attending council meetings.I understand from my contacts that he works in advertising so you can be sure he has stupid letterbox glasses , speaks management talk and does a lot of networking!!!
The final chancer is Clive Wilson who runs some sort of eco shit building design company.
Before he was co opted as a councillor he was already a co opted member to advise on planning.I would read nothing into the fact that he managed to get planning permission to build a 10 bedroom! mansion on the edge of the Ashdown Forest which is still in the not built phase of construction.If it does ever get completed I cant see anyone wanting a house that backs onto Crowborough Army Camp unless they have an interest in studying the undercarriage of Chinook helicopters at close range.
Update...Tatjana Keenan has been co opted onto the council.Wannabe politburo member with a background in scientology so there must be doubts about her sanity.
So there you have it our Town council has just 7 elected councillors out of a total of 16.
This must mean we are now in the post democratic age that nutters like Julia Middleton of Communist Purpose keeps going on about.
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Thursday, 28 January 2010
Sussex Scamera Partnershit

Job Vacancy .
CAMERA AND DATA COLLECTION TECHNICIAN
The Sussex Safer Roads Partnership aims to reduce road casualties by enforcing speed limits, traffic light compliance and educating road users. We have a vacancy for a highly motivated, committed and energetic individual to undertake the role of Camera Data Collection and Mobile Enforcement Officer.
Why you need to be energetic I dont know when all you do is press a button every now and then,its not exactly a hard job but you do have to attend a training course to show how you can increase the indicated speed of cars by moving the laser slightly (come on guys we all know what goes on).
I was under the impression that the partnership was not biased towards the motorists at all (thats what Neil Hopkins said in a previous post).The above vacancy was advertised on the Police website as a civillian Police worker.So we have the Police paying the scamera operators and the Police employing the backroom staff to do the paperwork.You then go to court and surprise surprise you have to rely on another arm of the Partnership to get a fair hearing .
That doesnt sound like an organisation thats unbiased towards the motorists to me.
Still no reply from Mr Hopkins from Sussex scameraship about one of his vans driving at above the speed limit down Crowborough Hill.Obviously the rules only apply to the little people.
Saturday, 9 January 2010
More Weather.

Snow last night (Friday).
More snow forecast for today with a windchill of about -5C.
Roads and pavements now have frozen snow covered with fresh snow.
Venturing out-I may be some time !
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