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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

Childrens Support Society(CSS)

Charity bags from an organisation called CSS childrens support society are dropping through our letter boxes .

This is a scam do not give them anything.

The charity number they quote is 526305 which relates to " SIR NICHOLAS SHIREBURN FOR SCHOOLMASTER" whatever the fuck that means and is no longer registered as a charity.

See http://www.charity-commission.gov.uk/ShowCharity/RegisterOfCharities/RemovedCharityMain.aspx?RegisteredCharityNumber=526305&SubsidiaryNumber=0


Update..... Sir Nicholas Shireburn died in 1717 so theres not much chance of him running anything .

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Crowborough Town Council


I am posting information about the councillors who supposedly stand and represent the residents of Crowborough.

I am splitting the councillors into groups so people can see those who have been voted in and those who have been given the job but havnt been voted for because the ward was uncontested.
The final group are those that have been co opted onto the council and I shall call that group the Peter Mandelson group after the biggest twat ever to NOT be elected to office in this country.

Firstly we have the democratically elected councillors who have been elected by the residents of Crowborough in the elections in 2007.

Philip John Fermor 816 votes
Anita Kerwin-Nye 654 votes
George Moss 805 votes
Mark Jack Symons 763 votes
Kay Jane Moss 979 votes
Liz Scott 867 votes
Neil Harry Waller 517 votes

Next we have those councillors that were(we assume) willing to stand for election but because not enough people stood have never actually been democratically elected.

Peter John Cowie Not voted in.
Julian Phillip Salmon Not voted in.
Sandra Evelyn Timms Not voted in.
Mick Hall Not voted in.
Colin Geoffrey Stocks Not voted in.
Paul Adams Not voted in.

Next we have the Peter Mandelson Group.This list consists of all the chancers that have not had the guts to face the electorate and have been co opted onto the council.We can only guess the criteria for deciding whether these people are suitable people to represent the residents of Crowborough .Democracy is about letting the people decide who represents them and governs over them.To put it into perspective Hitler was voted into power initially whereas these people have not been.

Leigh Colbran Co opted.
Damian McAlonan Co opted.
Clive Wilson Co opted.
Tatjana Keenan Co opted

I have already mentioned Ms Colbran who stood to be elected in 2007, failed to gain enough votes only to pop up as a co opted councillor at a later date.
The next chancer is Damian Mc Alonan who is the Crowboroughs equivalent of the invisible man.No one knows anything about him except that he hasnt been voted in and seems to make a habit of not attending council meetings.I understand from my contacts that he works in advertising so you can be sure he has stupid letterbox glasses , speaks management talk and does a lot of networking!!!
The final chancer is Clive Wilson who runs some sort of eco shit building design company.
Before he was co opted as a councillor he was already a co opted member to advise on planning.I would read nothing into the fact that he managed to get planning permission to build a 10 bedroom! mansion on the edge of the Ashdown Forest which is still in the not built phase of construction.If it does ever get completed I cant see anyone wanting a house that backs onto Crowborough Army Camp unless they have an interest in studying the undercarriage of Chinook helicopters at close range.

Update...Tatjana Keenan has been co opted onto the council.Wannabe politburo member with a background in scientology so there must be doubts about her sanity.



So there you have it our Town council has just 7 elected councillors out of a total of 16.

This must mean we are now in the post democratic age that nutters like Julia Middleton of Communist Purpose keeps going on about.

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Sussex Scamera Partnershit


Job Vacancy .

CAMERA AND DATA COLLECTION TECHNICIAN

The Sussex Safer Roads Partnership aims to reduce road casualties by enforcing speed limits, traffic light compliance and educating road users. We have a vacancy for a highly motivated, committed and energetic individual to undertake the role of Camera Data Collection and Mobile Enforcement Officer.
Why you need to be energetic I dont know when all you do is press a button every now and then,its not exactly a hard job but you do have to attend a training course to show how you can increase the indicated speed of cars by moving the laser slightly (come on guys we all know what goes on).

I was under the impression that the partnership was not biased towards the motorists at all (thats what Neil Hopkins said in a previous post).The above vacancy was advertised on the Police website as a civillian Police worker.So we have the Police paying the scamera operators and the Police employing the backroom staff to do the paperwork.You then go to court and surprise surprise you have to rely on another arm of the Partnership to get a fair hearing .

That doesnt sound like an organisation thats unbiased towards the motorists to me.

Still no reply from Mr Hopkins from Sussex scameraship about one of his vans driving at above the speed limit down Crowborough Hill.Obviously the rules only apply to the little people.


What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

Remove your lap top from its bag
Open the laptop slowly and carefully
Turn on
Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
Turn on the Internet ( I know that it is not according to airline rules but do it anyway)
Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards
to the skies as if in prayer

Take a deep breath and open this site (press on the link)



Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Sounds familiar?


The Nazi Police State was to ensure that everybody did as they were told - or paid the price. The Nazi Police were controlled by Heinrich Himmler and his feared secret police - the Gestapo - did as it pleased in Nazi Germany. Children’s loyalty could be developed with a policy of indoctrination via education and the Hitler Youth movement. Time and planning spent in these areas would bring a suitable reward for Hitler.

Adults were a different proposition. Some adults clearly supported Hitler - as the March 1933 election showed. But the same election clearly showed that a substantial number of Germans did not support Hitler and the Nazis. These people were likely to be a constant thorn for Hitler unless they were dealt with. For these people, the Nazis developed a policy of intimidation. Fear became a by-word for those who did not support Hitler. The wrong comment overheard by a Nazi official could have very serious consequences.

Hitler’s police state worked on the rule that if you said nothing, no harm, could come to you. If you had doubts about the way the country was going, you kept them to yourself - or paid the price. As nearly 17 million people had not voted for either the Nazis or the Nationalist in March 1933, a large and visible police force was required to keep this sizeable group under observation and control.

In Nazi Germany the police were allowed to arrest people on suspicion that they were about to do wrong. This gave the police huge powers. All local police units had to draw up a list of people in their locality who might be suspected of being "Enemies of the State". This list was given to the Gestapo - the Secret Police. The Gestapo had the power to do as it liked. Its leader - Reinhard Heydrich - was one of the most feared man in Nazi Germany. His immediate chief was Heinrich Himmler. Both men ran their respective branches with ruthless efficiency.

Those arrested by either the police or the Gestapo had less than three minutes to pack clothing and say their goodbyes. Once arrested, they were sent to the nearest police cell. Those in custody were told to sign Form D-11; this was an "Order For Protective Custody". By signing this, you agreed to go to prison. Those who did not sign it were beaten until they did or officers simply forged their signature. Once a D-11 was signed, you were sent to a concentration camp. How long you stayed here depended on the authorities. The usual rule of thumb was whether it was felt that you had learned your lesson (even if there had not been one to learn) and would behave in an acceptable manner once outside of prison.

With a few tweaks here and there this article could apply in 2010.At least the gestapo dresssed smartly and the trains ran on time which is more that you can say about Britains New Labour Nazi party.

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Sussex Police love peeling spikeys (sounds like thieving pikeys)


A wealthy businessman was arrested at home in front of his wife and young son over an email which council officials deemed ‘offensive’ to gipsies – but which he had not even written.
The email, concerning a planning appeal by a gipsy, included the phrase: ‘It’s the 'do as you likey' attitude that I am against.’

Council staff believed the email was offensive because ‘likey’ rhymes with pikey.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241994/Businessman-arrested-wife-son--anti-gipsy--email-didn-t-write.


Proof if proof were needed that Sussex Police are politically correct spikey(sounds like pikey)loving bankers(sounds like wankers).This is what happens when the Police become politicised and recruiting standards are reduced to allow any window licker in.Isnt it time the front line coppers got off their fat passes(sounds like arses) and got on with the job of catching criminals.At the moment the Police (sounds like twats) are more interested in criminalising law abiding citizens and worrying about who is going to use the rapid response vehicle to get the doughnuts.

Saturday, 9 January 2010

More Weather.


Snow last night (Friday).

More snow forecast for today with a windchill of about -5C.

Roads and pavements now have frozen snow covered with fresh snow.


Venturing out-I may be some time !

Thursday, 7 January 2010

Weather Forecast Crowborough




Thursday

Very cold last night resulting in standing snow turning to ice.Any treated surfaces have refrozen making it very hazardous everywhere.

Bright and cold start to the day More snow is forecast for this afternoon (possible 2-3 inches).


Power cuts have affected parts of Sussex but Crowborough seems ok.

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Wake up East Sussex County Cretins.



Just as predicted its snowing heavily in Crowborough with forecasted heavy falls predicted tonight.

Do we think East Sussex County Cretins will manage to keep the roads clear this time or do we think that they have nearly run out of salt.Like so many county cretins they have swallowed the great global warming scam and decided that we dont need salt because winters will be warmer.With perfect timing mother nature has demonstrated the lunacy of this policy and we will all be snowed in for days to come.I hope all the twats in the council that have been harping on about climate change have decided that they dont need heating in their house and as a consequence freeze to death.What am I saying-no one would be that stupid would they?
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad

Monday, 4 January 2010

Kent Police and illegal parking.


(not a current picture but you get the point)

I had the misfortune to park in Tunbridge Wells yesterday.Even though it was Sunday the council charges £1 and hour to park in the crappy Crescent Rd Car park.Today I drove through Tunbridge Wells and the parking nazis were out in force ticketing anyone and everyone.Well actually thats not true because yesterday and today there were cars illegally parked outside the Police station.The difference being is that the cars were Police cars which were parked on the double yellow lines actually blocking the road.No tickets for them and no Nazis in sight.Obviously the head of parking enforcement and the senior Police Officer are in the same lodge(nudge nudge).If I ever get a parking ticket in Tunbridge Wells I will be claiming the same exemption as the rossers and not pay up.I would urge everyone to ignore the parking regulations in Tunbridge Wells until the Police cars are given tickets like the rest of us.
Before anyone comes up with the answer that the Police do a difficult job blah blah then please note the huge yard behind the Police station that is supposed to be used for official vehicles.I suppose most of the Police are so lazy these days that they cant be bothered to walk a few yards and risk the danger of their hot doughnuts getting cold.

Speed Cameras (Part 2)


The idiots we have nominally in charge of the country have come up with another wheeze to raise money from the hard pressed motorist.If you get a fixed penalty ticket for travelling over the speed limit they are going to whack a "victim surcharge" onto the fine/penalty.

So not only are you going to be punished for breaching an arbitary speed limit but you are also paying extra to help the victims of your (in their opinion) crime.So who would that be then?.You have exceeded a limit set by a local politician but you have hurt no one and caused no damage so how the hell can you be liable to pay money to help the victims of your actions. Stupid thinking by stupid people enacted by other stupid people.

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Jobcentre.


I have just looked on the Jobcentre website to do a jobsearch for a relative who has just lost their job.Rather than using the Jobcentre website to do the search you are redirected to a shite site called Directgov Jobs and skills search.Say what you will about the old Jobcentre jobsearch but at least it was user friendly and quick to search which cant be said for the new site.
The new site looks simpler than the old system but takes ages to do any searches.I started a search before writing this and it has only just come up with the results.Typically the Government has seen fit to "improve" something only to cock it up completely.No doubt Crapita or some other contractor has made a mint out of selling the taxpaying public a system that they think looks good(not my opinion) but does everything poorly.This could be a metaphor for modern Britains public services-overpriced but crap.Someone who commented on a previous post summed it up perfectly
"Due to letting the multi-headed Hydra of local government get rampantly out of control for so many years, you're going to be facing meagre US levels of services for astronomical Scandanavian levels of taxation."

Update

When I checked the results of my search that took so long to appear it became clear that the search facility is rubbish.I asked for a particular type of job within a reasonable distance of Tunbridge Wells and the first result of many unsuitable jobs was based in
Lewisham FFS.Thanks DWP now I know why many people refer to you as the Department of Wankers and Pillocks .That ladyboy Mrs Balls seems to be in charge now so what else can we expect,Balls by name Balls by nature.

Tuesday, 29 December 2009

Speed Camera bombed.



Police were today hunting the person who blew up a yellow roadside camera, leaving parts strewn across a road in Eastleigh, Hampshire.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239149/Police-hunt-motorist-blew-speed-camera-BOMB.html#ixzz0b7OJzgV9

Give the man a medal and an invite to East Sussex.Cameras are just revenue raising devices and have never had anything to do with road safety.The worm has finally turned.

Sussex Scamera Partnership WEBSITE HERE.

Sunday, 27 December 2009

East Sussex County Council -waste of space.


I know drones from East Sussex County Cretins read this so I have some important news for them in the hope that someone will be able to tear themselves away from their taxpayer funded tea and biscuits long enough to actually do something useful.
The message is quite simple and easy for normal people to understand (oh I can see a problem already).If the cretins have a problem digesting the information then please feel free to copy this and pass on to all that may be effected.
The important message is as follows.


IT IS GOING TO SNOW AGAIN WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK!!!!!


See that wasnt too difficult was it-all you need to do now is to get off your fat arses and actually arrange for ALL the roads of E Sussex to be salted. To explain that means all the roads not just the priority routes that they have decided which strangely enough coincides with areas the senior staff of ESCC live like dicksville and twats crossing.
If I have to do their job again and clear all the roads around Swing towers like I did last time I will be sending them a hefty bill to cover my time and inconvenience.

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Sunday, 20 December 2009

Has anyone seen a gritter?


Crowborough had about 8 inches of snow Thurs night Friday morning.Nearly 48hrs later and some of the towns roads STILL havnt been gritted.
Why is it that East Sussex County Council have all these useless partnerships yet cant master the simple fact that Crowborough is prone to bad weather due to its elevation and if snow is to fall it will fall more here.The powers that be are too busy cosying up with all these "partners" that basic services like keeping the roads clear are just ignored.No one has been able to get up the hill outside my house now for 2 days and the whole Montargis estate is a disaster area with abandoned cars everywhere and a road surface like glass.What are these idiots in charge actually doing.East Sussex doesnt have any Motorways so resources should be concentrated on the areas with most snow, is that too complicated for these useful idiots.Every year we have this same farce where roads are left impassable for days due to snow.People cant get to work and earn the money to pay for the council services which are not being provided.Personally I dont care that ESCC is a LGB (lets get buggered) employer or they are pikey friendly all I want is for them to provide the services that I have already paid for.I have spent quite a lot of time in Canada and 8 inches would only be considered a light dusting.Why is it that other countries can keep the roads open in all weather but we cant.Its probably got something to do with the fact that ESCC employ people on the basis of their skin colour or sexual preferences but do not consider basic competence to be an essential part of the job.As a result we have a council that has a diverse workforce but is uniformly incompetent.
The cunts at the council are still going on about global warming shite even though everyone knows its all bollocks of the highest degree.Why dont they look out of their window and see the snow and ice.Global warming my arse.

Update-3 days and still no sign of gritters and all the paths are still lethal.
When are the council going to get off their collective fat arses and do something.

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Wealden Council value your views (as long as they agree with theirs).


The Wealden Panel is made up of 1,100 residents from across the District who are representative in terms of age, ethnicity and gender. The residents' panel will be consulted regularly on local issues. Panel members' views will inform future policy and decisions about services.
In order to maintain a panel that is as representative of the District's population as possible, it will not be possible to volunteer to join the panel. However, the 'Have your say' page on our website highlights a range of opportunities for responding to Wealden's consultations.

This is an extract from the Wealden Council website about local residents having their say on Council services.The second paragraph says it all really that they rig the panel so that they always get the result they want.This is not consultation this is just information manipulation so that the council can say what a brilliant job they are doing and look at all these residents that agree.What they dont mention is that this panel is populated by placemen and local authority window lickers.Most residents will never get an opportunity to have their say because their views dont coincide with the approved newspeak shit that pours out of the council on a daily basis.
Wealden is always harping on about diversity and equality bollocks so how does the panel selection sit with this...

"The aim of the Wealden Equality Scheme is to set out how we will ensure that all our services and employment opportunities are provided with equity and fairness to everyone."

Once again its the old "we value diversity but if you have different views to us you can fuck off " ploy so favoured by the local authority twats we have running the local area.

Friday, 11 December 2009

East Sussex County Councils Common Purpose.




I had an interesting e mail about Common Purpose working within East Sussex County Council.
For anyone who thinks that Common Purpose is a training charity watch this.