News n Jokes

1. Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, its all tongue and groove...

2. A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say its definitely race related...

3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8...

4. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...

5. The lead actor in the local Pantomime production of Aladdin was raped, by the gay genie on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him.

Alderbrook on a good day.

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+++Breaking News+++ Sussex Police farce are still useless

With the Inspector of Constabularies comment that Sussex Police are useless at solving crimes ringing in their ears you would think they would be making a special effort to regain the trust of the Public .Not so unfortunately.
Today seems to be sit on the side of the road and eat doughnuts whilst waiting for the ANPR system to "ping" day. At Boarshead there was 1 nice new jam sandwich BMW(buy British why dont you) estate parked illegally in the bus stop with PC and WPC Doughnut standing in the middle of the road!!whilst at Crowborough Cross there was another new BMW estate with one PC doughnut in it also parked illegally in the bus stop.Good work guys you make us proud that you are so busy keeping us safe from being a victim of crime whilst at the same time keeping the local doughnut shop in business.

This is lazy Policing and has no effect on real criminal behaviour,its just purely revenue chasing.The accepted view within Sussex Police Farce seems to be why bother locking crims up when we can spend our time more productively raising money for ACPO (private company) by levying fines.

Sussex Police new motto -We are useless and we dont care.

Q Whats the difference between East Sussex Police Farce and a bucket of shite?

A The Bucket.

Newsflash -East Sussex County Council are useless

East Sussex County Council uses NEWSFLASH media monitoring to monitor the media including web sites and blogs.

Rather like something out of 1984 or North Korea they monitor us for anyone going "off message" so they can report it back to their political masters .I am not sure what they think they can do about blogs but their aim generally is to pressurise the established media to only print stories that show the Council in a good light.
Blogs are immune to this political interference so if you have something to say about your local council and the services they provide or dont provide publish it on a blog.

The control freaks in local and national government only have power over you if you let them.

Choose freedom and stick 2 fingers up to the twats trying to control what you say and what you do by blogging.Believe me post your gripe online and they will read it and pass it on so let them know what you really think.