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Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Ello Wealdens got a lotta new motors.




















I think you will agree that these pictures show nice premium model cars.Are they anything like the cars you have parked outside your house?.


Perhaps it will come as a surprise to know that these are the sort of brand new cars that you get to drive if you get a job with Wealden Council.


Wealden Council goes on and on about bollocky climate change and how we should all make sacrifices to ensure the future of our planet but hypocritically allows its staff to swan around in top of the range convertibles and people carriers paid for by us the taxpayers.


If you look through the monthly spend of Wealden Council there are loads of vehicle lease payments and only a small percentage actually specify the make and model of car concerned.I wonder what gems are to be found in the unspecified vehicle lease payments .I wonder what car Chief Dickhead Charles Lant drives around in at our expense on top of his £150,000 annual salary.


The excuse that crappy councils like Wealden always come out with is that they always need to pay the going rate for the job in order to get the best people.Well if all the councils reduced their salaries for Chief Clerks aka Executives to lets say £12000 a year that would be the going rate and would definitely be commensurate with their non existent abilities.





If they want to get around then travel by bus like they want everyone else to do.





Whilst looking through the spending I also noticed that we seem to be paying for a lot of yoga classes for some reason.











Tuesday, 26 April 2011

The strange story of the pigs and the pikeys.

My post about home defence has proved to be correct.Today we hear of a lady who was threatened with death by a bunch of pikeys who were trespassing on her land.The pikeys were told to fcuk off but the lady was so concerned about the threats made to her and her animals that she contacted the plod.

Plod finally turned up 35 minutes later and oh so predictably treated the lady as the felon and the pikeys as the victims.Here comes the best bit though...despite no firearms being involved the lady concerned had her legally held shotguns removed on the orders of the token black female Chief Super.The lady concerned was probably a bit naive in expecting the modern (we value diversity) filth to actually do anything but leaving her defenceless against the inbred pikeys is disgusting.Next to gayboys and lezzers ,pikeys are fast becoming a protected species who can do no wrong in the eyes of the bumboys in blue.

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Climate Change Worm starts to turn.

Carbon warming too minor to be worth worrying about
By David Evans

The debate about global warming has reached ridiculous proportions and is full of micro-thin half-truths and misunderstandings. I am a scientist who was on the carbon gravy train, understands the evidence, was once an alarmist, but am now a skeptic. Watching this issue unfold has been amusing but, lately, worrying. This issue is tearing society apart, making fools out of our politicians.

Let’s set a few things straight.

The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, industries, trading profits, political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the governments, and their tame climate scientists, now outrageously maintain the fiction that carbon dioxide is a dangerous pollutant.

Let’s be perfectly clear. Carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, and other things being equal, the more carbon dioxide in the air, the warmer the planet. Every bit of carbon dioxide that we emit warms the planet. But the issue is not whether carbon dioxide warms the planet, but how much.

Most scientists, on both sides, also agree on how much a given increase in the level of carbon dioxide raises the planet’s temperature, if just the extra carbon dioxide is considered. These calculations come from laboratory experiments; the basic physics have been well known for a century.

The disagreement comes about what happens next.

The planet reacts to that extra carbon dioxide, which changes everything. Most critically, the extra warmth causes more water to evaporate from the oceans. But does the water hang around and increase the height of moist air in the atmosphere, or does it simply create more clouds and rain? Back in 1980, when the carbon dioxide theory started, no one knew. The alarmists guessed that it would increase the height of moist air around the planet, which would warm the planet even further, because the moist air is also a greenhouse gas.

This is the core idea of every official climate model: For each bit of warming due to carbon dioxide, they claim it ends up causing three bits of warming due to the extra moist air. The climate models amplify the carbon dioxide warming by a factor of three — so two-thirds of their projected warming is due to extra moist air (and other factors); only one-third is due to extra carbon dioxide.

That’s the core of the issue. All the disagreements and misunderstandings spring from this. The alarmist case is based on this guess about moisture in the atmosphere, and there is simply no evidence for the amplification that is at the core of their alarmism.

Weather balloons had been measuring the atmosphere since the 1960s, many thousands of them every year. The climate models all predict that as the planet warms, a hot spot of moist air will develop over the tropics about 10 kilometres up, as the layer of moist air expands upwards into the cool dry air above. During the warming of the late 1970s, ’80s and ’90s, the weather balloons found no hot spot. None at all. Not even a small one. This evidence proves that the climate models are fundamentally flawed, that they greatly overestimate the temperature increases due to carbon dioxide.

This evidence first became clear around the mid-1990s.

At this point, official “climate science” stopped being a science. In science, empirical evidence always trumps theory, no matter how much you are in love with the theory. If theory and evidence disagree, real scientists scrap the theory. But official climate science ignored the crucial weather balloon evidence, and other subsequent evidence that backs it up, and instead clung to their carbon dioxide theory — that just happens to keep them in well-paying jobs with lavish research grants, and gives great political power to their government masters.

There are now several independent pieces of evidence showing that the earth responds to the warming due to extra carbon dioxide by dampening the warming. Every long-lived natural system behaves this way, counteracting any disturbance. Otherwise the system would be unstable. The climate system is no exception, and now we can prove it.

But the alarmists say the exact opposite, that the climate system amplifies any warming due to extra carbon dioxide, and is potentially unstable. It is no surprise that their predictions of planetary temperature made in 1988 to the U.S. Congress, and again in 1990, 1995, and 2001, have all proved much higher than reality.

They keep lowering the temperature increases they expect, from 0.30C per decade in 1990, to 0.20C per decade in 2001, and now 0.15C per decade — yet they have the gall to tell us “it’s worse than expected.” These people are not scientists. They overestimate the temperature increases due to carbon dioxide, selectively deny evidence, and now they conceal the truth.

One way they conceal is in the way they measure temperature.

The official thermometers are often located in the warm exhaust of air conditioning outlets, over hot tarmac at airports where they get blasts of hot air from jet engines, at waste-water plants where they get warmth from decomposing sewage, or in hot cities choked with cars and buildings. Global warming is measured in 10ths of a degree, so any extra heating nudge is important. In the United States, nearly 90% of official thermometers surveyed by volunteers violate official siting requirements that they not be too close to an artificial heating source.

Global temperature is also measured by satellites, which measure nearly the whole planet 24/7 without bias. The satellites say the hottest recent year was 1998, and that since 2001 the global temperature has levelled off. Why does official science track only the surface thermometer results and not mention the satellite results?

The Earth has been in a warming trend since the depth of the Little Ice Age around 1680. Human emissions of carbon dioxide were negligible before 1850 and have nearly all come after the Second World War, so human carbon dioxide cannot possibly have caused the trend. Within the trend, the Pacific Decadal Oscillation causes alternating global warming and cooling for 25 to 30 years at a go in each direction. We have just finished a warming phase, so expect mild global cooling for the next two decades.

We are now at an extraordinary juncture. Official climate science, which is funded and directed entirely by government, promotes a theory that is based on a guess about moist air that is now a known falsehood. Governments gleefully accept their advice, because the only ways to curb emissions are to impose taxes and extend government control over all energy use. And to curb emissions on a world scale might even lead to world government — how exciting for the political class!

Even if we stopped emitting all carbon dioxide tomorrow, completely shut up shop and went back to the Stone Age, according to the official government climate models it would be cooler in 2050 by about 0.015 degrees. But their models exaggerate 10-fold — in fact our sacrifices would make the planet in 2050 a mere 0.0015 degrees cooler!

Finally, to those who still believe the planet is in danger from our carbon dioxide emissions: Sorry, but you’ve been had. Yes, carbon dioxide is a cause of global warming, but it’s so minor it’s not worth doing much about.

Financial Post
David Evans consulted full-time for the Australian Greenhouse Office (now the Department of Climate Change) from 1999 to 2005, and part-time 2008 to 2010, modelling Australia’s carbon in plants, debris, mulch, soils, and forestry and agricultural products. He is a mathematician and engineer, with six university degrees, including a PhD from Stanford University in electrical engineering. The comments above were made to the Anti-Carbon-Tax Rally in Perth, Australia, on March 23

Taken from financial post article

Saturday, 2 April 2011

Dummies guide to the climate changing.

Firstly we need to establish what the climate is exactly.Contrary to what we have had rammed down our throat on a regular basis by warmists the climate is NOT the same as the global atmospheric system.
Looking for a definition of climate and you find " the typical weather conditions in a particular area". Climate therefore can be local or cover a wider area but it is NOT anything to do with the Earths atmospheric system.If someone was to say Los Angeles has a warm climate there would be no argument but to describe the whole Earth as having a particular climate is ridiculous because everyone knows that different parts of the planet have different weather systems influencing them and therefore have different climates.Knowing that climate is local and not global means that climate change across the whole globe is impossible.Every local area has an overiding climate which obviously fluctuates due to the intereaction of all the other local climates across the globe.You cannot view one area without taking into account what is happening in other areas.
These changes in temperature are the driving force behind our weather.Warm air rises which creates low pressure and cold air falls which produces high pressure and the difference between the two causes ground air in the form of winds to be forced from high pressure areas to low pressure areas.
Like a 3d puzzle weather and local climates do not operate on one level nor do they operate on their own.Low pressure (rising air) causes clouds due to the cooling the warm air undergoes when it rises.High pressure however is falling cooler air so less clouds will form in warming cooler air than in cooling warm air due to the difference in the amount of condensed water that warm and cool air can retain.
On the edges of high pressure and low pressure areas is the area that is most volatile and is what we call a weather front.Simples really if you think about it.

The weather in the UK is not formed over the UK.Depending on what direction the weather fronts are coming from and the time of the year dictates the weather we have in the UK. The other driver for weather is the difference between sea and land with the land heating and cooling much quicker than water adding in another variable for our weather.Weather can change over a very short period but an areas climate will only change over a very long period.To take Los Angeles as an example-its weather will change from day to day or hour to hour but the climate will always be warm and dry.A thunderstorm would not change the climate but it would change the weather.
From this I think you can see that the term Climate Change to describe changes in the Earths atmosphere over a short period of time is a misnomer.
Even if we were confident that global temperatures over the last 30 years was showing an slight upward trend (which incidently they dont)that would be meaningless
given the age of the Earth (approx 4.5 billion years old).Only a fool would try to establish a meaningful trend from 30 out of 4.5 thousand million years.Given that
the Earths atmospheric system is so complicated and chaotic only a fool would believe that the Earths atmospheric system is reacting to minute changes (parts per million) of its constituent gases.
Underpinning all the weather drivers is obviously the Sun because without the warming of the sun there would be no heat which would mean no weather and no life .
The Sun however is not a stable source of consistent heat radiation .The Sun has periods of high activity and periods of low activity for reasons we are not really sure about but we do know that these highs and lows can be predictable because they occur in a cyclical pattern and can be monitored from earth.
Common sense would tell us that when the sun is most active the global weather system would be most active purely by virtue of the increased solar energy being put into the atmosphere.Also more energy would reach the surface of the Earth especially at the Equator which would produce higher ground/sea temperatures making the global weather system more energetic and chaotic.Lower solar activity would produce less energy in our atmosphere and less heat reaching the ground /sea making the global weather system less energetic and less chaotic.
Those people that believe that a tiny increase in one minor constituent gas in the atmosphere can drive changes in global weather are ignoring the Elephant in the room that is the Sun and its cyclical activity.If they can ignore a star on our doorstep
then is it any surprise that the weather warmists have no credible explanation to their theory.The only "supporting evidence" they provide for weather warming are the
adulterated temperature datasets spat out by their own computer models which bear no resemblance to fact.The computer models are designed in such a way that whatever figures you put in (say the number of doughnuts eaten in the UK per day)it will always produce an upward temperature trend.The warmists are so insecure about their theory that they do not publish the raw data and instead rely on their computer model results which are warped to say the least.
The earth is an incredibly complicated system and no part of the system can be viewed in isolation.In fact you cannot start to understand the Earth system unless you understand the Earths place in the solar system.Life as we know it is only possible on this planet because the Earth is just the right distance from the Sun.
Any closer to the Sun and we would be toast and any further away we would be ice.
Believing that tiny quantities of C02 in the atmosphere have a huge effect on the global weather system but changes in the heat being put in the atmosphere through the cycles of the sun doesnt is pure madness and flies in the face of all scientific understanding.
I think the problem is that the warmist alarmists are not scientists.They may call themselves climate scientists but they are no more than computer modellers and system analysts.Trying to fit real science into the man made warming theory is like trying to squeeze a quart into a pint pot-it simply will no work.Science says that
you cannot squeeze a quart into a pint pot but the warmists would point out that their model says you can and a consensus among themsleves agrees so therefore you can get a quart into a pint pot.
While we are at it can we also put to bed the ridiculous phrases "greenhouse effect" and "greenhouse gases".Greenhouses magnify and trap the heat from the sun by reducing the cooling effect of convection which has no bearing or similarity to the Earths weather systems nor does glass (which is technically a liquid) have any common properties with C02.It would be fantastic if we could use C02 as a high efficient heat insulator but we cant because it isnt and even if it was i dont think it would be very effective in a ratio of a few parts per million.
Another ridiculous phrase that we hear regularly but means nothing is carbon free or carbon neutral.On earth all lifeforms are carbon based and although C02 obviously contains an element of carbon it also contains more oxygen atoms .C02 is no more carbon than water is oxygen.When you make a cup of tea you dont fill up the kettle with oxygen do you so why is C02 suddenly transformed into carbon which it clealy isnt.
The answer is that everything is simplified so those that dont know their arse from their elbow will be able to explain something that simply doesnt hold up to scientific scrutiny.Education has been dumbed down to such an extent that if Al Gore said that sticking your head down the toilet would help the poor ickle Polar Bears from extinction loads of people would have very wet and smelly hair.

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Ideal for Home Defence.






Billy Vague seems to be coming round to the idea that Libyans can be supplied with weapons in order to defend themselves against their fellow countrymen that are intent on doing them harm.

Perhaps next someone can give us the authority to own firearms that are capable of being used to defend ourselves properly.Why is it that Libyans can defend themselves with firearms but in Britain its the criminals that are armed and the law abiding citizens are disarmed.
We should have exactly the same right to defend ourselves and our home against attack as anyone else.Despite what the leftie liberals say rural America is a very safe place to live.The reason that burglary is pretty much unheard of in most of rural America is that everyone has the tools to defend themselves and their property from attack.Home defense is a big business in America and weapons are sold for the sole purpose of defending yourself whilst at home.Lets face it would you enter someones property at the dead of night if you are likely to be faced with the wrong end of a Mossberg 590 or similar being handled by someone who was prepared to use it to defend their family and their home.
Contrast that with rural England whereby the Police have totally given up on protecting the public in order to concentrate on the much more lucrative trade (for them)of issuing fixed penalties for speeding and other non crimes like walking on the cracks in the pavement.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with an armed individual in your garden breaking into your garage.
Over here you would ring the Police and once they heard the word armed mentioned they wouldnt really want to know.Typical response would be to tell you that someone was coming to help you but in reality no one would be coming any time soon because it would be too dangerous for a copper to do their duty and protect you.The Police would wait for the Armed Plod to get out of bed and load up all their equipment and then arrive around the corner from your house about 45 minutes after the original call.Before anything can happen they then have to spend the next half an hour deciding on their tactics and undertaking the essential Health and Safety paperwork.
Normal plod would then arrive and close all the local roads and make themselves busy
by standing around like knobs chatting to the Ambulance crew that has been called to pick up the bits of what may be left of you once everything is declared safe.
Armed Plod will then ring you back asking you if the armed robber is still there and whether it is safe for them to come and attend.No reply is good because that means your family have been slaughtered and Mr Crim has escaped.The other alternative outcome would be....you would answer and say something along the lines of where the fuck are you luckily I waved a kitchen knife at the crim and he run away.The Police would then realise its safe to turn up and promptly arrest you for using a knife.Things would get a whole lot worse if it turned out the crim was an Effnic because then they would charge you with racially aggravated something or another and you would be facing 10 years in jail for defending yourself.From the Polices point of view its much better that you just get murdered on your own property and just let Mr Crim kill your whole family.Its all so much easier for them you see and the crims human rights have been preserved at the same time.Boxes ticked sorted.The fact that you are dead is a downer for you but hey living in a diverse multcultural utopian society has its price when you are a raycist white little Englander.

In America the call would be somewhat different.The homeowner would phone up the local Police and ask them nicely if they could possibly pop round some time and take away the remains of Mr Crim who invaded their property with ill intent.The Police reaction would be thanks for telling us go back to bed and we will be round to clean up for you. Have a nice day .

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Wake up Britain before its too late.


Blogging levels are inversely proportional to the work available.

Whilst work seems to be picking up the cost of fuel is crucifying many businesses including mine.With diesel going up on average 1-2 pence a litre a week costs are rising but customers are not prepared to accept my prices rising every week.
With diesel approaching £1.35 a foreign litre or the wrong side of £6 pounds a gallon in English a 1p a litre cut in excise is not going to make a bit of difference at all.In fact I doubt whether the retailers will even bother to change their prices given that prices are on a steeply rising curve.Like it or not everything you buy has to travel by road for some if not all of its journey to your local Sainsco supermarket.Whether you are buying a 50 inch TV or a packet of crisps the cost of fuel for the distribution of those products puts pressure on the price to rise.
Everything is going up in price because of the price of fuel which is amplified further by the huge tax upon tax levy on fuel.
In times of turmoil in the Middle East the raw price of fuel rises but the real problem is that the raw price of fuel is only a small percentage of what we pay at the pumps.If the government want us all to generate growth then something has to be done to reduce the tax on fuel by a substantial amount rather than the 1 pence a litre we got yesterday.The cost of fuel and the communist era bureaucracy that seems the norm in this once great country is a noose around the neck of every business in this land.Every day the noose tightens a bit more and I am afraid loosening the noose for a couple of days is only putting off the inevitable.Small businesses which were once the lifeblood of the country cannot be turned on and off like a tap,either we want people to run succesful small businesses or we dont.A lot of small business owners especially in the transport industry are on the edge and considering whether its really worth running a business at all.Small businesses should be good for growth but why should they be bled to death in order to pay off the countries debts that could be wiped out with a tap of a couple of computer keys in the treasury.The trade deficit is what should concern us most and in my opinion that is not going to improve greatly until or unless small businesses are given the chance to flourish and make money for the people who put their money where their mouth is.
If there is no money in it then whats the point.As an aside does anyone who has to actually buy things using their own money rather than an expenses claim actually believe the inflation rate of 4. something percent.My guess is that figure should be
10. something percent minimum.Given that the savings rates are next to nothing but prices are rising at 10% plus a year it doesnt take a genius to work out that we are fucked big time.Whats the answer-I dont know but unless real action is taken now we can kiss goodbye to many small businesses and therefore kiss goodbye to a decrease in unemployment and an increase in wonga flowing into the treasury so they can piss it away giving to the poor ickle Africans and the corrupt ickle Nazis of the EU.

Give me 6 months in charge of the country and I would have it sorted in no time at all.

No foreign aid.
Leave the EU.
No more money pissed away on climate change bollocks.
No immigration.
Scrap NI conts.
Reduce income tax to 10% flat rate or lower.
Slash and burn the public services including the National Death Service.
Scrap VAT.
Scrap fuel Tax.
Restrict imports and encourage home grown manufacturers.
Scrap Council tax.
3 months benefit entitlement tops.

In my view this would mean that people would be substantially better off working and they could then choose what to spend their money on.If they choose to spend their money on booze and fags then so be it but if you want health care and you have pissed all your money up the wall then the answer would be tough shit.Life should be all about personal freedom and personal responsibility not a lifetime of slavery working to see no personal benefit.

Here endeth todays lesson.

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Slowly slowly catchee monkey.

I have had a bit of vermin trouble at Swing Towers recently.With a bit of patience and effort laying a few vermin traps the problem is no more.

Similarly I have been infested with hacking attempts into some of my e mail/google accounts for some time now.I could have just closed the accounts down and started again or changed the passwords (again).I decided however to play the long game and wait and see if I could smoke out the culprit.

It took many days/weeks of patience collating information about times and days of these hacking attempts to no avail.

I had a few suspects but no hard evidence until the dickhead decided to reveal themselves by posting a reply on the site giving information that would indicate that they had hacked into an e mail account used to access blogger.

As a result I now have the persons IP address and ISP indicating a local address.
My considered options are

1)Publish the persons name and IP address for all to see.
2)Report them to Sussex plod.
3)Do nothing and allow them to comment so I can insult them online for all to see.

I have not decided yet but I will probably go for option 3 with option 1 and 2 being held over as insurance.

Some people are just so stupid that they dont realise just how stupid they are.

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

FUBAR and the end.




Listen up people I am going to tell you about something that will change your life.

Conspiracy theories abound and most people (including me)dismiss most out of hand.
Unfortunately that means that we throw the baby out with the bathwater by discounting things that sound so outrageous that common sense says cant be true.

I have come to the conclusion that if we open our minds to the fact that perhaps there are people and organisations across the globe that do not have our best interests at heart we will suddenly realise that our very existence is at risk.

Take global warming/climate change as an example.We are constantly told by the eco fascists that our world is warming up because of the emissions of C02 by us the people of this planet.Most people have decided that this is complete rubbish and cannot understand how an inert gas could cause any change in climate given the tiny percentage it makes up in the atmosphere.Sensible minds point to the natural cycle of the sun causing changes to our climate over a set period of time.If man made global warming existed then the real temperatures measured(as opposed to computer modelled data sets) across the globe would be the highest in human history.We all know that the earth has gone through periods of warming and cooling over its history with no help at all from humans.Ice ages come and go and warmer periods come and go.
If you study the sun you realise that we are heading towards a period of very low solar activity which will have the knock on effect of a colder climate on Earth.
In short the evidence is pointing towards us heading towards a new mini ice age.Dont panic yet though because it isnt going to happen any time soon.What we should be more than a little worried about is what the eco fascist warmist believers have in store for us all here and now.Despite dodgy science and no evidence of warming the eco fascists are busy planning to geo engineeer our planet in order to cool the planet and save us all from the mythical warming.Unfortunately this is all going to end in the biggest fuck up of all time resulting in millions of people across the globe dying which arguably was the plan of the eco fascists all along.
These people are dangerous people who make no secret of the fact that the earths population needs to be culled and that food production needs to go from a mix of meat production and arable to a vegetarian nightmare scenario whereby the only food available is GM modified chemical laden arable crap produced by companies like Monsanto who are busily patenting GM modified crops of all sorts.
By the time the eco fascists have finished we will all be a place of nightmares where natural crops have been killed off by the actions and consequences of the eco fascists geo engineering of our planet and we all have to rely on a dwindling and increasingly more expensive supply of genetically altered food.
So I think we should all be pretty worried about the fact that the eco fascists are planning to turn down the planets thermostat just when we need it most.
Perhaps worrying about plans to increase cloud cover and spray chemicals into the atmosphere to increase the reflection of the suns energy away from the earth is a waste of time because no one in their right mind would allow such a thing to happen.That nice Mr Obama along with the leaders of the "free world" wouldnt allow a few eco fascist lunatics to poison the planet just to save us from a non existent threat of rising global temperatures would they.

My advice would be dont worry about the plans because the plans are not plans any more they are programs that have been going on for the last 7 years or so.





Once you have viewed the above clip then I would urge you all to view this video to illustrate what these lunatics are doing to us in the name of saving the planet.

As in all things dont take anyones word for it-look it up yourself.Google geo engineering and chemtrails should get you started but research it yourself and make up your own mind.

If you cant be bothered to do that just look up into the sky on the next clear day.Is the sky lovely and blue with white fluffy clouds or is the sky a silvery blue with milky white ribbons of contrails criss crossing the sky speading out to create a multicoloured pollution sunset of all the colours of the rainbow.If its the former you can come back and tell me I am talking rubbish but if its the latter then be very afraid for your future and the future of your children.If you really want to sleep well at night look up the link between aluminium and Alzheimers .To cheer you up even further look up the reduction of bee populations and ask yourself what could be causing it.


Having digested all that information and looked it up yourself then ask yourself again-no one would be crazy enough to approve spraying the air we breathe with toxic metals would they?

We are all truly fucked unless we all switch off the goggle box and look at what is going on in real life as opposed to the unreal world of east corries x factor has strictly no talent bollocks.


Wake up and look up.

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Sorry, you have been banned from posting.

I am Spartacus

It had to happen sooner than later.The Courier website aka Northcliffe Media Group are keen to publish comments and hear your opinions but if your opinions are not to their liking they ban you from commenting.
When I try to post I get the message "Sorry, you have been banned from posting".


I am pretty certain some common purpose arsewipe repeatedly complained about my posts even though they were all factually correct and well researched . Northcliffe decided to ban me by way of punishment.
I suspect my comments about common purpose may have been the straw that broke the camels back because the media is riddled with common purpose drones who would sell their own granny if Julia (i am not really mad) Middleton told them to.

I am sure its no coincidence that my preferred account seems to be unavailable for logging onto the Northcliffe Medias Crowborough people site.To prove that you dont have to be paranoid to think they are out to get you my main computer has also
expired over the last few days.
Welcome to Britain 2011 where the truth and free speech is surpressed and citizens are only allowed the views that are approved by the state and the so called authorities.


Northcliffe Media owns the Daily Mail so it goes without saying that I will be boycotting that rag and encouraging all my friends and family to do the same.

Friday, 11 February 2011

Listen up I have a plan.

If you were facing financial ruin wouldnt it make sense to do all you can to reduce your outgoings and increase your income.Basic business sense dictates that if you are in a financial hole stop digging fast and take action now to improve your situation.

Imagine not having enough money to buy food or pay the daily bills but still paying
lets say £100 a week to belong to a club that you visit rarely but who is always bombarding you with orders on how you must act in order to continue to be a member.
Not a day would go past without orders telling you that to remain a member you must dress in a certain way ,talk in a specific way in fact you must follow all their orders without question otherwise they would send the "boys" round to rough you up.

Any sensible person would pretty quickly realise that £100 per week could be better spent and you would be free to live your life as you see fit for your benefit.

Why then would we not tolerate this situation individually but are quite happy to go along with the EU club.We all whinge about the cost of everything and all the dictats from them but we never seem to take any positive action about leaving the club and stopping the direct debit.

Small internet retailers in this country are up in arms about Jersey being used as a distribution point by big businesses for goods of less than £18 pounds so they can be
exported back to the UK VAT free because Jersey and the other Channel Islands are not EU members.Rather than blaming Jersey etc for not ,as they see it,operating fairly they should perhaps lookm a bit closer to home.Why cant the people of this country see the obvious that if we came out of the EU today not only would we be saving the billions that we pay to be members of this club but instantly everything would be 20% cheaper.Even goods that are zero rated for VAT would be cheaper because
throughout the supply line businesses would be concentrating on making money for themselves rather than acting as unpaid tax collectors for the EU.

So rather than moaning about the price of everything we should all be a bit more vocal about leaving the EU altogether so we can be free of their restrictive taxes and more importantly just more free to decide our own fate.For generations Britain has been a proud rich nation that depended on free trade to make our way in the world.Is it any coincidence that since we were conned into joining the EU we have been losing our wealth and our ability to create wealth through free trade.A consequence of this is that we have also lost our influence for good in the world.

Dont let anyone tell you that it is impossible to leave the EU because thats just bullshit.All we neede to do is stand up and say we no longer want to be a member and stop the direct debit.If we as a nation did this one simple thing we as a country would have more respect in the wider world and be on the road to being a global player in trade once more.We have it in us but for some reason our ambition and pride have been stifled -perhaps something is being put in our food. We are the same nation that became the first global superpower whereby the sun never set on the British Empire.Despite being flooded by immigrants we are basically the same people with the same values as those that created the greatest empire the world has ever seen.Every journey starts with just one step so when it comes to electiopns always vote for the pro freedom anto EU parties.Ignore the big three and use your vote wisely because sadly that is the only way we are going to get out of this mess.We may have our back to the wall but isnt that when the British are at their best.
Stand up and be counted becaue we are a nation of Lions not a nation of mice.

Thursday, 27 January 2011

Incandescent over light bulbs.



Visited my local (well actually its not that local) DIY store yesterday to look at new light fittings.Having found the light fitting that was suitable and having sought and gained the approval of Mrs Swing I went in search of lightbulbs.
A big sign in front of the incandescent lightbulbs stated that EU regulation now forbids the sale of 100w lightbulbs but the retailers are also not selling 60w incandescent bulbs but they would be more than willing to sell me a range of energy saving light bulbs.When the energy companies started giving away energy saving light bulbs I tried them out and found that they save electricity by not producing any useful light at all.When switched on they give off as much light as a glowworm but if you wait a minute the bulb kicks in to maximum light production which is akin to a candle.When I flick a switch I want instant consistent light not a strange 2 stage yellow glow.Dont be fooled by the "lasts 3 times longer" than conventional bulbs argument because they dont.

So DIY retailers have taken it on themselves to restrict the sale of environmentally friendly lightbulbs that only contain a thin metal filament glowing in an inert gas contained by glass in order to sell small chemical weapons devices containing enough mercury to kill an average family and giving off ultra violet light radiation instead of visible white light when in use.

I came out stocked up with a couple of boxes of screw in 40w spotlight incandescent bulbs which when fitted gave out more light than the crappy energy saving bulbs that were supposed to be equivalent of 60w.Not only did the normal bulbs give out more light but the light produced is much more natural and easy on the eye.When Mrs Swing and the kids came home they all commented how nice it was to flick the switch and get instant bright light and how much nicer it was to have something akin to sunlight rather than a yellow glowstick.

I will be going back tomorrow to stock up on some more and also popping over to my not so local local ASDA who I believe are still selling normal incandescent bulbs boxed as heavy duty bulbs suitable for industrial applications including inspection lamps.
I now have the problem of disposing of all the energy saving lightbulbs that I no longer have use for.Any ideas.


Exposure to mercury vapour causes madness followed by death.

They will be putting chemicals in our water next to control us -well actually they already do in some areas of the country.I am sure theres nothing to worry about as I am sure its ok to dump toxic flouride industrial waste in our water supply.Nothing to see here move along .

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

The day democracy died.










View this and then tell me we still live in a democracy.

Australian floods.


Every year we give squillions of pounds to every third world shithole on the planet that just disappears into a black hole of corruption.We also give aid to countries like China for fucks sake so they can come over here and buy up our companies up and move them back to their homeland.Not a Christmas goes past without pictures of dying Africans that have no ties with us at all being shown on television in order to extract even more money from us so they can buy some more AK47s.


Why then isnt there the same level of aid to help the Australians(many of whom are of British descent) who are suffering floods of biblical proportions in Queensland.Most families including mine have relatives in that part of Australia and what are we as a country doing to help our brothers in the southern hemisphere-pretty much fuck all as far as I can see.


We bail out Ireland and shovel money to India like its going out of fashion but seem to be turning our backs on our kith and kin in Australia.


If anyone has any views on what can be done to help then let me know.


I think the following quote may be appropriate in such times.



"good friends are like fire extinguishers-when you need them you know where they are "

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Boilers and global cooling.

In my position of climate scientist I can now state that there is a consensus of opinion in this country that points to the fact that global warming is a load of crap.
The general consensus also indicates that C02 is an inert gas that plays no part in the warming or cooling of the planet.

Taking these things into account along with the fact that it would appear that the planet is getting colder not warmer is it too much to ask our nazi masters if it would be possible to actually be able to install conventional gas boilers in our home rather than the pieces of shit condensing boilers that have been forced on us over the last 10 years.
Condensing boilers actually use more gas under normal circumstances than a conventional boiler and have a life span of 10 years max if your lucky.If your unlucky you may find that your sparkly new boiler is only fit for the junk heap after 3 years and you will be forced to replace in with another expensive condensing piece of crap.Once you get rid of your conventional boiler you will never be able to go back to the position of having a reliable boiler that works even in the coldest of weather.

If you are thinking of throwing your hard earned money away on a low efficiency condensing boiler I would urge you to think again.

Friday, 24 December 2010

Freedom and the Law.


It was my intention to refrain from posting over the festive break but like all things its subject to change.

If you have any spare time over Christmas and New Year I would urge you to read this explanation of how the law is there to protect your rights but statutes are just instruments of oppression.

Even if you read it and dont see the relevance you have lost nothing but potentially you could realise that true freedom is available to everyone.