Riot Jokes.

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Its all Bob Geldof's fault... If we didn't Feed The World back in the 80s, all those Africans would be dead by now.

Thousands of black men running around London beating whites, it can only be one thing... The London Marathon

I've just got in from work, put the BBC News on and there's hundreds of ethnics on the telly' should've shut the door behind me.

Dear Norway, can we borrow Anders Brevik for the night ? Yours sincerely, England.

So does this mean racism is legal now?

My mate's just got back from London, he said the weekend was a riot

Grange Hill School has a new curriculum... Reading, Rioting and Rithmatic

Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan have agreed to send troops to the UK to help bring stability and peace to the Country...

So which soap opera will we all watch tonight... Corrie, Eastenders, or BBC News 24 ?

How to stop the riots... Let the Polar Bears loose from London Zoo

The Met Police Force are planning to reduce the number of violent incidents tonight by disabling the transport network used by the rioters. They're cutting down all the trees.

Northern Ireland's Water Cannons have been suggested as the way to disperse the rioters. We know how shit scared the underclass are of washing, so it should work a treat.

Tottenham have just signed up a new Black Italian footballer... GRABATELLI

Back to the 1930s-depression and all.

Contemporary tune that harks back to the era of the last great depresssion.Welcome back to the 30s.

People should not be afraid of their governments.....

Self Defence American Style.

One less carjacker in the world.

ACPO Riots 2011.

Riots and looting kicking off across the country.Even Kent has not been immune with disturbances in the Medway towns.All Police leave has been cancelled across London and Police are being shipped in from various counties including Sussex to help the Metropolitan Police.Whilst the Police on the streets are trying their best to protect people and property there simply isnt enough officers to go round.This has got nothing to do with the "cuts" but a result of over a decade of the ACPO grades employing thousands of pen pushers,PCSOs and diversity co ordinators rather than trained peace officers.
Dont we just know that ACPO(Ltd Company) are going to be rubbing their hands over the riots because they will use it as a weapon against "the cuts" which in truth  havnt even started yet.We have the disgusting position whereby ACPO grades have degraded the frontline Policing to such a point that the coppers trying to quell the riots are an increasingly thin line which are being deprived of the tools to do the job .I am sure if the Commissioner got off his/her fat backside and saw what was going on first hand they would be beating down the door of the Home Secretary to demand water canon and tear gas.As it is though the senior acpo grades are sitting in their plush offices revelling in the political capital to be made out of riots so why should they want them snuffed out .The longer these riots go on for the more leverage ACPO will have over the Government for more money for themselves and their army of pen pushers.

Seal Team 6 killed-but who did it.

Inside information from American military insider Colonel 6 who confirms that there is more than meets the eye to the death of the SEAL team involved in the Bin Laden raid.

What makes it stink for me is the fact that the Navy SEAL team  6 was supposedly travelling in an old  national guard Chinook when they were killed.

Take a few minutes to listen to this clip from Alex Jones and make up your own mind.

UK Police Tells Public To Report Anti-Government Beliefs As Terrorism.(Update)

Article on Infowars about the Met encouraging public to report people who hold anti government views to them because they are ,in their eyes, potential terrorists.
This is on the same day that it was announced that Police forces are going to take  fingerprints of everyone they stop .

Very depressing to see us sliding further into a Police state but the consolation is that they must be really shit scared of us if they are resorting to stasi tactics in order to keep the cattle from revolting.

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Captain Ranty has the details of the statement from the Met which explains it all as "badly worded".Nothing to see here move along.