Vote for Freedom and interesting times ahead.

Have you ever thought of becoming a councillor?
As a councillor you can influence the decsions that directly affect your community and environment and help shape the future.
In May 2011 there will be an opportunity to stand for election to Crowborough Town Council and to Wealden District Council.
Find out more at the Council Offices, Pine Grove on Monday 1st November between 3.00pm and 8.00pm.

The above was on the the Crowborough town council website (spelling mistakes and all).

Do they really think that anyone who wants to represent their community on the undemocratic star chamber that is Crowborough TC would not have the intelligence to have thought it through and decided to stand without having to visit Pine Grove so they can give you the thumbs up.

The great thing about a democracy is that any fucknugget can represent you as long as they can get more people to vote for them than the opposition.

We all know what the council does and quite frankly we dont like it .We need someone to stand and get voted in on the understanding that they would stir up the council and make it more democratic not someone who will toe the line and agree anything as long as there is a drink in it for them.

Watch out council because I am considering standing myself and if you think I am going to be vetted by a bunch of twatty no hopers you are clearly barking up the wrong tree.

Believe me if I get voted in things will change and it will definitely be more interesting in the council meetings.

Crowborough Town Council.

Well fuck me we are all lucky people to be living in a town with free trade status whatever that means.
I always thought that free trade was a hairbrained scheme thought up by socialists to help the local warlords in far off lands to buy extra AK47s on the back of us buying shit tasting chocolate or coffee.To be honest my opinion hasnt changed a bit and the arrogance of the councillors is unbelievable in them thinking that if they drink shit coffee it will somehow make a difference to the status of Crowborough.
The council seems to be on a power trip at the moment and has decided that the little matter of elected representatives on the council can be overlooked if it means getting the right type of person on the council.They are now looking for another councillor to be co opted onto the council without any vote.
The advert says
"CASUAL VACANCY
JARVIS BROOK WARD
TO BE FILLED BY CO-OPTION
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE CONSIDERED TO BECOME A TOWN COUNCILLOR PLEASE APPLY TO THE TOWN CLERK FOR AN APPLICATION FORM.
COUNCIL MEETING ON TUESDAY 19TH JANUARY 2010 7.30pm TO WHICH YOU WILL BE INVITED.

What the advert should say is...

"Anyone can apply but unless you attend the right golf club or trouser legging lodge you dont stand a chance because we dont want your sort upsetting the applecart.Special dispensation will be made in order to fasttrack you onto the council if you have attended a Common Purpose NLP course and have a history of working for a public sector employer as a drone.Anyone that doesnt exhibit newspeak and PC thoughts will be labelled an extremist and barred from being a councillor.
We are an equal opportunity employer but as you all know some piggies are more equal than others (oink oink)."

Wealden Council .

Its bad enough having a lib dum councillor representing the ward that you live in but you do expect them to spell correctly.

Councillor Plain Jane Clark
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Home Address: ........................................CrowboroughEast SussexTN6 3SJ
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